From the package:
Lights. Camera. Fall off the Roof.
In the world of Acting, it doesn't get any better than this.
For you.
You're a worthless bit actor on the world's worst motion picture backlot. Deadwood Studios USA.
And you've got four days to make more money than every other loser in the place.
So get dressed, find your script, and get up on the Hotel roof.
Your line is "AAIIIIGH!: