Games Steven Wright would like
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1. Board Game: Elmo's Birthday Game [Average Rating:4.25 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"I had a pretty normal childhood. I was born, but I was born Cesarean Section. No real side effects from what I can tell except that every time I leave my house, I go out the window."
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2. Board Game: Allowance [Average Rating:4.67 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"When I was younger my Grandmother gave me $5 one day and she said, "Don't tell your Mother I'm giving you that." and I said, "It's gonna cost you more than that.""
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3. Board Game: The Alphabet Game [Average Rating:1.00 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"Why is that alphabet in that order? is it because of that song? The man who wrote that song wrote everything."
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4. Board Game: Monopoly [Average Rating:4.46 Overall Rank:11157]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"Why does only one company make the "Monopoly" game?"
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5. Board Game: Constellation [Average Rating:5.67 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"I've been getting into astronomy, so I installed a skylight. The people who live above me are furious."
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6. Board Game: Death Test [Average Rating:6.46 Unranked] [Average Rating:6.46 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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Girlfriend: "If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?"

Steven Wright: "Nope."

Girlfriend: "Forget it then."
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7. Board Game: Eco-Force: Guardians of Earth Birds of North America [Average Rating:4.83 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"I can levitate birds, but nobody cares."
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8. Board Game: ESP: The Game of Perceptive Skill [Average Rating:2.50 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand!"
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9. Board Game: Alchemy [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
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10. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:7.99 Overall Rank:11]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"There's a switch on my wall, but it doesn't conrol anything in my apartment. Every once in a while, I like to flip it up and down a few times. The other day, I got this letter from a woman in Germany tell me to "Cut that out!""
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11. Board Game: The Marcher Lords [Average Rating:6.59 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
Albany
Oregon
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"My school colors were clear. I told everybody "I'm not naked, I'm in the band.""
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12. Board Game: Mime Smashing [Average Rating:4.50 Unranked]
Ken Crangle
United States
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Oregon
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"The other day, I brought home a blank tape and played it at full volume. The mime next door was furious, so I shot him with a silencer."
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13. Board Game: Paintcheck: The Paintball Game [Average Rating:5.60 Unranked]
Ben Tichy
United States
West Point
Virginia
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I went to the hardware store the other day and bought some used paint, it was in the shape of a house.
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14. Board Game: Bringing Down the House [Average Rating:4.61 Unranked]
Dwayne Hendrickson
United States
Oklahoma City
Oklahoma
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My house is made out of balsa wood. When nobody is looking I pick it up over my head and threaten to crush the neighbor children
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15. Board Game: Time Travelers [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
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Batavia
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"If you put instant coffee in the microwave do you go back in time?"
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16. Board Game: Murder à la carte: Chinese Takeout [Average Rating:6.75 Unranked]
Brian Bankler
United States
San Antonio
Texas
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I got called for jury duty. 6,000 ants are charged with dressing up as rice and robbing a chinese restaurant.

But I don't think they did it. I know them, they wouldn't do something like that.
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17. Board Game: Identity Crisis [Average Rating:3.83 Unranked]
Brian Bankler
United States
San Antonio
Texas
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The other day I ... no, that wasn't me.
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18. Board Game: Weltreise [Average Rating:4.87 Overall Rank:10236]
Michael Becker
United States
San Francisco
California
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"It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it."
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19. Board Game: Stock Car [Average Rating:7.00 Unranked]
Clinton Smith
United States
Port Arthur
Texas
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"My mechanic told me, 'I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.' "
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20. Board Game: Ski Gammon [Average Rating:7.50 Unranked]
Clinton Smith
United States
Port Arthur
Texas
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"Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country."
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21. Board Game: The American Civil War [Average Rating:5.67 Overall Rank:8605]
Michael B
Canada
Ontario
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I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, "Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile." I spent last summer folding it.

I also have a full-size map of the world. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, "E6".
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22. Board Game: Wacky Water [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
Jim Cote
United States
Maine
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"I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add..."
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23. Board Game: Park and Shop [Average Rating:5.09 Overall Rank:9838]
Michael B
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Ontario
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My other Steven Wright favourite:

I went down the street to the 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He said, "Yes, but not in a row."
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24. Board Game: Mouse Trap [Average Rating:4.10 Overall Rank:11153]
Craig Blumer
United States
Oshkosh
Wisconsin
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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25. Board Game: Lost Cities [Average Rating:7.12 Overall Rank:261]
Andy Kelly
United States
Madison
Mississippi
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"I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met."
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