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If SEX was a game what user comments would we see?
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WARNING: If sex is illegal or offensive to you due to age/location/whatever please don't read any further.

Ok, I said it. Not that it's going to stop anyone I guess?

Assume sex was added as a game to the database what comments would you expect find? Feel free to add your own.

If I managed to pick a name that someone actually use at a handle here on the site I'm sorry. Just let me know and I'll remove it.
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51. Board Game: Adult Late Night Games [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
Clinton Smith
United States
Port Arthur
Texas
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This was my first party game ever. My first session was with a group of complete strangers, and I've never had so much fun in my whole life! I didn't realize what I was missing for all of those years. Recently, I've managed to convert all of my friends to this one. Even a group of nuns who were formerly non-gamers, and are close friends of my family, are learning to relish this game after having some initial reservations.
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(The Artist formerly known as) Arnest R
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Munich
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After having tried the game online (cost a fortune too!) I didn´t care much for it, felt much like a multiplayer solitaire. It was only after I was convinced to try it face to face again that I discovered that this is really an elegant little gem.

It is definitely not over-rated by the few BGGer who´ve actually gotten to play. Sure, there´s hype, but it´s justified !

9/10

/.-Geek
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53. Board Game: CardChess [Average Rating:4.33 Unranked]
MK
United States
Albany
New York
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Finally, it's the solution to the 250 year old problem of 4-way sex!
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54. Board Game: More Thrust: The Full Thrust Supplement [Average Rating:7.26 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.26 Unranked]
Jennifer Stone
United States
Sedro-Woolley
Washington
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To all my geekfriends, I know I haven't been around much lately, but BGG is still my homepage and everyone is still in my heart everyday. Just so damn busy!
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9/10

This game has a very unique "growing tower" bit that is very appealing to me, personally. I find that the best way to achieve the ultimate win in this game is to continue using the same strong mechanics over, and over, and over, and over.....


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55. Board Game: Go [Average Rating:7.71 Overall Rank:65]
Laura Appelbaum
United States
Maryland
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The cliche is true; you can get the basics in fifteen minutes or less, but it takes a lifetime to master.
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56. Board Game: Queen's Necklace [Average Rating:6.45 Overall Rank:1298]
Laura Appelbaum
United States
Maryland
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This is kind of a filler game, typically followed up with a rousing round of the following ....
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57. Board Game: Gay Monopoly [Average Rating:3.74 Overall Rank:10068]
Laura Appelbaum
United States
Maryland
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58. Board Game: Puerto Rico [Average Rating:8.15 Overall Rank:5]
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Many people rate this game very high, and deservedly so.

Many years ago, I was lucky to get my hands on the very rare first edition. Still in shrink and all tiles unpunched.
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59. Board Game: Sorry! [Average Rating:4.53 Overall Rank:10958]
Laura Appelbaum
United States
Maryland
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It was late, we'd both had a bit too much to drink, and I really didn't know his divorce wasn't final yet! How many times can I say it? I'm sorry! I would have said no if I'd realized ...
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60. Board Game: Betrayal at House on the Hill [Average Rating:7.09 Overall Rank:332]
Laura Appelbaum
United States
Maryland
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I guess when he suggested we try this out, I should have had a clue about the not-quite-ex-wife ...
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61. Board Game: Birds, Bugs and Beans [Average Rating:5.60 Overall Rank:8528]
Stephen Smith
United States
Jackson
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5/10

I've never seen a copy of this game around my house, but I think my parents have a copy that they play. I try not to think about that. When I was ten, my dad explained the mechanics of the game to me, which was kind of uncomfortable and creepy. Then he said I couldn't play until I got married anyway. That sucks hard.

/TMI
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62. Board Game: Exploration [Average Rating:5.65 Overall Rank:8554]
Laura Appelbaum
United States
Maryland
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We were both young and had never really played any heavy games before, but the mood was right so we threw caution to the winds and without even determining what the rules were, we messed around with this one. When we were finished we agreed it was over-rated.
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63. Board Game: Fist of Dragonstones [Average Rating:6.17 Overall Rank:1845]
Laura Appelbaum
United States
Maryland
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I can't believe this is rated as highly as it is -- I will never, ever play this again! yuk
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64. Board Game: The Nacho Incident [Average Rating:6.04 Overall Rank:4260]
Pat Wilz
United States
Bay St. Louis
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I found this backstage, an over-sized hat. It's funny!
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Sounded like I was finally in for something different. The tagline was "Travel by night. Evade the Mounties. Eat Well." Anything published by Eight Foot Llama had to be good, right?

Turned out to be boring and cheesy, and the cheese was HOT too. 4/10
 
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65. Board Game: Go to the Head of the Class [Average Rating:4.51 Overall Rank:10860]
Iain K
United States
Arvada
Colorado
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Good game, highly replayable.

The rules are a bit fiddly.

Do not play this with friends who suffer from analysis paralysis.

Plays well with two, but really shines with three.

(wife added) Great bits!
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66. Board Game: Connect Four [Average Rating:4.81 Overall Rank:10944]
Tim Fiscus
United States
Maricopa
Arizona
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"Here, horizontally!"

"Pretty sneaky, sis!"

gulp sorry
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67. Board Game: Clue [Average Rating:5.62 Overall Rank:6642]
Kevin Brown
United States
Macon
Georgia
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Miss Scarlett, in the Hall, with the Rope
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68. Board Game: Adult Late Night Games [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
John Farrell
Australia
Aspley
Queensland
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My wife would never play this with me. I don't think she was very good at it and was scared I'd make a move she didn't understand. But my new girlfriend wants to play it all the time! And she's really good at it! I've already recorded 100 plays for the year. But even though we've tried all the variants including some we made up, I wish we could play some other games sometimes. I suggested Tikal, and she said "OK, I'll tie you up and Tikal you and then we can play Sex." I don't think she understood. I said I wanted to play Poker and that set her off again. What can I do? This game is taking over my life.
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69. Board Game: Solitaire [Average Rating:4.16 Overall Rank:10947]
Marty M
Ireland
Fermoy
Co Cork
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One can be fun.
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70. Board Game: Bitter Woods (fourth edition) [Average Rating:7.68 Overall Rank:1582]
Jim Marshall
United Kingdom
York
North Yorkshire
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...and let's say it all turns sour. You and she split, she's gone. All you're left with are solitaire games of ....
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71. Board Game: Big Aisle, Small Cart [Average Rating:6.17 Unranked]
Aaron Gelb
United States
Los Angeles
California
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After we played this, we were both left feeling somewhat unsatisfied. She claims that it was the small size of my cart, but I really know it was because of her overly big aisle... gulp
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72. Board Game: Period Pieces [Average Rating:3.00 Unranked]
Curt Collins
United States
Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
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When they said this was the best game ever period, I think we misunderstood. My experience was just a bloody mess, and my partner kept changing her mind. One minute she thought it was the best game in the world, then she would be trying to kill me, and then it was a great game again.


The cleanup involved was way too long for a game like this. We had to literally clean components that weren't even included in the game such as bedsheets, the carpet, the kitchen table, and even the dog! Seriously, when is the last time you had to shower after playing a tabletop game?


I won't be playing this version again, but it was certainly a unique experience.
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73. Board Game: Jailbreak [Average Rating:6.04 Overall Rank:7055]
Curt Collins
United States
Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
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This version was introduced to me when I got caught playing the game with a player that was below the age range indicated on the box. I swear I thought she was 14, but it turns out she lied to me and was only 11.

Anyway, it turns out that there is a very popular version where one player sneaks up while you are asleep and starts playing with you without even asking first! It was really uncomfortable, and the rules were a real pain in the ass. I really don't want to play this version again, I've had my fill.

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74. Board Game: Family Affair [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Curt Collins
United States
Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
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This is a popular version among southern people. It allows the entire family to participate, but it's really a better game if you play with fresh blood.
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75. Board Game: All Ears [Average Rating:5.05 Unranked]
Curt Collins
United States
Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
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This game really makes some peoples heads hurt. I really can't understand that, since it was really more of an odd experience for me, but my partner acted like she couldn't understand what I was saying as I tried to describe to her my thoughts on the game.
 
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