A farmer invites an Animal Whisperer to his farm to inspect the livestock.
First they visit the horse. The horse neighs. The Whisperer says: "Your horse has a pebble in its hoof, which may cause it to trip." The farmer takes a look at the hoof, and indeed there's a pebble, which he immediately removes.
Then they visit the cow. The cow mows. The Whisperer tranlates: "You have a wart in your palm which tickles your cow when you milk it." The farmer opens his hand, and infact there is a wart.
After that they visit the sheep. The sheep baas. Before the whisperer can say one word, the farmer interupts him: "First off I was drunk, and secondly I was feeling very lonesome that night!"
You stayed away from the sheep in the house and all the commentary that would be posted about that. I could see the sheep saying, "Can I stay in the barn instead of the house tonight?"