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Mike Hulsebus
United States Ann Arbor Michigan
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If I had one complaint about the reviews I see on BGG and hear on podcasts, it’s that there aren’t enough negative reviews out there. Say you’re holding to the principles of Bus Theory and you are trying not to buy too many games and make sure your favorites see play. If you were to buy games based on BGG reviews, you would end up with a lot of games you didn’t want, need, or maybe even like.
Let me back up my claim with some data. A few weeks ago, I went through the first 30 reviews on BGG and tried to sum up their main point with a 1-2 sentence quote from the review. I’ll separate them by type for you here below
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Memoir 44: Everyone should try this game at least once!
Super Dungeon Explore: I can’t wait to play this game again.
BuyWord: Is BuyWord for you? As far as game designers go, they don't get much better than Sid Sackson.”
Nightfall Blood Country: If you liked Nightfall, then we don’t see why you wouldn’t want to add in Blood Country
Dungeoneer: Highly recommended classic dungeon crawl with nice 'gamer' edges.
Eminent Domain: I am looking forward to many more 2 player games of this - at the moment we're playing it almost daily, and I would be happy for that to continue for the foreseeable future!
Dungeon Twister: As a game for a couple I will give this 4 out of 5.
Aton: Aton is one of the best [abstracts], and more people should try it.
Frankendie: It has replaced our copy of Zombie Dice and is quickly becoming a family favorite. FrankenDie was designed to be entertaining and it most certainly delivers.
Crappy Birthday: On that note, Crappy Birthday scores a solid 7, when played with non-gamers in a birthday party setting. You’ll definitely get your money’s worth here.
Robin Hund: it's a solid & very enjoyable game for kids & families.
Innovation: This game is great for serious gamers, and a suitable "light" main event.
Napoleons War II: Overall, I think this game is a big success.
Escape of the Dead Minigame: It's simple, fun, and easy to play...but it takes some time to figure out a good winning strategy. I suggest this game to everyone who likes these quick games.
Talisman: Talisman is a classic board game, well-remembered by many, and for good reason.
Elder Sign: This is our go-to game for battling the forces of darkness together as a team.
Isla Tetra: [a positive review that is mostly a session report—no good quotes to pull]
Quarriors: Having said that, it's still a great little filler, even with just 2, and it's easy to play a couple of 2 player games in 10-15 mins between other games
Upon a Salty Ocean: A thematic challenge provider. An optimization Euro in its very core form with a nice well-implemented action mechanism. A good game as it is.
Forbidden Island: Following the BGG guidelines, I give this game a 7.
Infarkt: Infarkt is a fun and silly game that lets players try to creatively work out ways to off one another.
Poo The Card Game: Poo is a GREAT game! Almost every group I have played it with enjoy it
Identik: I think 120 cartoons are good value for money, espcially with all the hysterics we got out of the demo alone. Recommended!
Five Fingered Severance: The game is light-hearted and fun. The rulebook is funny, the art is good for a few laughs and the title alone is enough to warrant interest
Tobago: Overall, Tobago offers a great experience, putting a rich, approachable theme onto its essentially economic mechanisms
Memoir 44: The nice thing about Memoir is that it is an extremely simple game and just about anyone can enjoy it and in this day of $100 games it's still only $50 and you get a ton of stuff.
Records of Three Kingdoms 190-280: I really like this game, its well done, while there is a lot of FAQ, the FAQ answers the quesions well and the game is quite historical as it models the warfare and poltiics of the time(a lot of leaders switching sides).
Weiß Schwarz: Weiss Schwarz is a good trading-card game with reasonably simple yet well-weaved rules, well-balanced cards, and rich, subtle strategy in actual playing (as well as plenty of options in deck construction).
Neutral/Negative Reviews
Penny Arcade the game “Mediocre game. Not bad, but not that good either.”
Risk Legacy: “If you're intrigued but unsure (like I was), I feel that the price tag is unjustified. Save your money for something that will see table time beyond 15-16 sessions”
Kingdom Builder “I rate it a 4.”
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I find it interesting that not only are 27/30 of the reviews positive, but many of them are glowing. Now, don’t get me wrong, some of the reviews quoted above did also address who the game wasn’t for, but so often I find that reviews just give the illusion of being impartial. Imagine a fictional game called CubePusher. People will write like this.
“CubePusher is a heavy Euro game that plays 5-7 players. If you don’t like heavy Euro games that take 2+ hours, can’t get 5+ people to the table, or are a from age 1-3 and might choke on the pieces, you shouldn’t buy this game. Otherwise, this game is amazing and everyone should own it!”
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“I have heard complaints that the rule book is hard to understand, that one strategy is always dominant, and that the first player wins 90% of games. That doesn’t bother me though! I have fun and everyone should own it!”
Do I think that the Poo: The Card Game reviewer quoted above was lying when he said that he thought the game was “GREAT”? No, not at all. Let me be clear: I’m not trying to take individual reviews to task, I’m talking about overall trends in reviews. If people still want to say “Dungeon Lords is the best game of all time!” I welcome it even though I don’t agree. But I also would love to see more reviews that say, “This is a mediocre game. Let’s talk about it and go over what works and what doesn’t.”
I think we can only get an accurate picture of a game if we know why the people that love it love in and why the people that don’t like it don’t like it. If you’ve been on the Panic Station forums, you have a great picture of the many differing opinions on the game and have all the tools you need to figure out if you’ll like the game. Along those lines, we can only truly get where a reviewer is coming from if we know what games he or she doesn’t like. I, for example, enjoy listening to the State of Games podcast and reading its companion blog, Dice Hate Me (I especially appreciate the good photos). However, there aren’t many reviews that pop up that are negative, especially on the blog. So when Chris says that Road to Canterbury is “a sinfully-delightful masterpiece,” it’s hard for me to evaluate those claims when every review is a positive review (recent scores: 17/18, 16/18, 13/18, 15/18, 14/18).
But, over time, I’ve learned that Chris can’t stand Mansions of Madness and I know that Chris and Cherilyn don’t like deck builders. So if Chris said “I thought I was going to hate this game because it seemed so similar to Mansions, but it turned out I really loved it” that would really make that review stand out to me. In the most recent podcast, they talked about Pond Farr, an in-development deckbuilding race game that they liked. Pond Farr is now on my radar as something I might like. All the other ones they talked about loving? I’ll wait and see.
One of the things I really like about the Dice Tower video podcast is that Tom reviews everything he gets. So when I watch a bunch reviews in a row where Tom says “My kids like this but I’m not that crazy about it” or “This is basically just an Uno variant if that’s what you’re looking for” or “This is a good game and parts of it are cool, but overall it’s nothing special” but then, in his next review he says “this is a great game,” that this game is really a cream of the crop game. And, similarly, all of his previous reviews have given me enough background that, if Tom says “Star Trek Fleet Captains just might be my game of the year” I can say, well, I know from previous reviews that Tom never gets tried of space themes, so maybe I’ll look into this more before I run out and buy it.
My challenge to you: Find a game that you’ve played recently that you would rank a 6 or less (for reference, this corresponds with “Ok game, some fun or challenge at least, will play sporadically if in the right mood”) and write up a review discussing its pros and cons and post it to BGG. Post a link in the comments and even if you write that you hate Mansions (a game that was my #2 played game by time in 2011), I’ll thumb it based on principle.
I don’t have many reviews here on BGG, but as much as possible in my reviews over at http://dicearenice.com I tried to review games that I did and didn't like, but if you want to argue that I did a bad job with those or with this blog post, I welcome the negative review.
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