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The dozens / Yo Momma
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So I see a hugely thumbed up geeklist titled "Your mommy..." and I naturally assumed it was a collection of game-related "Yo momma" jokes. ("Yo momma so fat ..."). But it's just a heartwarming little story. Hence this geeklist! Add your own
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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:14 am
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"Your momma's so ugly, when she plays Settlers, nobody can get wood."
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Yo' Momma's stories are so boring and long that we can play TWO games of Twilight Imperium 3rd Edition while she's tellin' 'em.
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Yo Momma so fat, Hannibal mistook her for an elephant and rode her fat ass over the alps!
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Board Game: Agricola
[Average Rating:8.37 Overall Rank:1]
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Yo mamas such a drunk, she thought Agricola was something you poured rum in.
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Board Game: El Grande
[Average Rating:8.02 Overall Rank:9]
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Yo mama so fat, her nickname at taco bell is "el grande"
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Yo mamas so ugly, some cultists saw her walkin up outta the ocean at the beach, and they dropped down to their knees, sayin "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
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Board Game: DAK2
[Average Rating:8.31 Overall Rank:505]
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Yo mama is so old, and she is such a ho, that they have a chit for her in DAK...
(for those who haven't played DAK the chit to the left represents the 10th armada mobile bordello)
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Board Game: Zooloretto
[Average Rating:7.08 Overall Rank:188]
[Average Rating:7.08 Overall Rank:188]
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Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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Board Game: Taluva
[Average Rating:7.19 Overall Rank:174]
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Yo mamma so ugly the Taluva box cover looked at her and said, "Damn, bitch, you UGLY!"
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Yo momma so fat she can only fit her trains on the double routes.
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Board Game: Acquire
[Average Rating:7.51 Overall Rank:59]
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Your mama's buildings are so ghetto she uses Jiffy Pop for smoke detectors.
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Yo mamma's so ugly, Luther told her "Here I stand, because there's no way I'm getting close to you!"
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Board Game: Zombies!!!
[Average Rating:5.73 Overall Rank:3558]
[Average Rating:5.73 Overall Rank:3558]
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Your mama so stupid, zombies don't even bother looking in her head.
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Yo' Momma's so fat when she cuts herself she bleeds mayonnaise!
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Yo' Momma's so ugly, the plastic surgeon sued her!
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Yo mama so dumb she bought Candy Land and ate it.
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Yo mama so fat, it's her shadow over camelot.
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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:12 am
