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Artist
Publisher
Year Published
1970
# of Players
2
User Suggested # of Players
Best with 2 players
Recommended with 2 players
(5 voters) [poll]
Playing Time
30 minutes
Mfg Suggested Ages
8 and up
User Suggested Ages
8 to 14
(2 voters) [poll]
Language Dependence
No necessary in-game text
(1 voter) [poll]
Honors
Subdomain
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Primary Name
Smess: The Ninny's Chess
Alternate Names
Aiséchec - les échecs des niaiseux
All The King's Men
Les fous du Roi
Schach dem Schlaukopf
Schlaukopf
Take the Brain
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This is a strategy game similar to chess. The board is layed out like a chess board and each player sets up their men just like in chess. Unlike chess, the board for Smess has various types of arrows printed on each square of the "chess" board. Movement is determined by the direction of the arrow or arrows in the square. The pieces are similar to chess in that the Brain is like a king in chess, Ninnies are like pawns, and Numskulls are like rooks or bishops. This is a fun game that is much simpler than chess at first glance. However, the game will vary in difficulty depending on the skill of the opponent. The goal is to capture your opponent's Brain. The fact that both players can "see" all possible moves to and from a square can make the game harder than you'd think! A fun game!

The game was later released with medieval themed pieces under the title All the King's Men.

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Black / White / Colors:
mb Black Rook Player
mb White Rook Player
mb Dark Horse Fan
mb Chess Knight / Gotta love those horses

no background:
mb Chess Fan - The Pawn
mb Chess Fan - The Bishop
mb Chess Fan - The Queen
mb I am a King at Chess
mb Chess Fan - The Rook
mb Chess Fan - the Knight

with white background:
mb Chess Player
mb Chess Player
mb Chess Player
mb Chess Player
mb Chess Player
mb Chess Player

other chess badges:
mb Knightmare Chess Fan
mb Chess Variant Fan
mb Chessex Fan
mb Chess collector

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Les fous du Roi
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Miro French edition
Publisher: Miro Company
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Year: 1980
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All The King's Men
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Publisher: Parker Brothers
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Year: 1979
Size: Long Rectangle (e.g. Power Grid)
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Schlaukopf
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Publisher: Parker Brothers
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Year: 1977
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Schach dem Schlaukopf
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Publisher: Parker Spiele
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Year: 1972
Product Code: 604 1021
Size: 20.08 x 10.24 x 1.57 inches
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Smess: The Ninny's Chess
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Year: 1970
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Easy to read rules for setup and play of All the King's Men
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Board Game Rank: 6498
Abstract Games Rank: 548
Num Ratings: 238
Average Rating: 5.51
Standard Deviation: 1.30
Num Views: 35577
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Personal Comments: 189
Users Owning: 522
Users Wanting: 6
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