Games involving elf death
Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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I don’t know when it started. Did the name come first, or the burning in my breast? Its hard to tell, maybe an assumption was made, maybe I was labeled as a deviant and the label stuck, eating away at my hope and childhood innocence, hollowing out my soul only to fill it until the label became my identity, providing me with stability and peace of mind…
Maybe, instead, it was in reaction to some event, perhaps a bad cookie, or a shoddily crafted toy received from Santa, or a bad dental experience, some event that turned me against the fancy-pantsed, the preternaturally beautiful and graceful, the vertically challenged, in short… elves, in all their forms. Whatever the cause, I have come to accept it, to embrace the yearning for their suffering, their destruction, their death and dismemberment. I have come to accept that I am Elfbane, bane of elves!
In the spirit of my new-found comfort with my identity, with the fervor of any new convert, I seek to bring others to my enlightened state. I invite you all then, to learn what it is to be scourge to the fair folk, slayer of cookie makers, torturer of toy builders. Herein lies the path. You must stoke the fires of distaste into an inferno of demagoguery by exercising every opportunity to engage in imagined acts of violence towards elves. To help you on this path, I present a list of games involving elf death, or potential violence against elves. Enjoy!
If you come to see the light, and can help others along this path, please add appropriate games to the list!
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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This might be the best place to start, given that the game begins with elf death. From the game's BGG page: "The betrothed of an elven prince was brutally slain on the day of their wedding." Ahhh. Gets you in the right frame of mind straight off.
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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Who cares about winning?! I suggest you always play the Shadow Armies, ignore other objectives, and relentlessly attack the elves until not one unit is left on the board.
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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Swift blazing flag of the regiment,
Eagle with crest of red and gold,
These men were born to drill and die.
Point for them the virtue of slaughter,
Make plain to them the excellence of killing
And a field where a thousand corpses lie.
from, Stephen Crane's "Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind"
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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Remember, always play against the elves!
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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You control reindeer who must fight against evil elves. 'nuff said.
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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Destroy whole elven armies!
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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War in the north pole means sure death for at least some elves!
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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More elf death on the scale of armies!
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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Some of the miniatures are elves. Just make sure your opponent has elves in their warband.
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Professor of Pain
United States
St. Cloud
Minnesota
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This is a bit more advanced for developing your elf-hate, as the components are relatively abstract. However, if you have the right mindset you can imagine the screams of falling elvish warriors and the scent of elven blood on the battlefield...
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So, you're not supposed to kill the elf... But he just went for the treasure while letting you face all the skeletons.
Can you resist? Will his wiggling elven ears of mischief tempt you to destroy five years of friendship and confine 'Quest to the attic?
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Kristian Madsen
Sweden
Uppsala
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You'd love this. Stomp! the pesky Elves infesting the garden.
/kgm
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Christian Ulrich
Germany
Nürnberg
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From the pictures in the header it seems that those you hate are fairys. So why don't you let take them care about thems"elves", and then finish the last, fat and bloaten ones up.
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Robert Carroll
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
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Make sure your opponent adds enough elves in his/her army to make it worth your while . . . wait, taking out elves is ALWAYS worth your while!
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Robert Carroll
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
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Nothing like the smell of burning Lava Elves in the morning . . .
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Robert Carroll
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
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The King is dead, long live the King!
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Robert Carroll
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
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A whole army to defeat . . .
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Robert Carroll
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
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Choose from Night and Blood . . .
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Robert Carroll
United States
Lawrence
Kansas
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Santa's Elves take on each other as they vie for control in the overthrow of the Man in Red.
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Three elven races to kill!!!
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Michael B.
Canada
Stratford
Ontario
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Be the elf!
Refuse treasure!
Refuse help!
And you can experience elf death over and over again!
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Don Weed
United States
Broomfield
Colorado
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The title says it all (the Eldar are elves in W40K).
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Play Games - Interact - Have Fun!
United States
California
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Elves die at sea as well.
Man O War features two versions of the Elf race. First there is the High Elfs who use sleek catamarans to glide effortlessly across the seas, graceful and beautiful to behold.
Then there is their evil kindred, the Dark Elves, practioners of powerful dark magic who use mighty magic spells to both bind ferocious creatures to carry or pull them on the water, as well as to float and move huge mountains of stone upon which they build castles and carve complex caverns deep inside to carry both Elf and beast.
High Elf ships:
Dark Elf ships:
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Ray Jankowski
United States
Overland Park
Kansas
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Well, the first line in the rulebook says it all...'The Elven King is dead'!!
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