The dozens / Yo Momma

Brian Bankler

(Bankler)

United States
San Antonio
Texas

Modified Limited Rampage!

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So I see a hugely thumbed up geeklist titled "Your mommy..." and I naturally assumed it was a collection of game-related "Yo momma" jokes. ("Yo momma so fat ...").

But it's just a heartwarming little story.

Hence this geeklist! Add your own

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:14 am

1. Board Game: The Settlers of Catan [Average Rating:7.51 Overall Rank:79]

Brian Bankler

(Bankler)

United States
San Antonio
Texas

Modified Limited Rampage!

"Your momma's so ugly, when she plays Settlers, nobody can get wood."

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Edited Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:15 am
Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:12 am

Jason Sample

(queequeg)

United States
Unspecified
New York

I love it!!

Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:28 am
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Keith Schramek

(quatsch)

United States
Gridley
Illinois

I just thumbed this list based on this entry alone. I have not read any farther.

Posted Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:04 pm
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2. Board Game: Twilight Imperium (third edition) [Average Rating:7.82 Overall Rank:26]

Jason Sample

(queequeg)

United States
Unspecified
New York

Yo' Momma's stories are so boring and long that we can play TWO games of Twilight Imperium 3rd Edition while she's tellin' 'em.

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:28 am

3. Board Game: Hannibal: Rome vs. Carthage [Average Rating:7.92 Overall Rank:27]

Tom Hancock

(hancock.tom)

United States
Charleston
West Virginia

Yo Momma so fat, Hannibal mistook her for an elephant and rode her fat ass over the alps!

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:08 am

4. Board Game: Agricola [Average Rating:8.25 Overall Rank:2]

Tom Hancock

(hancock.tom)

United States
Charleston
West Virginia

Yo mamas such a drunk, she thought Agricola was something you poured rum in.

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:09 am

5. Board Game: El Grande [Average Rating:7.89 Overall Rank:14]

Tom Hancock

(hancock.tom)

United States
Charleston
West Virginia

Yo mama so fat, her nickname at taco bell is "el grande"

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:10 am

Lee Kennedy

(thelivekennedy)

Canada
Waterloo
Ontario

Yo mama so ugly when she play El Grande they replace the king with a snifty snake

Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:43 am
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6. Board Game: Arkham Horror [Average Rating:7.57 Overall Rank:69]

Tom Hancock

(hancock.tom)

United States
Charleston
West Virginia

Yo mamas so ugly, some cultists saw her walkin up outta the ocean at the beach, and they dropped down to their knees, sayin "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu Rl'yeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!"

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Edited Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:16 am
Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:15 am

Kristian Madsen

(kgm3219)

Sweden
Uppsala

Now you've done it...

Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 10:52 am
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7. Board Game: DAK2 [Average Rating:8.28 Overall Rank:805]

Tom Hancock

(hancock.tom)

United States
Charleston
West Virginia

Yo mama is so old, and she is such a ho, that they have a chit for her in DAK...

(for those who haven't played DAK the chit to the left represents the 10th armada mobile bordello)

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Edited Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:25 am
Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:23 am

8. Board Game: Zooloretto [Average Rating:6.96 Overall Rank:291]

Tom Hancock

(hancock.tom)

United States
Charleston
West Virginia

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:30 am

9. Board Game: Taluva [Average Rating:7.14 Overall Rank:242]

Dave Lartigue

(Legomancer)

United States
Springfield
Massachusetts

Yo mamma so ugly the Taluva box cover looked at her and said, "Damn, bitch, you UGLY!"

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:46 am

10. Board Game: Ticket to Ride [Average Rating:7.48 Overall Rank:74]

Marcin S

(MsbS)

Poland
Warszawa
EU

M s b S

Yo momma so fat she can only fit her trains on the double routes.

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:16 pm

Brett Myers

(disclamer)

United States
Madison
WI

nice one.

Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:32 pm
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11. Board Game: Acquire [Average Rating:7.43 Overall Rank:99]

All the young people out there can feel the energy

(Gelatinous Goo)

United States
Orange County
California

Nothing to see here. Move along.

Your mama's buildings are so ghetto she uses Jiffy Pop for smoke detectors.

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:46 pm

12. Board Game: Here I Stand [Average Rating:8.10 Overall Rank:34]

Andy Foulke

(engdy)

United States
Florissant
Missouri

Welcome to Friedey's!

You want fries with that?

Yo mamma's so ugly, Luther told her "Here I stand, because there's no way I'm getting close to you!"

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:19 pm

13. Board Game: Zombies!!! [Average Rating:5.61 Overall Rank:6322]

Carol Carpenter

(starspangledgirl)

United States
Arlington
Massachusetts

Your mama so stupid, zombies don't even bother looking in her head.

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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:08 pm

14. Board Game: Fast Food Franchise [Average Rating:6.40 Overall Rank:1973]

Steve Downin

(sdownin)

United States
Stockbridge
Georgia

Yo' Momma's so fat when she cuts herself she bleeds mayonnaise!

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Edited Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:27 pm
Posted Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:24 pm

15. Board Game: Operation [Average Rating:3.98 Overall Rank:7739]

Steve Downin

(sdownin)

United States
Stockbridge
Georgia

Yo' Momma's so ugly, the plastic surgeon sued her!

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Posted Tue Jan 29, 2008 8:26 pm

16. Board Game: Candy Land [Average Rating:3.20 Overall Rank:7745]

Bradley Hendricks

(bjhendricks)

United States
Las Vegas
Nevada

Yo mama so dumb she bought Candy Land and ate it.

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Posted Tue Jan 29, 2008 11:11 pm

17. Board Game: Shadows over Camelot [Average Rating:7.14 Overall Rank:208]

Sean Norville

(snorville)

United States
La Jolla
California

Yo mama so fat, it's her shadow over camelot.

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Posted Wed Jan 30, 2008 1:42 am

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Tom Hancock

(hancock.tom)

United States
Charleston
West Virginia

This is a great idea for a list. I have so many more that aren't even close to appropriate for BGG...

Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:25 am
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Bryan Johnson

(SwedeLad)

United States
North Andover
Massachusetts

Darn! And here I was thinking this was gonna be a really cool GeekList about Yo-Yo Ma, the world's greatest cello player. Crap. I guess I should read more carefully next time.
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Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 9:51 am
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Richard Campbell

(RichardC)

United States
Augusta
Georgia

White people really need to stay away from cracking "Yo Mama" jokes, especially White Board Game Geeks. shake

Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:50 pm
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Alex Rockwell

(Alexfrog)

United States
Bothell
Washington

"Yo momma's so fat, that she's at a greater risk of developing heart disease or diabetes than a woman of similar social and economic status but of average weight!"

Posted Mon Jan 28, 2008 6:06 pm
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