If you can read this, meet me behind Spank Me Shirley Temple®, 3AM Sat., before the rise of the next full moon. I'll be the aging bald guy, in a blaze orange jumpsuit. Bring no one. Wear white.
Btw, if you have instructions for the PS2 Multitap, bring those as well.
What's different with these rules, as opposed to the originals?