In the 2010 Insight bowl, Missouri played Iowa. I have a graduate degree from Missouri, while my younger brother has one from Iowa. So, we settled on a friendly wager for the game, where the loser had to create a custom Illuminati card extolling the unique virtues of the winning institution. Iowa won, so I set to work. The "University of Iowa" card was my first idea. My brother found it to be too generic, as it could relate to any research university. He provided the story that led to the creation of the second card. I expect the reference to make no sense to anyone who hasn't enjoyed an Iowa win.
These cards have not been playtested, and I provide no recourse to anyone who uses them in play and finds them unbalanced. If anyone with better graphics skills than I can do better, I'd love to see it.
The current file is final version 1.0 of both cards.