Hot Monkey Love
Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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These are important FACTS about Monkeys.
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Board Game: Monkeys!
[Average Rating:4.78 Unranked]
Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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Their scientific name is "MONKEYS!"
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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They are FUNKY.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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Their natural habitat is the BARREL.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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They JUMP.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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They hatch from COCONUTS.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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Apollo 8 discovered them on the MOON.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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In China, they are forced to BATTLE each other for family honor.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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Unlike certain subatomic particles, they can be MEASURED.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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They were invented by THIS LITTLE GIRL.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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They are TROUBLE, my friend.
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Brent Moroz
Canada
Athabasca
Alberta
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Sometimes monkeys need discipline
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Big Woo
Scotland
state:
running out of space...
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They are (and eat), quite simply, TOP BANANA!
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Board Game: Bananas
[Average Rating:5.62 Unranked]
Scott A. Reed
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
Yes, Scrofula, it sucks.
I just wasted 100 :gg: on this.
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Or any BANANAS they can get their hands on.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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The most famous monkey ever was SCHROEDENGER'S MONKEY, who in 1964 was demonstrated to be simultaneously "around" and "not around" due to peculiarities of quark theory.
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Gary Weinfurther
United States
West Bloomfield
Michigan
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Monkeys know how to BREAK DANCE.
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Nasty McHaggis
United States
Columbia
South Carolina
I'm pouring all of my points in sarcasm.
Box next to hand.
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Monkeys go really well with
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Rick B
United States
Sacramento Area
California
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Monkeys have their own GATHERING PLACE for events like monkey sports, monkey concerts, and Monkeys On Ice.
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Richard Hedke
United States
Gibraltar
Michigan
"A man has got to have something to believe in. I believe I'll have another drink". W.C.F.
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Monkeys are given to slapping their bananas, usually to the embarrased amusement of onlookers.
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Steve Bullock
United States
Palm Coast
Florida
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Beware of a monkey with a pistol... he can shoot the feces right out of your hand before you can throw it!
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Oh! Look at my wrist! Gotta go.
United States
Central Point
Oregon
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In the future, Monkeys and Apes will be a force to be reckoned with.
To quote the 2036 Encyclopedia Monkiana:
"For centuries ape and monkey bided their time knowing that eventually all creatures evolve. They had seen the humans do it and regarded coming down from the trees as a major developement. Finally a chimpanzee, named Bonzo saw his chance. Cast in a film with a future leader of the humans, the mists of time were briefly pulled aside for Bonzo and the full course of history revealed to him. Seizing the opportunity Bonzo planted the first seeds of the coming Monkey revolution. It took many, many years but, eventually, those seeds bore bitter fruit for the humans. Bedtime for Bonzo, indeed."
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Oh! Look at my wrist! Gotta go.
United States
Central Point
Oregon
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After the revolution, Monkeys will run the world (with help from their Ape compatriots)
Excerpt from the final letter home, written by Bonzo VII, Leader of a small sect of Bonobos, just before the battle of Banana Flats:
"My dearest Oookiana,
Today we have seen the enemy, and though he be more primative and violent than we could have expected, still we fight on. I squat now with my fellow simians just below the rise that leads us to the field of battle. We have encamped here and wait the coming dawn to make our final charge. Supplies are low and our ammunition is especially scarce, yet the troops morale remains high and it is with a great sense of purpose that we make our final preparations.
We lost Corporal Bo-Bo late last evening. He had been scouting ahead and stepped on an unfortuantely placed mine. I must write to his family and tell them the sad news. They are a fine family of chimps, and I do not like to think how his dear mother will react. Although I know they will rise to the occasion and it will do much to strengthen their resolve, I can not help but picture his mother squashing bananas in sorrow.
The light breaks now, and I must ready myself for the charge. Though I have the greatest hope for our cause, if I do not survive give my love to our son. Tell little Bongo that his father will watch over him even into the hearafter.
All my Love,
Bonzo"
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Hunga Dunga
United States
Portland
Oregon
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While we think of ourselves as being at the top of the evolutionary tree, monkeys are convinced that they are, in fact, numero uno.
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Hunga Dunga
United States
Portland
Oregon
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Monkeys can learn how to fly, but when they do they become very susceptible to evil.
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Blair Leggett
Canada
Vancouver
B.C.
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These monkey's are pissed... and dangerous!!!
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Bay Area
California
New Jersey
SUCKING VACUUM you play a monkey on the International Space Station
and its Prequel
NATURAL SELECTION where you and other monkees battle it out to go on the ISS.
Didn't I mention, you get to fling poo.
Louisville
Kentucky