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So I see a hugely thumbed up geeklist titled "Your mommy..." and I naturally assumed it was a collection of game-related "Yo momma" jokes. ("Yo momma so fat ...").

But it's just a heartwarming little story.

Hence this geeklist! Add your own
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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:14 am
1. Board Game: The Settlers of Catan [Average Rating:7.63 Overall Rank:44]
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 "Your momma's so ugly, when she plays Settlers, nobody can get wood."
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I love it!!
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I just thumbed this list based on this entry alone. I have not read any farther.
2. Board Game: Twilight Imperium 3rd Edition [Average Rating:7.83 Overall Rank:31]
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 Yo' Momma's stories are so boring and long that we can play TWO games of Twilight Imperium 3rd Edition while she's tellin' 'em.
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Yo' momma's stories are so boring, I'd rather play Twilight Imperium than listen to 'em.
3. Board Game: Hannibal: Rome vs. Carthage [Average Rating:7.98 Overall Rank:21]
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 Yo Momma so fat, Hannibal mistook her for an elephant and rode her fat ass over the alps!
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4. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.32 Overall Rank:1]
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 Yo mamas such a drunk, she thought Agricola was something you poured rum in.
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5. Board Game: El Grande [Average Rating:7.99 Overall Rank:10]
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 Yo mama so fat, her nickname at taco bell is "el grande"
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Yo mama so ugly when she play El Grande they replace the king with a snifty snake
6. Board Game: Arkham Horror [Average Rating:7.61 Overall Rank:52]
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 Yo mamas so ugly, some cultists saw her walkin up outta the ocean at the beach, and they dropped down to their knees, sayin "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"
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Now you've done it...
7. Board Game: DAK2 [Average Rating:8.35 Overall Rank:502]
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 Yo mama is so old, and she is such a ho, that they have a chit for her in DAK...


(for those who haven't played DAK the chit to the left represents the 10th armada mobile bordello)
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8. Board Game: Zooloretto [Average Rating:7.06 Overall Rank:199]
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 Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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9. Board Game: Taluva [Average Rating:7.17 Overall Rank:184]
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 Yo mamma so ugly the Taluva box cover looked at her and said, "Damn, bitch, you UGLY!"
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10. Board Game: Ticket to Ride [Average Rating:7.53 Overall Rank:55]
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 Yo momma so fat she can only fit her trains on the double routes.
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nice one.
11. Board Game: Acquire [Average Rating:7.50 Overall Rank:60]
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 Your mama's buildings are so ghetto she uses Jiffy Pop for smoke detectors.
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12. Board Game: Here I Stand [Average Rating:7.97 Overall Rank:56]
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 Yo mamma's so ugly, Luther told her "Here I stand, because there's no way I'm getting close to you!"
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13. Board Game: Zombies!!! [Average Rating:5.71 Overall Rank:3819]
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 Your mama so stupid, zombies don't even bother looking in her head.
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14. Board Game: Fast Food Franchise [Average Rating:6.47 Overall Rank:1434]
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 Yo' Momma's so fat when she cuts herself she bleeds mayonnaise!
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15. Board Game: Operation [Average Rating:3.90 Overall Rank:5671]
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 Yo' Momma's so ugly, the plastic surgeon sued her!
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16. Board Game: Candy Land [Average Rating:3.17 Overall Rank:5677]
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 Yo mama so dumb she bought Candy Land and ate it.
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17. Board Game: Shadows over Camelot [Average Rating:7.25 Overall Rank:134]
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 Yo mama so fat, it's her shadow over camelot.
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This is a great idea for a list. I have so many more that aren't even close to appropriate for BGG...
Bryan Johnson
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Darn! And here I was thinking this was gonna be a really cool GeekList about Yo-Yo Ma, the world's greatest cello player. Crap. I guess I should read more carefully next time.
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White people really need to stay away from cracking "Yo Mama" jokes, especially White Board Game Geeks.:shake:
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"Yo momma's so fat, that she's at a greater risk of developing heart disease or diabetes than a woman of similar social and economic status but of average weight!"
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