The Beautiful Women of BGG - All Time to 2007 Edition

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

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Welcome to the Beautiful Women of BGG.

I've selected these based on the following criteria:
- Popular opinion agrees with me (these are sorted by top images of all time).
- The women may or may not be members of the site. Some are booth babes. In the future editions, we'd like to get only members but you've got to get your pictures up to be in the running!
- Each girl is only included with her top picture.
- The girl must be a defining part of the image, not just in the background. (I might skip an image if I couldn't see you in the preview.)
- I must think she's attractive and happy in her picture. No one loves a sourpuss.
- You must have a face. As much as I like your boobs, you're more attractive with a face.
- I'm not including obvious children (under 16).
- Each girl must represent a different game.
- Some pictures will include multiple girls but counting each image as one entry.
- I'd like to add a little history on each of the people included in the image and will do so over time. If you happen to know something about the person or the history of the picture, please add it (if it isn't already in the picture's comments because I will scan those).

To find these pictures, I had to go to image #545 in our database. In order words, to find 25 hot women, I had to skip over 520 other images which were not hot women. Only about 10 pictures were disqualified (the same girl more than once).

Further proof that this site is not overrun by 14 year old boys or undersexed, undersocialized men, wouldn't you agree?

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And Crusader types: Please keep this thread for the purpose intended - the glory and appreciation of the 25 women in it. If you'd like to crusade against a perceived outrage against all women who game or tell us how appreciating people is going to cause the world to end or all women to stop gaming, please try other threads or forums. Here is a forum that it makes sense to complain to:

Religion, Politics, and Sex Forum: http://www.boardgamegeek.com/forum/152/forum/1

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For the Top 30 pictures with summary of what people on BGG like in a top image, please see:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/article/1882702

For the Top 25 Great Ideas on BGG, please see:
http://www.boardgamegeek.com/geeklist/26771

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Edited Fri Nov 30, 2007 3:09 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:15 pm

1. Board Game: Lost Cities [Average Rating:7.14 Overall Rank:195]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Lost Cities Girl. Gorgeous eyes. She's looking over the cards and the entire picture is full of mystery. Do I drop the doubler or my 6? What's she hiding behind those card backs?

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:43 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:17 pm

Anthony Simons

(fellonmyhead)

United Kingdom
Royal Wootton Bassett
Wiltshire

generalpf wrote:

KakarisMaelstrom wrote:

What's she hiding behind those card backs?

Rotten teeth.

Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:48 pm
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Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

kuhrusty wrote:

14 year old boys and undersexed, undersocialized men are the only ones who don't see that posting lists of "hot women"--including several who are being paid to appear interested in board games--makes it look like the site is overrun by 14 year old boys and undersexed, undersocialized men.

Well shit. I didn't realize my wife was a 14 yo boy or an undersexed, undersocialized man. Thank you for pointing that out to me.

Posted Sat Dec 1, 2007 12:06 pm
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Rusty Ballinger

(kuhrusty)

United States
Arcata
California

KakarisMaelstrom wrote:

I didn't realize my wife was a 14 yo boy or an undersexed, undersocialized man.

Here's one way you might show her that this list is the sort of thing you would never do face-to-face to anyone you respected.

Host a large game night, open to friends as well as prospective gamers you haven't met. Midway through the evening, announce that you would like to take a moment to point out the three hottest women present, and have them stand up so that everyone can comment on their looks--you know, for "glory and appreciation."

Sound OK? If your wife thinks so, then will you please invite me too? I especially want to be there for the part where you tell everyone that if they object to what you're doing, they should go complain somewhere else.

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Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

It would be perfectly acceptable in the right company. The issue here is that people come bumbling in -- people who know they will be offended. And it is the reason they came in entirely. That makes them the childish ones.

I remember when I was very young, we had a gas stove. I kept wanting to put my hand in the fire. My mom would say "no, it's hot!" On the other hand, my dad let me put my hand in the fire, get burnt, and then laughed. I never put my hand in a fire again.

Some people here do not have the sense to keep their hands out of fires.

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Posted Sun Dec 2, 2007 1:19 pm
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Rusty Ballinger

(kuhrusty)

United States
Arcata
California

KakarisMaelstrom wrote:

It would be perfectly acceptable in the right company.

Err... right. Is that a "no, I wouldn't do it to a bunch of people I hadn't met," then?

KakarisMaelstrom wrote:

Some people here do not have the sense to keep their hands out of fires.

That's a funny choice of words, as the note in your introduction suggests that you knew you'd get flamed.

Posted Mon Dec 3, 2007 9:56 am
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2. Board Game: Carcassonne [Average Rating:7.46 Overall Rank:86]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Carcassonne Girl. She's playing that game at the actual Carcassonne. She's beautiful, the game is nicely in the foreground with the city behind. Huge human appeal on this one.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:43 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:18 pm

3. Board Game: Last Night on Earth: The Zombie Game [Average Rating:7.30 Overall Rank:169]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

The Last Night on Earth: The Zombie Game Girl. She's a booth babe and is the woman they modelled the character Jenny after. If you look around, you'll find more pictures of her... this time, fighting zombies!

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:19 pm

Tommy Dean

(ozjesting)

Australia
Earlwood
New South Wales

The TRUE #1 imho!

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Francisco J. Piña A.

(Adeptus)

Chile
Calama
Antofagasta

Visit my blog: http://wargamerchileno.blogspot.com

Ditto here!!

Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:12 pm
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Eric Franklin

(Gamethyme)

United States
Everett
Washington

He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake ...

He knows if you've been bad or good.

She may have been a booth babe, but she had a better grasp of the game than many booth babes do - she made an effort to be more than just a pretty face.

IMHO, that scores bonus points.

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Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

That's really cool, kind of like Miss Canada down below. Smart girls are the best!

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4. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:8.09 Overall Rank:5]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Power Grid Girl. Fairly infamous. This is one picture of many taken throughout the casinos of Las Vegas. Her guy friend took her all over the place as she posed in front of places that matched up with games he had brought along. When I was in Vegas I mostly spent my time hanging out with showgirls which was definitely more expensive and less important than this awesome group of pictures.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:20 pm

Lou Seelbach

(Lou-Dawg)

United States
Huntington
West Virginia

The guy taking the pictures is her brother. I REALLY hope there's nothing else going on there.

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5. Board Game: Confrontation [Average Rating:6.99 Overall Rank:1317]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Confrontation Girl. She's a French model that you'll find working with Rackham later on too. She's the same model working their AT-43 display.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:21 pm

James Hemsley

(Iceberg1)

United States
Palatine
Illinois

And she's not wearing a top.

(painted on)

Posted Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:46 pm
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Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Wow, interesting facts I didn't know. I was thinking it was a little bold for her to wear armor like that... much less paint only. I wonder who invented paint as clothing. Seems like a strange concept to me.

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Paul Doherty

(pdoherty)

United States
McKinney
Texas

Iceberg1 wrote:

And she's not wearing a top.

(painted on)

If that's paint and not a top then what are the things sticking off the sides of her neck and that appear to be the top-half of the shirt?

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6. Board Game: Crusader Rex [Average Rating:7.25 Overall Rank:435]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Crusader Rex Girl. This is Konwacht's wife. There are many pictures of her playing different games... so many, in fact, when I first created this list, I almost listed her three times! She plays all sorts of games -- nothing appears too heavy for her!

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:22 pm

If Actions Speak Louder Than Words, Then Actions x2 Speak Louder Than Actions

(joebelanger)

United States
Hutto
Texas

Chit Chat Hamstring!!!

And rarely does Konwacht take a picture of a game that doesn't include ~~the game~~ her.

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Vincent

(Mooninite)

United States
San Jose
CA

Why would he? Seriously, it is not a fair world that allows a guy to have a wife that hot that also plays games with him.

Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:14 pm
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Ed Sherman

(edosan)

United States
Colorado Springs
Colorado

joebelanger wrote:

And rarely does Konwacht take a picture of a game that doesn't include ~~the game~~ her.

If she wasn't in that picture. he might have only gotten 5-10 thumbs for it.

Posted Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:42 pm
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Les Haskell

(ZombyDawg)

United States

Tennessee

Quote:

She plays all sorts of games

Now that's true beauty.

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7. Board Game: Railroad Tycoon [Average Rating:7.69 Overall Rank:45]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Railroad Tycoon Girl.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:22 pm

James Moss

(ChukLife)

United States
Chesapeake
Virginia

That's the most startingly effective shoulder I've ever seen. surprise

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8. Board Game: Circus Maximus [Average Rating:6.65 Overall Rank:863]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Circus Maximus Girl.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:23 pm

9. Board Game: The Settlers of Catan [Average Rating:7.51 Overall Rank:78]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Settlers of Catan Girls. They've apparently such big fans that they made cupcakes to represent the pieces. Now tell me... how many of you guys have thought to do that? I don't eat cupcakes really... but that's not the point is it?

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Edited Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:56 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:23 pm

10. Board Game: Ticket to Ride: Europe [Average Rating:7.55 Overall Rank:62]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Ticket to Ride: Europe Girls. The happy player is der_chad's sister-in-law who is dominating the game. I would challenge you to find a happier player in any picture at the Geek.

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Edited Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:57 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:25 pm

11. Board Game: Wits & Wagers [Average Rating:7.09 Overall Rank:253]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Wits and Wagers Girls. Honorary inclusion of the little girl too. Look at that anticipation!

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:25 pm

12. Board Game: Heroscape Master Set: Rise of the Valkyrie [Average Rating:7.38 Overall Rank:146]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Heroscape: Rise of the Valkyrie Girl. She is hotrodqt's sister, although she looks a lot like a very cute version of Rogue. She's having so much fun in this picture, what's not to love?

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:44 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:26 pm

13. Board Game: Nin-Gonost [Average Rating:6.45 Unranked]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Nin-Gonost Girl. This is Geosphere's wife. He, being the designer, wrote her into the game on her bequest. She helped design the character. I think that's just fanastic that they could have that for themselves.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:27 pm

Chris Bailey

(ixnay66)

United States
Broomfield
Colorado

Exactly how old IS that picture?

Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:12 pm
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Paul DeStefano

(Geosphere)

United States
Long Island
New York

Well, its before my son was born, so at least 8 years now.

Judging by the hair, that's late '80s.

Beyond that, I really can't narrow it down much. I have no idea.

Some time from 1986-1999?

Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:26 pm
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Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

It's pretty rare to find someone who can make 80's hair work but she certainly did!

Does you two still play Nin-Gonost much since that era has passed? Looks like it was well produced to me

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Paul DeStefano

(Geosphere)

United States
Long Island
New York

We don't play NG much anymore. My kids still paint the minis every week, mainly since I have hundreds. Every now and then, it hits the table.

I use the terrain pretty often, as I probably have the largest collection in the world. It becomes bunkers and buildings in Halo Actionclix, where the maplines aren't always clear.

The problem with NG is that I'm so aware of character balance and intricacies in the rules, I tend to be an overpowering opponent and that's not fair.

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14. Board Game: Through the Desert [Average Rating:7.16 Overall Rank:191]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Through the Desert Girls.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:27 pm

Mark Brown

(airship51)

United States
North Liberty
Iowa

Those camels look so much like pastel mint candies, I almost want to call this game Through the Dessert.

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15. Board Game: Villa Paletti [Average Rating:6.54 Overall Rank:786]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Villa Paletti Girl.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:28 pm

James Moss

(ChukLife)

United States
Chesapeake
Virginia

There's a joke involving the word "erection" here, but I can't put my hand on it.

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Eric Buhr

(Vorocano)

Canada
Gladstone
Manitoba

Well done, James. I came this close to spitting water all over my work computer ... uhh, not that I was on BGG when I should have been working ... uhh, I gotta go now bye.

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Thomas P. Felder

(Sternenfahrer-MUC)

Germany
Munich
Bavaria

You can't put your hand on what?

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16. Board Game: Flames of War [Average Rating:7.16 Overall Rank:777]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Flames of War Girl. The thing I love about this picture is it would also be awesome for craps. She's got the look of "Let it ride..." and that big smile tells you she's having a great time.

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Edited Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:55 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:28 pm

17. Board Game: Modern Art [Average Rating:7.37 Overall Rank:112]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Modern Art Girl. Okay, so now we have answered the age-old mystery, you can smile too big! But truthfully, I love seeing someone having such fun at the table.

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Edited Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:07 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:29 pm

18. Board Game: Crokinole [Average Rating:7.81 Overall Rank:31]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Crokinole Girl. This is Zontziry with her newly won and very cool Crokinole board from BGG.CON 2007.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:30 pm

19. Board Game: Zombies!!! [Average Rating:5.61 Overall Rank:6320]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Zombies!!! Girl. This is Erin, a friend of sightreader's. This picture is great because you can tell she's struggling with how to get through a tough situation. And she's having a great time during it! If you scroll down on the image, you'll find a bunch more of her giving smiles to the entire gaming group. How could you not love someone who spreads so many smiles?

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Edited Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:01 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:31 pm

20. Board Game: Descent: Journeys in the Dark [Average Rating:7.54 Overall Rank:77]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Descent: Journeys in the Dark Girl. It makes me smile because I think: It's like the kids just got back after prom and they're playing boardgames because that's what the cool kids do.

In reality, it is actually a post-wedding reception party which is just as cool. And I am guessing that the bridesmaid is winning!

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Edited Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:03 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:31 pm

21. Board Game: Hannibal: Rome vs. Carthage [Average Rating:7.92 Overall Rank:27]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Hannibal: Rome vs. Carthage Girl. And... Miss Canada. Rumor has it that Valley Games wouldn't have had an copies of Container at Essen 2007 has she not driven the truck there herself. Now tell me that isn't awesome! Plus she's playing Hannibal. If you click into her image, there are many more further down if you scroll.

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Edited Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:45 pm
Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:32 pm

Kdad the Muck Dweller

(kdiddy13)

United States
Kirkland
Washington

That's cool. Our Miss Teen USA only goes on to get drunk with celebs.

Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:20 pm
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Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Or become porn stars. After Sarah Peachez (I don't know her real name anymore) won the Miss Teen USA, she started one of those non-nude sites and apparently liked it so much, she went on to be a full-fledged amateur porn star:

That is why most pageants have standards by which you can lose your crown.

Edited Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:21 pm
Posted Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:15 pm
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22. Board Game: Runebound (First Edition) [Average Rating:6.27 Overall Rank:1540]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Runebound (First Edition) Girl. This is Evelina. She's a BGG regular from Sweden. Her boyfriend is here too. He got her hooked on light but fun games and she's since because a total addict. She's the first gothy chick in the top 30 and definitely has the best mascara. You can find more pictures of her if you click through her profile.

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Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:32 pm

23. Board Game: Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Catastrophic Card Game [Average Rating:4.76 Unranked]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events - The Catastrophic Card Game Girl. Wow, now that's a mouthful. Sadly, she has no eyes of her own, an unfortuante accident because she saw a copy of Monopoly while she was still young.

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24. Board Game: Mancala [Average Rating:5.86 Overall Rank:2556]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Manacala Girl. She's a Mediterranean beauty learning to play the game for the first time in 2006.

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Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 1:33 pm

25. Board Game: Mr. Jack [Average Rating:7.23 Overall Rank:168]

Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Mr. Jack Girl. Gabriela is one of Asmodee's customer service people (booth babe?) and is teaching Mr. Jack to an interested gamer. Sounds like a fun job, don't you think?

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Posted Wed Nov 28, 2007 4:40 pm

Eric Franklin

(Gamethyme)

United States
Everett
Washington

He sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake ...

He knows if you've been bad or good.

That's Gabriela, Asmodee's customer service person. She's the one running this demo, not the one learning the game.

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S. P. Harris

(fofluff)

United States

"- I'm not including obvious children (under 16)."

How do you know that?? Isn't this a hint that you are crossing a line with this list? And do children who are 16 & on this list deserve to be targeted like this? I've seen a lot of nasty stuff on BGG, however, this is way off what I think should be posted on a board game site. People post family pictures to enhance this place - what is this "searching & posting" of people's physical appearance? Is this an abuse of our posting non-professional photos here? Of course I have seen all the Busem Memo lists, however, that is not a personal photo. I'm sure I'll get flamed for this, however, this list instantly just spoke "wrong" to me. Creepy & wrong.

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Justin Fitzgerald

(KakarisMaelstrom)

United States
Black Earth
Wisconsin

Dominic, I fully appreciate your comments and agree entirely. But, I must also ask: If someone puts their hand in the fire and gets burnt, that's what we call a learning experience. If someone does it again, doesn't that show error of judgment?

Q: Why then, if a person knows they are going to be offended by something, would they choose to be offended?

Spoiler (mouseover to reveal):

A: Part of them enjoys being offended and arguing.

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