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What is the worst game in your collection? Why is it so? What made you to buy it?
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Posted Wed Nov 2, 2005 11:57 pm
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1. Board Game: Six Million Dollar Man [Average Rating:4.01 Overall Rank:5420]
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This is one poor game. I played it about 3 times when I was younger and shelved it due to the extremely basic gameplay (Spin and move).

I remember going to the toy shop several times, looking at the game description at the back of the box and resisting buying it. I probably eventually asked my mum to buy it due to the sheer lack of other available games at that time.
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I got this game at a garage sale this summer! I got it for the potential collectibility factor -- but it doesn't really look like it has any value. I'm thinking I'm just going to throw it away, perhaps after salvaging any interesting bits.
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Dude, don't throw it out! If it's in good condition, take to a vintage games shop, as it would probably be worth some decent scratch!
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Came across the Bionic woman game the other day. Passed on that. Part of the reason my collection bloomed out of control was I thought some might be collectibles. Most of the time they become trashibles.
2. Board Game: Lone Wolf and Cub Game [Average Rating:3.79 Overall Rank:5618]
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Purchased because A.) I'm a fan of Lone Wolf and Cub and B.) it was cheap at KB Toys.


When we first played it, the combat was so busted I thought surely I was misunderstanding it. Of course, in those days there was no BGG, so I had nowhere to turn to find out.


Years later, I learn on BGG that the combat system is indeed busted, and the game ridiculously lethal. Ah, well.


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I recently discovered the supreme majesty that is the Lone Wolf & Cub movies (and comics)

...So sad to hear that the game is crap...so sad...

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Well, it would be an accurate representation....if it weren't so lethal for Lone Wolf. Hence the problem.


A suggested fix is to let Lone Wolf use D12 or 2D6 and let the baddies use d8, but that's hardly what I'd call a solid "fix".
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Y'know, I read the manga when they were re-released a number of years ago, and just didn't "get it." I enjoyed the Usagi Yojimbo parody of the title -- "Lone Goat and Kid" -- much better.
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Hahaha -

Seeing this reminds me of the time we worked Origins for Mayfair. There were two copies of this game for sale. They had had the same two copies of this dog for quite a while and were eager to get rid of them. (I think this was so they did not have to lug them home!) So the guy in charge told us that if we could sell them, there would be a prize for the person who succeeded.

My hubby - who was selling commerical insurance at the time - managed to put lipstick on those pigs and sold both within the first four hours.

His prize: Manhattan!

We also received a Hans in Gluck version of Tigris and Euphrat, a German Settler of Catan plus several smaller games as payment for working that weekend. My hubby was a game selling machine!
Jim Pulles
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I sold my copy a number of years back... but, if I remember correctly, there was a crucial paragraph missing from the rules. One sentence ended abruptly and left you hanging... I had to write the publisher for clarification.
3. Board Game: Open Fire [Average Rating:5.15 Overall Rank:5120]
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Doug "I found 2 copies of 'Outpost' Iverson
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Ripon
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Just not really playable. If you know where the "event" markers are placed, why do you have to go thru the charade of moving to them. Ambush is such a better game.
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4. Board Game: The Fall of Rome [Average Rating:5.02 Overall Rank:5152]
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Tim Taylor
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Hilarious attempt at game design. The errata are double the length of the rules and raise as many problems as they solve. Since it's a solitaire game, you can make up the rules as you go along, but isn't that what they pay designers for? I'm not proud to admit that I played the hell out of this game before I grew up and wised up. Abysmal.
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I probably played Fall of Rome 8 or 10 times when it came out. No way I'd ever complaing after getting that much play out of a game that came in a magazine subscription. The errata was substantial, but covered things well enough for my purposes.
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Played first version scenario 1 about 4 times, trying to better my score each time. A real pain but intriguing.
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This was one of the first dedicated solitaire wargames ever, so I'm willing to cut them a fair bit of slack for the errata. Everyone whose worst game in their collection was one that they played the hell out of could call themselves lucky.

The re-edition (in the late 90s) worked much better to be sure.
Mike Ellis
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I tried this gem once. The guy I was playing with literaly fell asleep at the table while we were doing setup.
5. Board Game: Knights Kingdom Save the Kingdom Game [Average Rating:3.29 Unranked]
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Ryan Olson
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Played once with my son. Brutal. I will play Candyland 100 times a day before I will play this garbage.

Dumbest endgame ever. You have to complete 3 "quests" to win. One involves making 3 oddly shaped cards into a house. It took me and my son 15+ minutes to complete this one, and I cheated and leaned it up against something...

I forget the other ones, but this one was by far the hardest & dumbest.
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Oh yeah, we bought it because it was on clearance at Target and my son wanted a game...
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Hey, in the listing for this game there is one person listed as wanting it and zero people trading it. Here's your chance!
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My son likes the game, so I better not until I can get him convinced that it's terrible :).
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I just finished it with my son. I was amazed when my son turned those 3 cards into a house immediately!!!!!
He put the 2 cards against each other like a teepee so the points were against each other on top. He then put the third card on top and stuck the points thru the hole in the middle of the card. He is 6.
I don't see the game as any worse than Candyland, Sorry etc. The only challenge was getting the armor on in 15 seconds. It's bad but no worse than similar games.
6. Board Game: Chaos Tiles [Average Rating:5.23 Overall Rank:4741]
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Matthew Mär' kwŭnd
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Columbus
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This game has great bakelite tiles. I mean really great.

However, I've never really understood the 'game' hidden in there unless it's just getting the pieces back in the box.

My wife ordered it after reading a newspaper article about the designer. The game has now become something we pour out onto the floor when the younger crowd comes around and want to 'play' with something puzzle-like.
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Ray Jankowski
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This was an impulse buy for me a few years back. When I got it out and read the rules, I knew I had made a horrible mistake....Sold it on ebay shortly after....(but yes--GREAT bits!)
Angela Kincaid
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:shake:I don't honestly think this is a game.... but it is an excellent math instruction tool. Tessellations, patterns, etc.

I used to play RPGs with the designer, and went to University with him. He's a brilliant, brilliant man. What passes for fun with him, however, is very different from us commoners.
7. Board Game: Dungeonquest [Average Rating:6.74 Overall Rank:507]
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Aaron Cinzori
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Completely luck based and designed to kill all the players most of the time. My wife loves it.
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I became obsessed with owning this, paid too much on ebay and then couldn't wait to try it. I played it solo a few times and then with some friends. We found it to be incredibly difficult to win (which is a challenge to some) and totally devoid of strategy. It went back on ebay and out of my life.

The one thing that remains? When I played with friends and selected a "slee-ping drag-on" tile I would sing (to the tune of the "Salad Shooter" commercial jingle) "Sleeping Dragon!"

Yep. That about says it all.
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I like this game a lot. It's not a strategy game for sure but I like the uncertainty and the high mortality rate (only 15% of the characters survive). I would prefer a different combat system though.
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No, by far this is one of my favorite games in my collection. There may be strategy games... there may be cooperative games... but there are so few games with the utter glee of watching someone else's imminent demise. In *most* games, finding the dragon's hoarde in the middle of the board is winning the game. But in this game, in which you only have so many turns to gather treasure, you may end up trapped in the center, fighting for the title, Richest Corpse in the Dungeon...!
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I have to disagree and say this is one of my favorite games. I became obsessed with owning a copy, bought it on eBay with both expansions (though missing minis) and tried it with my friends. I thought they'd hate it, instead they loved it! It's super fast and just a huge laugh. If you have to take a game seriously then this isn't for you, but if you like a fun, light game then you'll enjoy it.
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Your wife loves it and it is somehow the worst game in your collection? I'd put this game far from the worst ever in nearly any collection.
8. Board Game: Battle of the Sexes [Average Rating:3.35 Overall Rank:5719]
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Preston Fuller
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Oh, this one is bad, real bad. The concept is fine for the "party Game" idea. The question came out of the 1950's. It was like all women love the kitchen and all men love fixing cars. This is a game that George and Barbra Bush would play while drinking lemonade and watching "Make Way For Daddy", Awful, so many much better games out there in the party format.
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Ugh. I have one of these somewhere because my mother saw it at a garage sale... but I wouldn't say it's the worst game in my collection... that's reserved for a special little title....
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We had this one and it was the worst in my collection at the time. It is in a landfill now.
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Totally crappy and not even fun as a light trivia game.
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....I believe the show you're looking for is "Make Room For Daddy" Starring Danny Thomas.
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Should be repackaged as "The Instant Divorce Kit." Like you don't have enough fights with your spouse...
9. Board Game: Charlie's Angels [Average Rating:3.50 Unranked]
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Dude, I seriously would play The Six Million Dollar Man ten times in a row to avoid playing Charlie's Angels once. Yes, I own them both, and gave The Six Million Dollar Man DOUBLE the rating of Charlie's Angels!

If anybody would like to reproduce my experience, both games are up for trade!
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Oops, I forgot to say what made me buy it. Insanity? My sister and I used to have a tacky-gift war that usually centered on the Love Boat, but I strayed on Ebay and found this game bundled with Battlestar Galactica, The Bionic Woman, and The Six Million Dollar Man. Since I grew up watching all those shows, I thought it would be fun to revisit them in game form. So wrong, so very wrong!
10. Board Game: Magic: The Gathering CCG [Average Rating:7.29 Overall Rank:127]
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Now, I like Magic. So why do I call it the worst game in my collection? Because I only ever bought two decks. Do you know how lame magic is when all you and your opponent have is barely enough cards for two hands? And since they are a random assortment of cards, you can't even do any deckbuilding...you always end up with a terrible mana base and mediocre cards that do nothing to work together. Most games, the winner is the person whose land cards actually matched the color of a creature in their hand, letting them beat their opponent to death with a raging goblin or something equally boring.

Ah well. I thought about buying more decks so I could have some more fun with it, but then my common sense told me to save my money and move on to other games. Magic can be fun when you have lots of cards to work with (I know from the few times I've played with people who had more cards), but I just didn't want to develop a habit that expensive.
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You can actually have loads of fun with about $20 worth of cards from Ebay. Just look for big lots of commons and uncommons -- there are so many people looking to dump cards that they're willing to practically give them away, even though many commons and uncommons are great.
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Best to just get rid of the MagiCrack and have another better game become the worst of your collection. :D
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I was actually about to give a try to this game (I'm a two players player), but reading that it is discouraging. Fortunately there seem to be enough good games to play :D
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"Crack: the Addiction" ...
11. Board Game: Cranium [Average Rating:5.81 Overall Rank:2740]
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This would probably fit better in a list entitled "Games you keep around because the wife will not let you get rid of it"
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One of the few games I've actually thrown away.
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I hate this game. Loathe it in fact. People find out I like boardgames and this stupid excuse for charades comes out.

I never want to play this again. It doesn't count as playing a board game. This is for lame married couples and tea parties. I'm going to keep a copy of magic realm with me at all times so the next time this is suggested I will INSIST we play magic realm instead.

That should teach people to ruin my evening with this petrid pile of filth.


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My family plays this as well. With the right group, it can be fun (especially if you get the kids involved.)


With the right group is right! I had several friends over to play Cranium Wow You're Good (which is supposedly for the special edition for adults or something) and I couldn't get them to focus on even playing the blasted game AT ALL xD End result, people fought over possession of the sculpting clay and that was about it (that fight ended with a death of one of my folding chairs, by the way)
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Wow, massive Cranium hate. I've probably played this more than any other game in my collection. I bought Turbo and a Booster pack. Everyone has a great time playing. I constantly wish for more people to play some heavier games with, but you people sound like as much fun as a funeral.
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I agree that Cranium isn't entirely a bad game. I also don't think it's really a board game. Much like Trivial Pursuit and its ilk, the game is fine, but the board is unnecessary. It's by no means perfect, but I've usually had a good time when I've played it.
12. Board Game: Seven Days Battles [Average Rating:5.10 Unranked]
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I was very disappointed in this game. I bought this game in the hope that it would be a nice overview of the Peninsular Campaign. Instead, it has turned into one of the biggest busts in my collection.
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Agreed. I was really disappointed as I am a fan of the original Blue & Grey system by SPI upon which this is based. Totally uninspiring.
13. Board Game: Caramba [Average Rating:4.00 Unranked]
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With the awesome pieces and and that crazy mexican dude, how bad can it be...

What is worse is that I was looking for this for about a year. I finally found it on German Ebay and paid the crazy shipping and handling for it.

Sometimes, I'm an idiot.

Easily the worst game I still own.

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It is kind of like being drunk and on ebay with your credit card in front of you. What did I purchase as "buy now?" The "Brady Bunch Play-Do Fun Factory Game" for $25!
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Oh dear.

Those are my photos.

I have yet to play the game.

Oh dear.
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Sometimes, I'm an idiot.

Easily the worst game I still own.


been there, done that
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I traded this game with Scott Reed for his worst game Danger Guy. I can't wait to see what happens...
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Ay, caramba!:)
14. Board Game: Lord of the Rings [Average Rating:6.99 Overall Rank:214]
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Why is it so:

It's what I like to call "A game of Group Go Fish for an HOUR AND A HALF"

"Anyone got any bushes? Okay...throw that down then.
Anyone got any handshakey things? No? Oh darn...that will be bad then when we flip this or roll that"

*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwn*

What made me buy it:

You people. I blame you.

"One of the most important and wondrous achievements in gaming history. An enduring masterpiece of blahblahblah..."

It's crap. There are no decisions. There's no point. You win, you lose, who cares. A complete waste of time.
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Oh, that's a hoot! Too funny for words. :D
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Sorry, I really like it for some reason. I see your point. But my group seems to get into the spirit of the game a little more, perhaps trying to evoke more of the spirit of the books, rather than the mathematical machinations of card-getting and card-playing.
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I have had this game for around a year now, but only played it once. It was good fun and an enjoyable intro to the more complex board games (well, more complex than monopoly!) for my wife :D
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Agreed on the table talk. If you allow players to converse freely, this does turn into go-fish. Like any resource management game it only works if there is some level of uncertainty. Players MUST keep their hands hidden and secret, even though they are on the same team, or else this game is trivial.
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I'm afraid I'm one of those "few" people who really love this game. :p

I can understand why many die-hard board gamers (no pun intended) would not care for it, though. The concept of cooperating with other players to achieve the objective, rather than competing against them, runs counter to the overwhelming majority of games out there, (RPGs excepted). I've found it usually takes a couple of plays before new folks 'get it' and begin thinking outside the conventional game wisdom box, which is exactly what it takes to achieve a win in Lord of the Rings. As others have already noted, there is an element of chance in the game, but the final outcome has much more to do with HOW a group plays together than with the chance element itself.

Played occasionally, I find Lord of the Rings to be quite a refreshing change from other, more traditional board games.
15. Board Game: Danger Guy [Average Rating:4.18 Unranked]
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I think by now, most everyone knows of my disdain for this game.
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well, at least you had fun cutting out the pieces...
Bob O'Halloran
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Ambiguous...very ambiguous. :p I really kinda like the crotch-kicking idea, though. I know some other designers who could've used it!
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Ummm I have met the designers of this game... they seemed like nice guys, but no I didn't buy it.
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Who's got Caramba now!
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Well I personally am actively looking to get my hands on this game. I had a blast with my friends playing Sucking Vacuum, so I want to try other games from this great company. :D So those of you complaining can send them my way. My core group of players would love to play this game. So pm me with your copies and I will gladly take them.
16. Board Game: The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Game [Average Rating:2.80 Overall Rank:5722]
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very lame.. worse than Fluxx.. might be interesting if they actually explain the remedies.. I hate it!
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Received as a gift, this is my answer to this question, too.
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Yes this game is horribe. We got it as a wedding present. I returned it and they told me it was on clearance for like $2.00 at Target. I took the money gladly and when and bought a starbucks.
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Even before I found BGG and discovered the world beyond Monopoly, I was bored by this game.
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tenhole wrote:
Received as a gift, this is my answer to this question, too.


I would rather receive a threating letter over this.
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I also received this as a gift years and years ago, and I'm pretty sure I chucked it out unplayed the next time I moved-- this was long before I started getting into the real nerdgames, but even back then I knew it was probably pretty bad.
17. Board Game: The Camper's Knot Tying Game [Average Rating:3.80 Unranked]
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Well I got this as a present. Its only value was in getting a few geekgold for taking pictures of it. A terrible excuse for an educational game. Flip a card over and race your opponent to tie the knot pictured. Get an arbitrary number of points per knot. Too bad there's no hangman's noose card, that would be pretty useful for bringing the game to a close.

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Hey... that's a clove hitch!

Sounds like a great game for learning and practicing knots. I guess it takes a sailor to appreciate...
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Oooh Pierce - hello sailor! :kiss:
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Actually, I could probably use something like that for Boy Scouts. At least it would add a little competition to the knot tying excercises we do.
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I was a Boy Scout too, and learning knots was always a chore. A few of them did turn out to be useful though, I have to admit. Still, turning a chore into a game does not make a good game.

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I am still rolling around the floor just laughing at the title.
Can you imagine taking it to a games night and placing it on the table.
I think I will be still laughing at the title in another twelve hours time.
18. Board Game: Burn in Hell [Average Rating:4.49 Overall Rank:5638]
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Bought (actually requested for Christmas) before I knew about the geek, otherwise I would have known better. The cards are funny; if only there were an actual game that went along with them.

Oh, and to those that complain about box inserts: at least most games actually come with them.
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I second that. This is also my worst game!
Iain K
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I've had three people give me this game . . . a message perhaps?
Rich Hart
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My best friend has this so called game. I agree that the card info is cool but the game really does take the proverbial
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Oh man, that seems soooo wrong with a gamename like that! :devil:
Daniel Phillips
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I liked the (game?). When the scoring system was being described to me, though, I gave up. I knew that I would need to approach it as though I was about to play a playing card-type game. So it was fun for me in that way.
19. Board Game: Outdoor Survival [Average Rating:4.26 Overall Rank:5700]
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Less a game than a box that had a board and a few counters shipped in it. Oh, and a sheaf of rules. It's very educational. You learn that if you ever get lost in the wilderness you shouldn't worry because you'll probably die of thirst before a bear or a deer(yes!) eats you. I bought it because it was about five dollars and I thought it would be funny to have the worst game AH ever made.
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Man I love this game. I grew up playing different home brew variants of it. The map is great too.

I'll buy it off ya, it will get some actual play around here. :)
Ronald Pehr
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Las Vegas
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In the original D&D set, it was explicitly mentioned that you could use this game as the map for the outdoor terrain that the characters would travel about on, after they'd finished looting dungeons.
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Gave this to Goodwill and they returned it. They take your cast offs but with this "game?" they just had to draw the line.
Marty Snow
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Yeah, the scenario where one player is the escaped convict trying to avoid the deputies is hilarious! I've only played this game a few times, but I enjoyed it quite a bit!
Heath Avery
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Mount Kiera
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I played this and tried to find the quickest way to perish before I fell asleep...I tried everything and eventually dropped dead near a forest somewhere...couldnt write a jump off a cliff house rule ..too much effort for this thing
20. Board Game: Careers for Girls [Average Rating:2.44 Unranked]
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Isabel D.
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Ughhh. Forget astronaut or big business in this one. You get to choose careers such as "supermom" and "fashion designer". Sample question: tell us the names of your 8 children. Very disturbing.

Plus, all the rules are dumbed down. Now that I think about it, I should torch it before someone finds out I own it. Might get kicked out of the OIQ.
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Jolene L
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Ooh, I'd almost managed to forget about this game. When I was about 8, my mother and I were in a store wandering through the games section. I wanted to get the game Mousetrap since I liked building things (Legos, Tinkertoys, etc.), and that looked fun for it. But my mother said that she thought Mousetrap was too "childish" (keep in mind I was well under the age of 10 at this point) and too "for boys" and thought she should get me Careers for Girls instead. I'm suprised to see that this game was published in 1990; its ideas about the careers girls should aspire for is backwards enough to put it at 1890.
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This game falls into a category I call, "horrifically campy". The fact that it was released in 1990 is unbelievable, and let's be honest, deeply saddening.

But your mom was right in the fact that "childish" is often synonymous with "for boys" :)
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Oh my -- as I was reading the description above, I assumed this game was published in the fifties. 1990!? Unbelieveable....
Andrew Swan
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Was one of the careers "pro soccer player"? :D
Jaime
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You mean women aren't supposed to spend their lives barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen cooking a steak? :what: Clearly you fail at being a woman if you hate this game.
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I like how you appended "cooking a steak" to that overused expression. Are you single?
21. Board Game: Risk - The Lord of the Rings [Average Rating:5.94 Overall Rank:1964]
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Yeah, this is an incomplete game marketed simply for profit before the complete game (called the Trilogy Edition) was published. I played this with my pilot friend who loves Risk games, and he was ticked off because the game ended so prematurely on such a random end game element. We never played it again. I did pay again to get the Trilogy Edition (fool me twice...) and was much more pleased.
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This is my lowest-ranked game on the 'geek. I completely agree that it's ruined by the random end mechanic. How on earth anyone thought a random end would be fun in a game where the last player to take a turn has a huge advantage is beyond me. Mind you, how anyone could rate this more than a about a '4' is beyond me yet people do.

Luckily, it's not me that owns it :)
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I too bought this in high hopes, but was greatly dissappointed in its incompleteness as well. So what was the solution to my mistake of a purchase? Sell it off on eBay and buy the Trilogy Edition.
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My friends really enjoy this game. Yes,the outcome is randomized, but with most random results, it's still a great deal of fun to maximize the odds (we play killer bunnies rabidly, and that's a completely random result).

As with all randomized games, the trick is you have to play often to work out the luck. We've found that despite the fact that evil can win on any die roll, more often than not the good guys win. This is a good game, and in my mind the one thing I would have liked is for it to be shorter...when you have to play multiple games to work out the luck, you don't want to have to invest 3 hours per game.

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Come on... it's all about the golden ring! That thing rocks... at least, enough to make playing once in a great while fun.
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I was one of the play-testers on this, along with my gaming group. We spent so many hours, day after day, playing and taking notes, only to have 99% of them rejected by Hasbro. Our main complaint was that the game board was incomplete - as was the game - but .... well you know what happened. The problem Hasbro had, as I understand it, was that because of the movies the non-gaming "money-men" had set a production date that the product clearly couldn't make. Shame really because we gave them a damn fine game and now it is nothing but waste paper and memories.
22. Board Game: Aquarius [Average Rating:5.86 Overall Rank:2512]
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Micah Collinsworth
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Edmond
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I think maybe I got this one for $1 at a going-out-of-business sale.

At those prices, it's not surprising they went out of business. :D
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It looks beautiful. Maybe you could make up a better game that uses the cards -- god knows I've had to do that with a few of my games. Honestly, does ANYBODY really play 40K the way those awful rules are written?
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It looks beautiful. Maybe you could make up a better game that uses the cards -- god knows I've had to do that with a few of my games.


Keith Baker, of Zendo fame, did: http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Kory/Games/Pantopia/

Pantopia is very similar to Gnostica/Zarcana, but adapted to the Aquarius deck.
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Could be worse, you could have the rip-off christian version.
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Actually, I find this to be one of the better Looney Labs games* around. I'll play this over Fluxx every time. The basic rules are simple enough to bring in the non-geeks and the hidden/changing goals keep players on their toes. It's a light game; a hippy version of dominoes, if you will.


* I don't include the Icehouse pyramid set in this comparison since I find that to be more of a game design tool (an excellent one!) than a game in and of itself.
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I really didn't think this game was all that bad.

Hippie dominos is a great description.
Edited Sat Nov 17, 2007 1:20 pm
23. Board Game: Kuk-Nuk [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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Who sat down and said, "You know, I like Chinese Checkers and all, but I wish the game took three hours to play." Whoever it was designed this game...

(Some people find Flat Top in thrift stores, I find Kuk-Nuk.)
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Sounds more like an insult than a game. "Get yer hands offa my stuff, Kuk-Nuker"
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I thought it was a game based on the three Stooges . . . eeee a wise guy eh ?
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good thing you're not swedish
you'd find the title rather offensive (or funny, in which case it would be a good thing, of course!:D)
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good thing you're not swedish
you'd find the title rather offensive (or funny, in which case it would be a good thing, of course!:D)

Oh yes! As a swede I'll put this on my want list for the name only!
24. Board Game: Assassin [Average Rating:3.33 Overall Rank:5705]
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What a total bomb! I was really looking forward to this one, but it is almost impossible to actually kill anyone. Stay away from this dud!
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Silly Rabbit - people dont buy this game to play, they buy it because of the kickass cover art.... duh!!!!
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Apparently, the non-AH original plays way better.

But this "Pass the Bicycle Because You're Stranded in a Two-exit City" game sucks indeed.
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Rumor has it the artist used AH President Jack Dott as the inspiration for the cover. Jack was not amused.
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As the designer of EuroHit I am actually pleased that Assassin made it to the "Worst Game List" and am honestly surprised it wasn't top of this chart. Avalon Hill fubar'd the game I sent them, by, amongst other things, breaking their agreement to let me see it prior to publishing, changing the name and the concept. EuroHit wasn't the greatest game in the world - it was home produced and suffered from poor card stock - but it worked. The second edition rules (available on BGG) do work well and the game is fun - still not the greatest game ever - but certainly a good 90+ minutes of entertainment.

A point no one mentions - sadly because of the poor apology for a game AH turned out - Assassin (EuroHit) was the first professionally published game to feature the Channel Tunnel, which would have been a good point had the game not sucked.

Try the rules on BGG if you have the game, and also try not to think of the name ASSASSIN. Eurohit was intended as a game of tag around Europe.

To show how bad AH's version is, they took out some cards from the original game and changed the names of others but never removed mention of them from the rules. I can only think the quality control guy was already looking for a new job as AH were sinking fast at the time.

PS: I don't accept that Assassin torpedoed Avalon Hill, it was vice versa.
25. Board Game: A House Divided: The Brothers War [Average Rating:6.62 Unranked]
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This game is billed as a Risk expansion, but it doesn't use risk mechanics. Really, the reason is that it doesn't include any pieces, and you need Risk to play it. But let's say you have the Risk artillery, infantry, and cavalry. What do you end up with? ACW with pieces wearing tricornes. Blah!
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Bob O'Halloran
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You think THIS one's bad? Try their offering called, High Ground. It comes with flimsy little cutout "terrain pieces" and is intended to be a tactical battle. Puh-LEASE! Give me Battle Cry any day. At least you get a complete game for your money!
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John Brier
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Awesome idea for a list - can't believe no one has thought of this before.
Jeffrey Gibson
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So, who else likes 3 or more games on this list?

Does that make me a bad person?
Ed Sherman
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I seem to recall a couple of similar lists, but hey, it's all good fun. (Unless you're playing any of these games)
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How could this list possibly be contained to 25? I could have easily added a fist full such as Lucky Seven & Hue Knew?, both purchased because they are supposed to be quick & addictive, but turned out to be quickly non-addictive. And how about a list, "Games your Children Clamor to Play that Make you Want to Vomit"?
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Yeah, some of these games are really bad. I agree with a majority of them.

However, some seem to pick on games that require some role-playing or subjective play. And one or two you haven't played, just read about.

All in all, pretty good.

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