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A Simpsons Quote for Every Game
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It is my firm belief that there is a Simpsons quote applicable to any situation...and therefore any game. I have tested this theory on my top 10 games with varying degrees of success.
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176. Board Game: Beer Money [Average Rating:5.83 Overall Rank:5451]
Elwyn Darden
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Richmond
Virginia
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Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
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177. Board Game: Vegas Showdown [Average Rating:7.24 Overall Rank:272]
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Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!
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178. Board Game: Niagara [Average Rating:6.56 Overall Rank:840]
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Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch.
Carl: Oh no! The branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs.
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
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179. Board Game: Dark Future [Average Rating:5.75 Overall Rank:7084]
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Edna: Seymour, you have to think of the children's future.
Seymour: Oh, Edna. We all know that these children HAVE no future.
[Everyone stops and stares at Seymour.]
Seymour: Prove me wrong children. Prove me wrong.
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180. Board Game: Recess! [Average Rating:5.28 Overall Rank:9263]
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Bart: Sushi? Maybe this is just something one hears on the playground, but isn't that raw fish?
Lisa: As usual, the playground has the facts right, but misses the point entirely.
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181. Board Game: Leaping Lemmings [Average Rating:6.51 Overall Rank:1506]
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Marge: What on earth possessed you to get an earring?
Bart: Milhouse has one.
Marge: If Milhouse jumped off a cliff...
Bart: Milhouse jumped off a cliff? I'm there.
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182. Board Game: Amun-Re [Average Rating:7.38 Overall Rank:173]
Mike K
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Fairless Hills
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Burns: "Pharaoh didn't put the sound effects in later."
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183. Board Game: Business Strategy [Average Rating:5.96 Overall Rank:6721]
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QUOTE 1
Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

QUOTE 2
Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

QUOTE 3
Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
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184. Board Game: Brawling Battleships [Average Rating:6.36 Overall Rank:5263]
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Bart: B-6
Homer: You sunk my scrabbleship!
Lisa: This game makes no sense.
Homer: Tell that to the good men who just lost their lives... SEMPER-FI!
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185. Board Game: Cold Turkey [Average Rating:4.12 Unranked]
Lee Kennedy
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Waterloo
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I wonder where Bart is, his dinner's getting all cold, and eaten.
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186. Board Game: Disneyland Monorail Game [Average Rating:3.53 Unranked]
Jared
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"I call the big one 'Bitey'."
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187. Board Game: Outdoor Survival [Average Rating:4.53 Overall Rank:11004]
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Richmond
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I've seen plays that were more exciting than this! Honest to god, PLAYS! -- Homer
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188. Board Game: Liberty: The American Revolution 1775-83 [Average Rating:7.22 Overall Rank:1379]
Elwyn Darden
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Richmond
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If I didn't have this gun, the King of England could just walk in here anytime he wants and start shoving you around. -- Homer
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189. Board Game: Shadows over Camelot [Average Rating:7.16 Overall Rank:254]
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Ottawa
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"I'm a level five vegan -- I won't eat anything that casts a shadow." -- Jesse, leader of the environmental protection group.
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190. Board Game: Revenge [Average Rating:7.50 Unranked]
Travis Bridges
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New Brunswick
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Administrator: And what are your reasons for wanting a Little Brother?
Brain: Don't say revenge! Don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh, revenge?
Brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here. [footsteps, and a door slam]

Great episode. Trab pu kcip.
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191. Board Game: The Really Nasty Horse Racing Game [Average Rating:6.38 Overall Rank:2405]
Elwyn Darden
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Richmond
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Jockey 5: But all is not well in Jockey Town.
Jockey 6: Your renegade horse is making us frown.
Homer (spoken): What do you want me to do?
Jockey 7: Your horse must lose.
Homer (spoken): My horse must lose?
Jockey 7: No win!
Jockey 8: No show!
Jockey 3: No place!
Jockey 4: Just lose the stinkin' race.
Homer (spoken): And what if I refuse to lose?
Jockey 7: We'll eat your brain.
Homer (singing): My horse must lose!
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192. Board Game: Facts in Five [Average Rating:6.05 Overall Rank:2992]
Chuck Carroll
United States
Fishers
Indiana
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Homer: Oh, Lisa. You can use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true.
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193. Board Game: Dough Nuts! [Average Rating:8.00 Unranked]
Aaron Gelb
United States
Los Angeles
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"MMmmmmmmmmm, forbidden donut."
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194. Board Game: Pizza Pie [Average Rating:4.42 Unranked]
Aaron Gelb
United States
Los Angeles
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"D'oh!"
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195. Board Game: FBI Crime Resistance Game [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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[the Simpsons are in an office with two FBI men letting them know about going to the federal witness protection program]

FBI man 1: Tell you what, Mr. Simpson, from now on your name is Homer Thompson,at Terror Lake.Let's just practice a bit, hmmmm? So when I say hello Mr. Thompson, you say hi.

Homer: Check!

FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly]

FBI man 1: [pause]

FBI man 1: Now, remember, your name is Homer Thompson.

Homer: I gotcha!

FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[again Homer stares blankly]

FBI man 1: [FBI men stare at each other]
[hours pass by]

FBI man 1: [frustrated] Argh... Now when I say "Hello Mr. Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

Homer: No problem.
[stepping hard on Homer's foot]

FBI man 1: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
[Homer stares blankly again for a few seconds]

Homer: [whispering to the FBI man next to him] I think he's talking to you.
[FBI man gives up]
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196. Board Game: Gas Crisis [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
Toby Rothwell
United Kingdom
Manchester
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Bart escorting Chester P Lampwick (currently a bum/tramp/hobo, originator of Itchy & Scratchy) down into the basement of the Simpson house.

Bart: There's a box you can sleep in.
Chester: Thanks.
Bart: Just move that cot out of the way.
Chester: Okay.
Bart: Do you know what radon is?
Chester: No.
Bart: Good night.
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197. Board Game: Brute Force: The War in the West, 1940-1945 [Average Rating:6.68 Overall Rank:5348]
Elwyn Darden
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Richmond
Virginia
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Burns: Non-violence never solved anything.
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198. Board Game: APBA Major League Baseball Master Game [Average Rating:7.29 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.29 Unranked]
Elwyn Darden
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Richmond
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"That sniper at the All-Star game was a blessing in disguise."
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199. Board Game: Grave Robbers From Outer Space [Average Rating:5.76 Overall Rank:5042]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
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Forty years ago, a film appeared that was so shocking, so terrifying, it was sealed in a concrete vault deep beneath the earth, but even the management of Sony TriStar could not contain the pure evil of... The Bloodening. -- Television announcer
 
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200. Board Game: Grave Robbers II: Skippy's Revenge [Average Rating:6.19 Overall Rank:3754]
Elwyn Darden
United States
Richmond
Virginia
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"A Registered Nurse trained in the treatment of terror will be on hand during the showing of... The Bloodening." -- Television Announcer

"Now playing at the Springfield Drive-In... After Dark." -- Pimple-faced teenager?
 
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