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Dan M
United Kingdom
Worthing
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If you support a lower league football/soccer/whatever club, you'll understand my grim fascination in trying to get them to achieve something in a boardgaming sense.
Peterborough United leave many stones unturned in the football league, and rarely choose to bother the upper half of our four national leagues, but are the greatest (if only) league club in northern Cambridgeshire. As a football club, one of the nicer things I've discovered about us is that you get a nice view of Peterborough Cathedral from the South Stand at London Road. Despite this, they're my team, so whenever I play a football-related boardgame, I tend to take on the role of Peterborough.
Usually I achieve similar results to the team: Subbuteo, Soccer Tactics World, and Kick Off Soccer have all seen Peterborough United being swept aside with familiar ease, no matter what the nominated opposition we're up against. Even in the video-reality of football manager games I never seem to get us anywhere worth being.
But I have discovered one game of high chance and absolutely no skill at which we seem invincible: Soccer Dice. If you don't know the game, it involves five different coloured dice, which you roll according to the instructions on the die face rolled (so move onto the next colour, roll again, end of turn, etc). If you roll lucky, you'll end up on the green die, offering you a 2 in 6 chance of scoring (a better rate of return than most Peterborough strikers over the years, I can tell you, present incumbents aside).
How you play is left up to you: some play for a set amount of time, I choose to allow both teams six sequences of rolls. Every game so far - only a handful, but enough to convince me - has seen victory go to Peterborough United.
Now think about it - it's an entirely random game, with no skill or judgement on my part (I like that, raises my odds of winning), and a seemingly equal chance of either side winning (or drawing I think, although stats isn't my thing). We do not reroll the dice if the results don't favour us. If I've played four games, I'd expect a reasonable rate of return in winning two of those games. But at Soccer Dice, Peterborough United are not just undefeated, they are magic. Talismanic even (but nothing to do with Talisman (fourth edition) - football games only last for 90 minutes). Give it a go yourself, let me know how you get on - your club versus Peterborough United, there will be only one outcome. 
I'll play this again very soon, but before doing so I promise to remove my tongue from my cheek. And I'm also preparing my CV to submit next time the club changes its manager ... which is more often than you might think.
Up the Posh!
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