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Mark Jackson(gamemark)United States
Fresno
California
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From a patent application:Quote:A game board apparatus having a game board horizontally divided into two sectors representing heaven and hell. The start position is at the bottom of the hell and the finish winning position is situated at the top of the heaven. The players use playing pieces to traverse spaces in the heaven and hell sectors, the amount of advancement being dictated by indicia provided on decks of question cards and answer cards.
Read farther down in the patent proposal and it becomes clear that the game is Candyland with religious overtones. Draw a Hell Card or Heaven Card (depending on where you are on the board)... then draw a "yes/no" card - and move accordingly. As Frank Branham, who pointed this silly thing out to me, said: "Apparently, there is no free will."
And just because I can, here's a few sample cards for you to ponder:Quote:* Would you make a deal with Satan? Yes: Remain on spot. No: Advance 5 spaces.
* Do you have unclean habits? Yes: Remain on spot. No: Advance 4 spaces.
* Would you sell your country's defense secrets? Yes: Go back to start. No: Advance 6 spaces.
* Are you a self righteous person? Yes: Remain on spot. No: Advance 2 spaces.
* Do you have ulterior motives for whatever you do for someone? Yes: Go back 10 spaces.
* Do you sin constantly and ask for forgiveness? Yes: Go back to hell or satan red star. No: Advance 6 spaces.
* Do you honor your parents? Yes: Advance 2 heaven stars. No: Go back to start.
* Are you a procrastinator? Yes: Go back 7 spaces. No: Advance 7 spaces.
* Are you an atheist or communist? Yes: Go back to start. No: Advance to next heaven blue star.
* Would you give your life in the name of Christ? Yes: Advance to gold star and enter into the kingdom of heaven. No: Go back to start.
* Do you despise the poor? Yes: Go back to hell or satan red star. No: Advance 6 spaces.
* Is Christ first in your life? Yes: Advance to next heaven blue star. No: Go back to hell or satan green star.
So, evidently procrastinating is worse than being self-righteous. And sinning & asking for God's grace is a bad thing. And nothing says gaming fun like being told to "go back to hell." (Though I'll be the first to admit that I have been told to do that while playing Settlers of Catan - along with a couple of other things that are physically impossible.)
In addition, there is a "mercy" deck, which evidently dispenses 2nd chances as well as death (immediately getting tossed out of the game) and "rapture" (immediately win the game). The guys who wrote the Left Behind series are evidently getting a cut on the profits here.
Look, although I'm having fun at the design/designers' expense, that's not my real problem with this game - or any "Christian" game, for that matter. Most "religious" game designs are not only bad designs (taking the worst elements of Candyland or Monopoly and layering them with moral themes) but they're bad theology as well.
If the heart of the Gospel is the grace of God - that "while we were yet sinnners, Christ died for us" (Romans 5:8), then the legalistic "stick & carrot"/reward & punishment designs of so many "religious" games are seriously flawed.
Perhaps the very structure of a competitive game is antithetical to communicating Bibilical theology. I dunno - I'm gonna have to think about this one some more.
Addendum: The only "successful" (and I use that word in quotes on purpose!) religious games that I know of are retreads of good basic game designs with "bathrobe pageant" trappings:
* Ark of the Covenant (which is a Carcassonne variant)
* Settlers of Canaan (which is a Catan variant)
* Bible Outburst (which is, obviously, Outburst with Bible topics)
Anyone know of anything that actually is enjoyable & good game design? I'm all ears!
A version of this post originally appeared on my personal blog on December 2, 2005.
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