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go ahead, try and dethrone the champion of whackiest game
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i have the utmost confidence this will be a very short geeklist. there maybe some scruffy challengers who think they're ready (maybe some unbeknownst game featuring puck and human hygiene) but i've searched the games database and there are no gary colemans or peewee hermans in our midst, the best out there is an omar sherif game (knock out first round). and i've seen the kid with the green goo and the tighty whiteys with the skids... dont even try. this is heavy weight wackiness we're talking about.
i'll call an honest match and announce a winner (this judge can be swayed by massive consensus).

lets get it on!

thank you to all of the contenders. unfortunately there can only be one champion.
the judges scorecard for world's wackiest game can be found here:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist.php3?action=view&listi...
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1. Board Game: Vanilla Ice Electronic RAP Game [Average Rating:2.00 Unranked]
bob weaver
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and in this corner the undisputed champion of whack who laughs in the face (er chest?) of busen memo. starting off in modest beginnings with some kids declaring "this game is cool" in between choruses of "ice ice baby dun da dun dun dun dun dun..." who would of thought that with the rise of the likes of nwa and the typhoon of public ridicule of its namesake we would see this game rise from its humble beginnings to champion of the gaming world. from christmas wishlists to pure "oh my god, this must be hell" magic (Michael Debije). this game will put the smackdown on any challengers. it features the electronic beat box for petes sake.
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I actually own the unauthorized biography of Vanilla Ice. Now I must get this game to add to my Ice-man collection. Whoo hoo! Anybody got it and want to trade?
bob weaver
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"You fools, don't you know it's

dun dun dun duh-duh dun dun "tss"

that's what makes it differnt than under pressure. DUH!"

now this sound can be debated "wooh!.. wooh!.. wooh!"
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that's his performance 7 years ago
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I'll never trade my precious copy!
Ian Ryan
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Sweet Jesus that video clip is appalling...
2. Board Game: Panzer Pranks [Average Rating:5.60 Unranked]
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It's hard to think of a more satirical game than Panzer Pranks ("WWII as it really was in the movies"). Where else do you find rules about stacking female and male tanks in the same hex, resulting in unintentional pregnancies and paternaty suits.
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3. Board Game: Swords & Sorcery [Average Rating:6.69 Overall Rank:1600]
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A tongue-in-cheek fantasy game including the Evelyn Woods, the Avalon Hills, etc.
4. Board Game: Popeln [Average Rating:4.56 Unranked]
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The game of communal nose picking. "All together, you can stick your fingers into up to as many as four noses. The best picker is the one who optimally uses length, width and angle to fish out the fattest boogers."

Includes booger-green dice!
Sonja Elen Kisa
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That's pretty scary.
Chris Bailey
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You can pick your friends...
You can pick your nose...
But you CAN'T pick your friends nose!
Richard Eichenlaub
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I would the scoring in this would have to be awfully subjective.
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It's painful losing by a hair.
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who says I can't pick my friends' noses? :devil:
5. Board Game: Snifty Snakes [Average Rating:5.55 Unranked]
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A game where you put on your plastic snake glasses and push pawns about without using your hands.

I win.
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Axel Toelke
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That's insane! I still belive this must have been some cleverly organised social engineering experiment.
Jarratt Davis
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Um this definitely gets my vote. Now... I wonder where I can pick up a copy. ninja
Steve B.
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My vote goes here.
Michelle Z
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All I can picture is the pandemic that could be caused by somebody pulling this out of the closet, playing it, and exposing himself to 20-year-old germs against which mankind has lost all resistance. It's a made-for-TV movie just waiting to happen!
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Perfect for parties.
6. Board Game: Lie, Cheat & Steal [Average Rating:5.23 Overall Rank:4774]
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From the box......

Lie, Cheat & Steal is a political simulation in which the players are trying to be elected to public office. Unlike most political simulations, which are based on how elections are supposed to be run, Lie, Cheat & Steal uses true political methods of vote buying, libel and under the table deals to advance to office.
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I wouldn't really call this wacky but if you want to try it out and see for sure I have a copy up for trade!
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I agree, not wacky at all. It's actually quite good for a roll and move game. And yes, I still own it! :)
Tim White
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My friends and I would play this sporadically back in the day. Good for a few laughs. Not as bad as the ranking makes it out to be IMHO.
Andrew H
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with the added bonus that if you narrowly lose the game you get to be president of the USofA
7. Board Game: Strip Checkers [Average Rating:2.75 Unranked]
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While it might be a rewarding goal to get your opponent to shed their clothing ... you might figure they'd picked a more interesting game for it.

Let's brainstorm here, hmm ... Strip Panzerblitz anyone?
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people who play panzerblitz should most definitely keep ther clothings on
Axel Toelke
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Yeah, but exactly that would add a whole new tension level to the game. It's all about the meta-game baby :arrrh:
Michael Nerman
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My girlfriend and I were planning a Strip Magic: The Gathering set a while back. Never went through with making it, though.
Duncan flint
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True story: My mate and his missus played strip Wathammer many years ago :what:
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Really sad story. In highschool a bunch of my friends and I played strip Risk. Since there were no women there, and we were all straight, it made it very difficult to win. Clothes came off as territories were lost, and went back on as they were won.

Nobody won that day.

Fortunately, I somehow managed to redeem that experience with Strip Pictionary. We were all VERY good at the game, except for the team with the attractive girl.

Everyone won that day. :D

8. Board Game: Babe Winkelman's Good Fishing [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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... and if that is too racey for you (or you don't like games were you have to be dressed for success) then there's always this.

Babe Winkelman puts the smack-down on Vanilla Ice any day.
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good one
JessA
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Wow, this is pretty dang wacky!
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This reminds me of Brian Regan's line about watching a fishing show on t.v. and realizing, "Man, I'm too lazy to fish!"
9. Board Game: das Faultier [Average Rating:5.57 Unranked]
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Morgan mentioned this recently... it's a roll-and-move game in which the players control sloths. Whoever comes last in the race is the winner, and the optimal strategy is to fall asleep for most of the game (in which case your sloth gets a token with a picture of a log being sawn on it). Includes a wacky d6 with '23' on one face.
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I've played this as well. A pretty good "take that" family game, although it goes on a bit too long.
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Larry Levy wrote:
it goes on a bit too long.

So the sloth race takes a long time, eh? :D
10. Board Game: die! Die! DIE! The Family Game of Genocidal Warfare [Average Rating:4.50 Unranked]
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I think the name says it all.
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Dave Lartigue
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So it uses three dice?
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It's not about war at all. It's the German version of the first game in the British New Wave biographical game series.

Which is a rather poor way of making a "The The" joke, really.

Plus there's an extra "the."

Oh, who am I fooling? There's a whole extra "The Family Game of Genocidal Warfare"! It's a doomed joke.
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I recall a Monty Python sketch about The Joke - and the secret weapons development program behind it.

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Don't forget the German attempt at a response:

"Zer ver two peanuts valking down zer street, and vun vas assaulted. Peanut."

Apologies to our German viewers for the outRAGEous accent...
Michael Nerman
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I thought the German joke was:

"My dog has no nose"
"How does he smell"
"Terrible!"
Ask Me About the Global Geek Photo Album Project (Erik Warnes)
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Lord, forgive me, for i am a Geek.

The joke "My Dog has no nose!" "Then how does he smell?" "Awful" was the proof that it was a joke Hitler just couldn't match.

The Second one was the great german V-Joke. It was broadcast in England over the radio.

Drei Peanuts Were Walking down der strasse. Und one of zem, vas azzawlted. Peanut.
11. Board Game: Fence & Fenceability [Average Rating:7.00 Unranked]
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Best pun on the 'Geek.
12. Board Game: Snit's Revenge [Average Rating:6.24 Overall Rank:1866]
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Trying to repel a bunch of nasty little organ-kicking invaders who try to run up your !#@&% is fairly whacky; alternately, you can play a pack of freedom-loving warriors trying to do in the evil giant Blotomus. What other game has a both a finduncle and a prolobosinator?
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Sorry this doesn't get my vote. I played this back in 1977. It was a GREAT game. Who doesn't want to hide in the probiscus and kill that nasty Blotomus.
Bill Eldard
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It was a GREAT game.


I still have my early-'80s copy.

Whacky? Yeah, okay. It's silly, and fun the first time or two that you play it.

GREAT game? Nah. The novelty wears off quickly; very little replayability
13. Board Game: Hey Pa There's A Goat On The Roof [Average Rating:4.60 Unranked]
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This one always gets me to smile. The thing is i remember playing with this game as a child. Not playing the game, just with the goats and barns.
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Chuck Uherske
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The little cans (in addition to being a choking hazard) used to always get stuck underneath the game well.
Tom Swider
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We've played it a few times and it's always a hoot. Rumored talk about making it a Live Action Role-Playing version. I can imagine hotel staff at a conventions coming in and seeing gamers throwing empty beer cans around ... wait, I guess that's already been done in a few Cirucs Max games.
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The other point of interest is with the rather well-endowed farmer playing piece. He's holding some sort of farm tool that makes it look like he's got a hugh dick. Given that it's a kid's game, I guess it's appropriate to exclaim "but would somebody PLEASE! think of the children." Guess he spent too much time behind the barn...
14. Board Game: N Sync Backstage Pass Game [Average Rating:3.25 Unranked]
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I remember being in the dollar store and seeing about 500 copies of this game, (I almost bought a couple of em' for the potential parts) therefore I can't believe no one on the geek will fess up to owning this game.

I think this could de-throne the vanilla ice game as there are five of these turkeys on the cover of this game.
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Gary Zipfel
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Hey, leave N Sync alone. They have their own sound.
Jarratt Davis
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Yeah but who did they steal it from?
Will drink beer for food.
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I remember seeing a t-shirt somewhere that stated:

"I used to listen to *NSync when they were underground."

:D
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Okay, I do have a copy of this sitting on my shelf. I got it for like 50 cents at a garage sale as a gift for my sister, but it's missing the rules. When I figure out how to offer GeekGold, I'll offer some up to whoever will upload some rules.

And I didn't admit to owning the game because I consider myself to be holding it in trust for future generations. Well, maybe shame played SOME role.
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Doesn't ex-N*Syncer, Lance Bass, give out backstage passes? :D
15. Board Game: Grade Up to Elite Cow [Average Rating:4.58 Unranked]
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Cow breeding at it's finest, and filthiest. More details than you really want to know.
Morgan Dontanville
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Damn! This was going to be my entry. Nothing whackier than buying and trading bull semen. Really.

Bull Semen.

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But does it come with a can of the bovine equivalent of "Boar Mate". A friend of mine who went to an agricultural college tells a story of "Boar Mate", a bucket, rubber gloves and a raincoat and hat :shake:
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How can collecting animal semen be whacky, when we saw Rebecca Loos do just that with a pig on "The Farm"? To those of you who don't know what I am talking about, how lucky you are.


The interesting thing is the number of complaints that the TV watchdog received that the program was degrading.

To the pig. :devil:
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The only one on this list that I've played.

It's a Monopoly clone, but educational! Learn more than you ever wanted to know about sheep farming! With bull semen bits!
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I went to high school in dairy farming country, and I swear to you that one of my friends not only went to a special course on it GAVE A SHOW-AND-TELL PRESENTATION ON IT IN GERMAN CLASS. I was seriously scarred for life.
16. Board Game: Tuba-Ruba [Average Rating:4.75 Unranked]
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Connect the tubes, wrap them about, pop in the marble, Wow look out. Now you're bending, up and down forward, backward, all around. Try to get the marble from the starting point to the ending container in the quickest time. Play alone or with a partner.
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17. Board Game: 4th Reich [Average Rating:4.27 Overall Rank:4982]
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It would have been fun but the rules are broke just like the humor.
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That's just what Rudolf Hess said about the Third Reich. ;)
18. Board Game: Ka-Bala [Average Rating:5.30 Unranked]
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EYE'M THE ONE!
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Jeez-loweez! I asked for this for Christmas when I was a little kid. My folks were scandalized of course, since they were hard-core, fundy baptists. I had no idea why they wouldn't tell me what was wrong with this game! (I had to be ten years old or a little less). I just remember being so bummed on christmas morning; now, all these years later I see the darned thing again! I forget where I saw or heard of it... must've been tv. I'd get off the bus from grade school and sneak and watch "Dark Shadows." Gave 'em fits. Oh well... thanks for the trip down memory lane and lettin' me bootleg a little therapy off'n ya.

powwowdancer out
19. Board Game: Boy Meets Girl: A Tragedy [Average Rating:5.33 Unranked]
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The idea here is to go on the worst date possible. But wait, that's only half the game. After your horible date you meet up with friends (the other players) at a bar and try to get free drinks out of them by telling em your sob story of your horrible date. Watch out, if your friend's dates are worse you'll be the one ending up buying drinks!

Appearently, whoever spends the least amount of money on drinks at the end of the night is the winner.
20. Board Game: The Garden Gnomes Society [Average Rating:5.87 Overall Rank:3637]
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While Grade Up to Elite Cow obviously wins, I think that this game does get honorable mention.

It is all about Breeding the perfect Lawn Gnome. The fact that they are bought, sold, as worked as slave labor in the garden is weird. The fact that they are all male is just dowright whacky.
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You're only assuming they're all males because they all have beards. Perhaps sexual dimorphism in garden gnomes is less distinct.
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This was Melissa's pick for a game to be brought back from Essen :cool:
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You're only assuming they're all males because they all have beards. Perhaps sexual dimorphism in garden gnomes is less distinct.


I believe both the Lord of the Rings series and Discworld comment on the fact that this is the case for dwarfs (both sexes have well established beards). I don't have the quote handy from Discworld, but it was along the lines of "once brestfeeding is complete, there is no difference in male and female dwarf work, so why differentiate?"
21. Board Game: Die Oster Insel [Average Rating:5.89 Overall Rank:3269]
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Racing Easter Island heads is pretty kooky.
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Oddly, I think this was the first "German" game I ever saw people playing.