This party game is played over an agreed-upon number of rounds. During each round, an "If" scenario is read aloud; for example, "If you needed to break the ice on a date, what would you say?" Every player except the reader writes a response and gives it to the reader, who chooses one to read to the group. Each player besides the reader then writes down who he thinks wrote that response. The correct guessers get points, and the process is repeated for each response.
Meanwhile, at the beginning of each round, "Butts" are assigned to certain players, who will receive points if they perform those "Butts" correctly throughout the round. An example would be, "Raise your arms in the air whenever you speak."