Pedantic grammar comment

Shameless shill posting that only a lucky few would have been in a position to play my awesome new game Triumvirate

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Redundant posting that this geeklist has already been posted by someone else.

Statement that I missed fivecats' post, apology for same.

Encouragement to purchase game from owner who rates it a 10

Shameless shill posting from the game's designer that everyone who plays thinks Triumvirate is the best game ever

I'm a girl!

I'm not a girl. Even if in the rest of my planet my name is for a sex opposite to mine, in my country my name is used only for people belonging to my sex.

Further post remarking that the meaning of my name in Greek/Latin/other language from a unrelated country/era actually means man/woman.

So it fits that it is a male/female name in my country and it's the rest of the planet being wrong using it as a female/male name.

Comment rubbing in how awesome the game is.

Abbreviated report that I rolled on the floor laughing.

Shameless shill posting that my awesome new game Triumvirate sold out all copies of the first release before you had a chance to buy.

Polite correction to an earlier mistaken claim about this game, from someone who owns it.

Followed (or preceded) by an apology for not being aware of this GeekList until a year and a half after it was begun. Optionally, with a preemptive disclaimer of having dutifully read the many other responses before responding oneself.

Found at thrift store.

$1.

Shameless shill posting stating how the second edition of Triumvirate will be made available soon - but you have to sign up on the publishers website to even have a limited chance of getting a copy.

Totally unrelated post just to try to shove shill poster upwards to the unseen comments after reading the umpteenth lame shill post from the same poster.

Further upshifting comment pointing out that the game the shill poster is talking about is probably lame anyway (without bothering to click on the link in the shill post and reading something about it)

Sold at thrift store.

$1.

Complaint: why were you invited to that gathering and I wasn't?

Welcome to BBG!

Dismissive comment, citing earlier games on the same theme that were not properly appreciated.

Comment from moderator, copied to all posters' PM accounts, to say that calling another user a 'shill' is offensive.

Comment from moderator realising that he has used the word 'shill' himself, causing a feedback loop.

Comment featuring Youtube link to the Knights that say Ni saying 'it'.

Comment saying that it's better over at the road warrior free-for-all that is F:AT.

Comment from original shill asking what F:AT is.

Comment from moderator calling the shill a troll.

What why confine the shameless shill posting for Triumvirate to just one area

Comment asking, "Why can't we all just get along?"

Pointless post, pointing out that if you're American, the period goes inside the quote mark.

Comment about how we can expect such a close-minded or knee-jerk response from someone from whatever conservative-bible-thumping or liberal-hippie town or city where the poster resides.

Comment reported to moderators because breaks fourth wall of this particular geeklist.

Fixed it for you...

Defensive post from the attacked user.

Different quotation removed from proper context in order to prove a point.

Marcel Marceau quote

Complaint about how this comment wrapped onto the second page of comments.

Comment stating I laughed so hard that I spat beverage over my keyboard/screen

Statement that said post is ad hominem make coment about debating issue

Witty quip that doesn't quite work in an attempt to be cool.

Slight sense of shame.

Werewolf tie-in
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Innocuous comment by a female gamer, causing dozens of single male gamer nerds to spontaneously expunge their underwear.

Support for GROGnads including lame, failed attempt to copy GROGnads unique style.

Genuine reply from GROGnads that is so mental, all discussion ends.

Ad-hominem attack from enthusiast of totally different style of game.

Post directing above poster to Crocodile Pool Party.

No such thing. His Talisman review was done by a ghost writer

SPACE GHOST "Yeah! I did it".

Poster asking if this was meant in irony

Comment by user that finally realises that Randy Cox is quite humorus. Insert not so witty sexual reference.

Complaint about mods allowing the image into the database.

Cats are too smart to appear in a picture to show they suck at poker. Dogs aren't.

Cat is NOT in the box. The box is NEXT to the cat. If the cat were IN that box, that would count.

Anyone have a picture of a cat IN a flaming box? That would cover everything.

Choo-Choo Bear Rocks! Discuss how to make a game or a game box out of Choo-Choo Bear. Murrrrr.....

Complaint about rampant sexism on BGG

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Complaint about how old that joke is getting

Corrected link to even better [url=hidden link to Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up"] http://www.wikipedia.com[/url] reference, with smug suggestion to verify it's better.

Some clever mathematician tries to calculate the net effect of multiplying a Double Entendre by a Single Entendre only to realise that the net gain is zero.

Same user responds 10 minutes later to proclaim their genius as they worked out that if you took that multiplied Entendre through a wormhole you would shatter the space time continuum by creating a Quadruple Entendre.