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If SEX was a game what user comments would we see?
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WARNING: If sex is illegal or offensive to you due to age/location/whatever please don't read any further.

Ok, I said it. Not that it's going to stop anyone I guess?

Assume sex was added as a game to the database what comments would you expect find? Feel free to add your own.

If I managed to pick a name that someone actually use at a handle here on the site I'm sorry. Just let me know and I'll remove it.
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Les Haskell
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Tennessee
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"Unless you do some expert pegging I'm probably going to finish off with my hand..."
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Kevin Shillinglaw
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I was really excited to play this. Friends of mine highly recommended it.

When I finally got it unwrapped, I was overwhelmed! I had no idea what all the pieces did. The icons were really confusing - what was I supposed to do with what? The phases were confusing too - some phases worked better before others, but how did one know?

After a couple of plays (fortunately, this was my opponents first time playing as well) we figured out what all the icons meant. We also understood the phases and we even got to anticipate what the other was going to choose, and we leeched off that.

When we found two others who wanted to play, we finally got to try a 4-player game. This wasn't as confusing as the 2-player version, after all, my partner and I had some practice. But it was difficult to read the new players and sometimes the game would stall as we all tried to figure out the other players. After a few games, our 4-player nights ran smoothly.

The expansions added some new tricks and a 5th player which we are loving!

9/10

/explore+5lover
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Peter Collins
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Naughty boy seeks opponent. Must have own latex bodysuit.

Will supply collars, chains, flogging devices.

Want to play, Mistress?

Please?

Pretty please?
 
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130. Board Game: The Rubber-Chicken Caper [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Byron Olson
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Ramsey
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10/10

I LOVE this game. But, I'm somewhat obsessive with protection. ALWAYS sleeve your deck.
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131. Board Game: Alien Frontiers [Average Rating:7.54 Overall Rank:92]
Kevin Garnica
United States
Buena Park
California
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...To boldly go where no man has gone before...
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132. Board Game: Blink [Average Rating:5.96 Overall Rank:2701]
Chris Biddick
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Moxee
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This can be a very short game, were talking seconds here, at least thats what I have heard from other players!
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133. Board Game: Experiment [Average Rating:6.18 Overall Rank:4060]
Me, sin? Pf! Nah! Chill
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Fountain Valley
California
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It doesn't matter if you've memorized the rules or read all the strategy guides. You really can't understand how to play this game until you actually play it. The dynamics are impossible to describe in words, you have to experience it. It's easy to imagine yourself playing the game and employing the perfect strategy to blow your opponent(s) away, but you'll find it's much harder in practice actually implementing that strategy.

But don't despair! Dive right in. It's best to start with the 2-player version and get good at it before moving on to more players. And I'd recommend you find an opponent who can teach you the game.

Yes, it can be a little frustrating trying to teach a newbie, but it has to be done. Expert players may find not-so-good players and will want to avoid playing with them. I think it would be better in the long run to have some patience, and give them some pointers. They'll become good players eventually.
 
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134. Board Game: Xaviera's Game [Average Rating:3.25 Unranked]
Me, sin? Pf! Nah! Chill
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Fountain Valley
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I always thought I was pretty good at this game, but I found out that there are some people who actually play this game *professionally*! They get paid and make a living and it's their full time job and everything!

However, oddly enough, there doesn't seem to be any professional organization of players, like there is with chess.
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135. Board Game: Oral Sex! The Game [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
J.L. Robert
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"Every partner I find to play this game prefers role playing games. Their favorite always seems to be Big Eyes, Small Mouth."

-John Holmes
 
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