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2006 BGG Poetry Contest
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People who play games are among the most intelligent and creative people I’ve met. I hope this contest is a fun way to show off those talents. Create your best poem about games and post it here for a chance to win geekgold!

Jatoha, bentlarsen, and melissa will help me judge the entries. To give you as much creative freedom as possible, the rules will be simple:

- The poem must be about a specific game or the gaming hobby in general
- The poem must be original to BGG, i.e. it must not have been posted on this site before
- Up to two entries per person

Here are a few guidelines that may help you and the judges:
- Add an item to this geeklist, and include the poem in that item. If your item doesn’t post properly, just let me know and I’ll get it corrected
- The poem can take any form – rhyming couplets, blank verse, haiku – no restrictions, and it can be funny, serious, or anything in-between
- If the poem is meant to be a song, please include the name of the intended tune.

The contest will run from Sunday the 3rd to Saturday the 9th (Noon CST), at which time the list will be closed, and the judges will vote on the entries. We are planning to give awards for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place.

Good luck and have fun!

Currently, the prize pot is at 160geekgold.
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1. Settlers of Catan, The [Average Rating:7.73 Overall Rank:31]
Ola Hansson
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A worn-out robber from Catan
Dreamed of a weekend in Sudan
But a seven was rolled
And away he strolled
To steal from a card hoarding man
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Posted On: 2006-12-03 11:54:20
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Limericks are of course the highest literary form, so you've got that going for you, but you bent willing suspension of disbelief too far when you talked of the Sudan in that fashion.
2. Tempus [Average Rating:6.84 Overall Rank:350]
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And the beast crashed upon the forlorn rocks.
Cast down in spite by discontent of fools.
Fools in the court of hearsay and falsehood.
Shuning away that which was not foretold.

He crawled from out his cold, watery grave.
Finely crafted fingers caress the wall.
Onward he must go, for giants live on!
The hands of faithful reach, taking his grasp!

Fie! On you with steel and chain and taunting lock.
Fie! On you who passes judgement sight unseen.
Few are men of unwielding compassion.
The beast blooms into flowers unnoticed.
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Posted On: 2006-12-07 08:50:39
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So, like, it's a great poem, but how can we get Tempus back in that box now?
Smee-R-MEW-2
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You can't. It's forever unleashed upon this ever changing rock.
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You almost have a meterical pattern; if you were one of my students, I would have you revise it and work on turning it into iambic pentameter.


crikey!!!! i had to got to wikipiedia and learn stuff..
andrew muhling
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hey bentlarson!!you took your comment away... now mine makes no sence.. :cry:
Sorry, that was my fault, Andrew.
3. War of the Ring [Average Rating:7.99 Overall Rank:13]
Rush for Peace
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Save the date little one.
Gaming time is come -
lets include everyone.

Hey! That’s my fish!
Diamant or filler wish
till the others show.

Play with both eyes open,
holding your cards tight.

Euro light.
Gaming night.
What’s Elfenland?
We’re no longer playing Candyland.

Some games too long, dicefest fight
Monopoly? Not tonight.
Arkham Horror will take all night.

Games of war, Front Line or Acquire
Descent or Achtung - Spitfire!
Holding your little “dolls” tight.

Play with both eyes open,
gripping resources tight.

Warrior Knight.
Board game night.
Khet or Deflexion?
Which one is right?

Now I lay my bid chip down.
Tiles placed in Carcassonne.
If I die during Heroquest,
Leave my bones and horde the rest

Come on and go now it’s your turn.
Forget about that noise you heard.
It’s just re-runs of Seinfeld -
on your tv. . . in your den.

Ameri-trash fight.
Gaming night.
Understand Barling?

Filler light.
Board game night.
Awful Green Thing?
Nah. Let's play War of the Ring.
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Posted On: 2006-12-03 15:13:17
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Need to clarify:
To the tune - Metallica: Enter Sandman:devil:
4. Geeks: The Convention [Average Rating:4.49 Unranked]
Robert Wesley
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;) okay FINE! here that is then:

:meeple:
"Welcome" to the "BoardGameGEEK" effusion
Come on in and see what's happening!
Pay the price, and get your "Ticket to Ride" before you go
The "Caylus" is set-up, the 'Group' starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing *secretly* you were a "Master Engineer"

But don't be fooled by the..."Atlantic Star"
The "Nexus OPS" or the "Railroad Tycoon"
They show you photographs
of how your 'gaming' with "LIFE" should be
But they're just someone else's "fantasy"
So if you think your "gaming life" is...complete 'obtusion'
Because you never win the "game"
Just remember that, it's a "BoardGameGEEK" effusion
And deep inside we're all the same...
We're all 'here' to GAME!...

So if you think your "gaming" with "LIFE" is, complete 'intrusion'
Because your neighbors' got it 'made'
Just remember that, it's a "BoardGameGEEK" effusion
And deep inside we're all the same...
We're all 'here' to GAME! GAME GAME...

"Ameri-trash" spells NO 'competition'
join us in our "Euros exhibition"
Get yourself a brand new "Battle LORE"!
Someday soon we'll stop to ponder
What on Earth's this "Geekiness" we're under
We made the 'grade' and still we wonder
who has the "Poisson d'Avril"?
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Posted On: 2006-12-03 16:02:25
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STYX!!!
I can't believe something Grognads wrote makes sense to me. Should I be worried? It's a grand illusion...
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The Creator of Schrödinger's Thumb
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