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Life and games, but mostly games, from Tony Boydell: Independent UK games designer, self-confessed Agricola-holic and Carl Chudyk fan-boy www.surprisedstaregames.co.uk
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Boffo and Smudge like to play games.
They play games with their friends Jobbers and Tiny.
Sometimes they play games in a Pub (see Licensing Hours)
Other friends play games too, but not very often.
Tiny thinks this is because they're so busy and important.
Boffo objects to the insinuation that he's not busy or important.
See Smudge buy Boffo another beer.

Today, Tiny arrives late.
Boffo, Smudge and Jobbers are playing a card game.
The card game is called Ticket to Ride: The Card Game.
See Tony roll his eyes.

Everyone wants to play Key Market.
They lay everything out on the table.
Smudge asks Jobbers to not lay THAT out on the table.
See Boffo roll his eyes.
Tiny and Boffo spot the Keyworker and Salesman Guilds.
Smudge likes cheap workers and lots of them (Taskmasters Guild).
Jobbers wants to join Guilds cheaply (Guild of Gamers).

Tiny abuses his Key Worker* (see Jobbers call Social Services)
Smudge gathers lots of crops (see Boffo call a Chiropractor)
Tiny, Jobbers and Boffo move into a village (see Smudge sulk, see Boffo buy Smudge another beer)
Everyone retires lots of workers except Jobbers (see Petulance)
See Tiny beat Smudge by one point.
See Tiny gloat.
Tiny does a little dance.
See Smudge roll her eyes.
See Boffo buy himself another beer.

Jobbers wants to play Yspahan next.
Nobody knows the rules apart from Tiny.
Tiny struggles to remember anything (see the onset of old age)
See Tony win by a country mile.
See Boffo, Smudge and Jobbers pick up heavy objects.
Run, Tiny, Run!

*for 2 extra fish each Season (even in the Winter)
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Becky Bateson
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*See Smudge twirl her monocle*

That extra wheat should never have made it's way to the market.
 
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