Hilarious Movie Clichés
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When you enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way. Like the villains in all the James Bond movies. Whenever Bond breaks into the complex: 'Ah, Mr. Bond, welcome, come in. Let me show you my entire evil plan and then put you in a death machine that doesn't work'.

This is a list of the most annoying and hilarious logic flaws and stereotypes found in movies. Comments, additions and suggestions welcome!
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1. Board Game: Wings of War: Burning Drachens [Average Rating:7.18 Overall Rank:695] [Average Rating:7.18 Unranked]
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If a flying vehicle runs out of fuel and crashes, it still explodes as if the tank were full.
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2. Board Game: Beer! [Average Rating:3.54 Unranked]
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Whenever someone enters a bar, and the bartender asks what'll you have?, the person replies a beer--not a specific brand, just a beer....and the bartender goes and gets it.
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3. Board Game: Alien Hotshots [Average Rating:4.56 Overall Rank:10845]
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All members of alien species wear the same outfits, including clothing, hairstyles, and jewelery. This makes them readily identifiable. Aliens who do not dress like aliens are hiding something.
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4. Board Game: Asteroids [Average Rating:5.19 Unranked]
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Asteroids travel through space making a noise like a powerful but subdued engine.
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5. Board Game: Pass the Bomb [Average Rating:5.94 Overall Rank:3280]
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All wires have different colors, so the hero can easily differentiate them when he has to cut the right one.
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6. Board Game: Payoff Machine [Average Rating:5.49 Unranked]
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Movie passengers either don't pay cabs at all, or have the exact change. Same is true in restaurants. Checks are always designed to be 15 percent under the bills the male costumer has in his hands first.
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7. Board Game: Parkking [Average Rating:4.67 Unranked]
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Movie characters driving in the city will get to park wherever they like when they get to their destination.
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8. Board Game: Car Wars (fifth edition) [Average Rating:6.16 Overall Rank:4417]
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A car will always explode when shot at, unless the hero is driving it.
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9. Board Game: Chess [Average Rating:7.09 Overall Rank:329] [Average Rating:7.09 Unranked]
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Chess players in movies are always all around brilliant and charming people.
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10. Board Game: Hacker: Deluxe Edition [Average Rating:6.43 Overall Rank:3189]
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Any PERMISSION DENIED has an OVERRIDE function.
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11. Board Game: Body Talk [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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Two people will often converse while one stares out the window, with their back to the other. When an emotional point is made, the first person will turn around.
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12. Board Game: Whistling Death [Average Rating:8.22 Overall Rank:1919]
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A dying person's last words will always be coherent and significant.
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13. Board Game: Elevator Eddie [Average Rating:5.86 Overall Rank:7983]
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Movie elevators are always ready at that floor. But if the hero/heroine is being chased, elevator won't come.
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14. Board Game: Flying Thunder [Average Rating:6.50 Unranked]
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Thunder and lightning always happen at the same time.
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15. Board Game: Terrible Swift Sword [Average Rating:7.22 Overall Rank:2028]
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At some point in a duel, the hero and villain will cross swords at face level, allowing them to grip each other's weapon while making nasty/sarcastic comments before they break the clinch and continue fighting.
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16. Board Game: The Telephone Game [Average Rating:2.50 Unranked]
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Nobody ever says goodbye on the phone.
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17. Board Game: One-Two Punch [Average Rating:6.00 Unranked]
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If a character uses martial arts rather than a weapon, his opponents will always face him one-to-one. Spare bad guys may dance around the fight taunting our hero, but none will engage until his predecessor has been disposed of. And if it's an oriental martial arts film, they will fight in perfect one-two rhythm and form, hit-block-hit-block.
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18. Board Game: American Chopper DVD BoardGame [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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When a helicopter's engine dies, the main rotor immediately stops and the helicopter drops straight to the ground. If a bad guy is flying, the helicopter disappears in a ball of flame, but good-guy pilots just get out, dust themselves off, and walk away.
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19. Board Game: Heroes Incorporated [Average Rating:6.03 Overall Rank:4600]
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A hero will show no pain even during the most terrific beating, yet he will wince if a women attempts to clean a facial wound.
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20. Board Game: The Haunting House [Average Rating:5.07 Overall Rank:11033]
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People never get out of the house when there is obvious danger there (ghosts, murderers).
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21. Board Game: Space Hulk [Average Rating:7.47 Overall Rank:270]
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It is reasonable to assume that the quality of the training of United States Marine Corps pilots is such that any Marine fly boy could hop into an alien spacecraft and immediately be able to fly it into deep space.
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22. Board Game: Medieval [Average Rating:6.09 Overall Rank:3929]
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Medieval peasants always have filthy faces, tangled hair, ragged clothing - and perfect, gleaming white teeth. (cf. Braveheart, any Robin Hood movie).
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23. Board Game: Columbo Detective Game [Average Rating:5.56 Unranked]
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Police Captains/lieutenants are always angry at their star detective and yell at him, threatening suspension if he doesn't drop the case.
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24. Board Game: BANG! [Average Rating:6.62 Overall Rank:724]
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No matter how badly shot, the main character is always able to get off that LAST kill shot on the enemy.
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25. Board Game: Cry Havoc [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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In every disaster movie, as the whole place is being torn apart and the citizens are running around in a fevered pitch, there is always a shot of one kid by them self crying cause they don't know what to do.
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