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The dozens / Yo Momma
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So I see a hugely thumbed up geeklist titled "Your mommy..." and I naturally assumed it was a collection of game-related "Yo momma" jokes. ("Yo momma so fat ..."). But it's just a heartwarming little story. Hence this geeklist! Add your own
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 20:14:23
Edited On: 2008-01-27 20:14:50
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"Your momma's so ugly, when she plays Settlers, nobody can get wood." |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 20:12:09
Edited on: 2008-01-27 20:15:49
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Yo' Momma's stories are so boring and long that we can play TWO games of Twilight Imperium 3rd Edition while she's tellin' 'em. |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 20:28:05
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Yo Momma so fat, Hannibal mistook her for an elephant and rode her fat ass over the alps! |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 21:08:58
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Yo mamas such a drunk, she thought Agricola was something you poured rum in. |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 21:09:54
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Yo mama so fat, her nickname at taco bell is "el grande" |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 21:10:58
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Yo mamas so ugly, some cultists saw her walkin up outta the ocean at the beach, and they dropped down to their knees, sayin "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!" |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 21:15:42
Edited on: 2008-01-27 21:16:26
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DAK2 [Average Rating:8.28 Overall Rank:494]
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Yo mama is so old, and she is such a ho, that they have a chit for her in DAK...
(for those who haven't played DAK the chit to the left represents the 10th armada mobile bordello) |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 21:23:54
Edited on: 2008-01-27 21:25:06
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Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her. |
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Posted On: 2008-01-27 20:28:29
