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There is a famous poem by William Carlos Williams, "This is Just to Say," written as though it were a note on a refrigerator:

I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold



This poem is often used as inspiration for variance, so why not via board games?
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Posted Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:16 am
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I have placed
the robber
upon a hex
which you need

and have taken
your last card
you had the only
certain ore

A new soldier
I now have
And soon
Your largest army
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2. Board Game: Imperial [Average Rating:7.81 Overall Rank:30]
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I now have
control of France
Taxation
only a turn away

You needed
the money
to keep
control

Forgive me
but Germany
was really
making me mad
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Eric Flood
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That red cube
I moved it
to Chicago
for 5 points

I know that
it had plans
for arrival
in New York

Take solace
that my
income will
reduce
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4. Board Game: Dune [Average Rating:7.67 Overall Rank:58]
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Aaron Tubb
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We had a
great time playing
your old copy of
Dune togetehr

and then
I spilled
all my coffee
on it

Forgive me
I simply
do not know
what I'm doing
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I understand your
ignorance of the value
this old game had
in my life;

you are new to this
boardgame "thing"
which is a source of
joy to me

but I cannot excuse
your lack of care for
someone else's stuff.
Sorry - no more games.


{this one is a little too close to reality for me}
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I think
you might take
the Mayor
next turn

and force
a premature
end
to the game

so I'm shipping
with the Captain
to earn
extra points

I wish
instead
I had taken
the Builder
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6. Board Game: Commands & Colors: Ancients [Average Rating:7.97 Overall Rank:16]
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I put your copy of
Commands & Colors
in a barrel
and set fire to it

I am sorry
but I was bored
and I had
nothing to do

and its
wooden bits
were just
so inviting
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I hope you are
comfortable, strapped
tight into that
steel chair;

I think this cellar's
quite cosy,
even though its
never been swept.

Excuse me
now, I have to
go and, sadly,
won't be back.
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I took your copy of
Lord of the Rings Risk
and crushed it
in a trash compactor

and then I melted
all the plastic
and burned the remains
in a kerosene fire

Forgive me
I just don't
feel like playing
it right now
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You Can Call Me Quixle.
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I have eaten
the heroes
that were lost
in time and space

with which
you were probably
hoping
to triumph

forgive me
they were delicious
so tender
and so juicy
You Can Call Me Quixle.
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Wow - my thumbs went from 400+ to 500+ with one post!
Thanks everybody!
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I made a fence
with the wood
that was near
your house

and which
you probably wanted
for an extension
to your small home

Forgive my
pretentious sheep
who refuse to live
with a boar
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Drew
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I have taken
the aristocrat
that was on
the bottom row

and which
you were probably
going
to buy

Forgive me
I didn't think
you wanted
so many
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You Can Call Me Quixle.
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I have killed
your leader
who was in
a broken state

and which
you were probably
hoping
to rally

forgive me
he was dangerous
2 command
and 8 morale
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LOL!! :D Outstanding - that made my day!
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Awesome, Justin!

Thanks for the laugh.
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I have outbid
you for the
Geothermal plant
in step three

which you
clearly need
to build out
to seventeen

Forgive me
I'm in the
same boat and
there's no coal.
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Rob
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After our
last game
which you
always win

Because you
have small fingers
and steady
dextrous hands

I forgot to
pick it up
and the dog
chewed it to pieces
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Sorry, to hear
about the recent
decease of your
beloved pet.

I understand the
operation did not
go well - despite
the expensive vet.

As Easter's here, I
sent you this egg
in lieu of a
sympathy note.
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I have surrounded
the oasis
with my
butter camels

and kept
you from
reaching it
unfortunately

the water
was cool
lovely and
worth five points
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I have taken
the bribe
of a different
player

and watered
her beans
instead
of yours

how unfortunate
to have used
your free
canal
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:p I have "ticked" OFF
your 'tact'
and don't
you know?

the midst
has been gotten
while this t'weren't
for show

the end
is nigh
and so
you've been "Toe'd"!
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Import Weykick! :)
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Oddly, I understand Grog-speak better when it is presented as a poem.
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Yeah, from now on Grog should always write in poems... ;)
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Please stop posting to lists ever.
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LankyEngineer wrote:
Oddly, I understand Grog-speak better when it is presented as a poem.

No, it just seems to make sense on the surface - but when you look deeper, however...
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someotherguy wrote:
Please stop posting to lists ever.
:p dud, we "get it"- you're a "stuck-up-the-butt-and-in-the-mud-hut" type, so don't go away "maddeningly", just "Get D-O-W-N"... and STAY there!
:laugh:
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i have placed
my trains
on the line
before yours

and which
you were probably
saving
for the big ticket

forgive me
my color is delicious
so sweet
and so cold
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I've chosen
not
to support your
attack

Recall
your forgetfulness
two seasons
ago

Revenge is most
delicious
when served
cold
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Very nice!
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Indeed, so recognizable.

Nice one!
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I have placed
my dragon
in the food action
on the board

which you
were probably
hoping you'd
get it for free

Forgive me
I already had enough
it was so delicious
so tasty, so warm.
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Tom Grant
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I dumped all the
counters from your
Advanced Squad
Leader set

Out of all
the neatly-
organized
Plano

I just
had to see
how big the
pile would be

Richard Brooks
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Oh. So. Tempting.
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Brad
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we both turned
over the settle
action card for
this phase

you are short
one card to
settle because you
thought I would explore

forgive me
but I am also
one card short because
you were supposed to explore
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Matt Vollick
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LOL so true.
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Vollick1979 wrote:
LOL so true.


Yep, this one nails it. Well done.
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This almost reads like "Engrish" :laugh:
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i know you
need more time
to move VPs
into your vault

and what i’m
doing next
will make you utter
“Yuck! Few!”

forgive me, i’m building
the catacombs
so over
and so done

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I have taken
the card
that was
in first place

and wich
you were probably
hoping
to buy

Forgive me
it was very good
to take one gold
for one wood
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24. Board Game: Go [Average Rating:7.81 Overall Rank:36]
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this is just to say
I have been waiting patiently
avoiding your glance

surrounding your stones
ready to kill
one of your eyes

walls will tumble
groups will dissolve
I...oh, shit...


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:laugh:

You made my day!
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Quote:
walls will tumble
groups will dissolve
I...oh, shit...


Hey, it seems impossible, but this exact spirit... do I know you from high school?
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I have stolen
the gold
that you gathered
slowly

and which
you were probably
saving
for building

Forgive me
but you were the merchant
so rich
and so tempting
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Dave Heberer
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I thumbsup this list
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Great list. Very creative and entertaining.
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I have thumbed
This list which you
have posted and

I know you were
Hoping for geek gold,
Not simple thumbs

Forgive me
This list is so
Ingenious and I am
so jealous
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Love it! I'm surprised more people haven't thumbed #26! Made my day!
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One my favorite poems is another by WCW:

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the white
chickens.
Joshua Adelson
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Williams' poetry is far too good to be sullied in this fashion. Of course I'm referring to Wendy O. Williams, not the guy you're blathering about. Carry on.
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