I don’t know when it started. Did the name come first, or the burning in my breast? Its hard to tell, maybe an assumption was made, maybe I was labeled as a deviant and the label stuck, eating away at my hope and childhood innocence, hollowing out my soul only to fill it until the label became my identity, providing me with stability and peace of mind…

Maybe, instead, it was in reaction to some event, perhaps a bad cookie, or a shoddily crafted toy received from Santa, or a bad dental experience, some event that turned me against the fancy-pantsed, the preternaturally beautiful and graceful, the vertically challenged, in short… elves, in all their forms. Whatever the cause, I have come to accept it, to embrace the yearning for their suffering, their destruction, their death and dismemberment. I have come to accept that I am Elfbane, bane of elves!

In the spirit of my new-found comfort with my identity, with the fervor of any new convert, I seek to bring others to my enlightened state. I invite you all then, to learn what it is to be scourge to the fair folk, slayer of cookie makers, torturer of toy builders. Herein lies the path. You must stoke the fires of distaste into an inferno of demagoguery by exercising every opportunity to engage in imagined acts of violence towards elves. To help you on this path, I present a list of games involving elf death, or potential violence against elves. Enjoy!

If you come to see the light, and can help others along this path, please add appropriate games to the list!