Post Some Funny and Win a $40 Game of Your Choice - Closed
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Name of the Contest: "Post Some Funny and Win a $40 Game of Your Choice" Contest
Instructions: Give this geeklist a thumbs up and post some funny to it. Posting awesome also qualifies.
Eligibility: any BGG member (worldwide) who thumbs this geeklist and posts funny/awesome.
Prize: The winner will receive one new (still in print) game from their wishlist (my choice) worth up to $40 USD.
Note: If there are no new (still in print) games on the winner's wish list that are worth $40 or less, I will send the winner a stampeding herd of dust kitties instead. gulp
Deadline: Around 8 am Central Time on February 1, 2010. At that time, I will also name the next Love-Spreader of the Week.

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151. Board Game: Puerto Rico [Average Rating:8.14 Overall Rank:5]
Kevin Rutledge
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So my wife is an ESL(English as a Second Language) elementary school teacher who used to teach predominantly Hispanic speaking children. There was one kid in her glass that was having a difficult time learning the language and was often to afraid to answer any of her questions.

One day, as she was going over the letter y and the words that begin with the ya, ya, sound she asked the kids what other words started with a y. She received some answers like yo-yo, but all of a sudden, the kid who was always afraid to answer all at once raises his hand, jumps out of his seat, and yells a yacket.

Well, it took a my wife a few seconds to figure out what he meant and it was all she could do from laughing on the spot. The poor child who heard the J sound as a ya for the word jacket with a Spanish accent. She gently corrected him, but offered kind words that he was at least identifying the correct sound.

To this day, this kids reaction is my favorite story of her's.
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153. Board Game: The Lord of the Rings Adventure Game [Average Rating:6.09 Overall Rank:7610]
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Josh Brinkman
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Just one more I promise this is the last one
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155. Board Game: Eagle Day [Average Rating:4.76 Unranked]
James Strickland
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Spanish Fort
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I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st...how can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe.
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What is this guy thinking?
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156. Board Game: Take Off! [Average Rating:5.24 Overall Rank:10073]
Matthew Evans
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After every flight, pilots fill out a form called a gripe sheet, which conveys to the mechanics problems encountered with the aircraft during the flight that need repair or correction.

The mechanics read and correct the problem, and then respond in writing on the lower half of the form what remedial action was taken, and the pilot reviews the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints and problems as submitted by pilots and the solution recorded by maintenance engineers.

Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humor.

P: = The problem logged by the pilot.
S: = The solution and action taken by the engineers.

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order.

P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
S: That's what they're there for.

P: IFF inoperative.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you're right.

P: Number 3 engine missing.
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search.

P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.

P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P: Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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157. Board Game: Urban Myth [Average Rating:3.45 Overall Rank:11109]
Scott Pizio
United States
Fall River
Massachusetts
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Another year, another support drive, another silly Over text
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158. Board Game: Spam The Dice Game [Average Rating:3.82 Unranked]
Yoki Erdtman
Sweden
Södertälje
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Handsome devil huh?
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This list needs some spam.

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159. Board Game: Cat & Fish [Average Rating:6.68 Overall Rank:5268]
Jin

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and my two of my favorite cat pics...



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160. Board Game: Power Grid [Average Rating:7.99 Overall Rank:11]
Rich S
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Phoenix
Arizona
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161. Board Game: Beware of the Cat! [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
Scott Pizio
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Fall River
Massachusetts
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In response to all the lol cats




'Nuff said.
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162. Board Game: GiftTRAP [Average Rating:6.51 Overall Rank:1218]
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Fall River
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163. Board Game: Unexploded Cow [Average Rating:6.07 Overall Rank:2542]
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164. Board Game: Chercles [Average Rating:6.70 Unranked]
Joshua Lobkowicz
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Oviedo
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This video never gets old for me



Secondly, I know this is dated but I always laugh at it:
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1397/saturday-night-live-snl-digit...
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165. Board Game: Revolution! [Average Rating:6.75 Overall Rank:754]
Kenny Jenkins
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Bern
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http://xkcd.com/675/
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166. Board Game: Titanic: The Board Game [Average Rating:4.02 Overall Rank:11116]
Barak Tutterrow
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I love this one laugh
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167. Board Game: Monkey Auto Races [Average Rating:6.27 Overall Rank:8083]
J.L. Robert
United States
Sherman Oaks
California
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Seared into my memory are the Quizno's Sponge Monkeys. Here, you can have this memory, too!

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168. Board Game: Lord of the Rings: Friends & Foes [Average Rating:7.30 Unranked] [Average Rating:7.30 Unranked]
J.L. Robert
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Sherman Oaks
California
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It runs a little long, but it's pretty damned good stuff!

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169. Board Game: Star Wars: Jedi Unleashed [Average Rating:4.53 Overall Rank:11067]
Thomas Schwarz
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170. Board Game: Star Wars Lightsaber Dueling [Average Rating:5.79 Overall Rank:7305]
J.L. Robert
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Sherman Oaks
California
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What do you get when you mix Star Wars and Ennio Morricone?

AWESOME!

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171. Board Game: Eat Poop You Cat [Average Rating:7.48 Overall Rank:456]
Pat D
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I'm not a big fan of cats, but a lot of people seem to enjoy them here...and this video is pretty funny.
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172. Board Game: The White Unicorn [Average Rating:5.38 Unranked]
Jens www.spielefreun.de
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Heinersreuth
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Overtext is really cool. The best 100 GG I've ever spent.
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I can't believe nobody has posted Charlie yet.

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173. Board Game: Who eats whom: The food chain boardgame [Average Rating:6.00 Unranked]
Thomas Schwarz
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Frankfurt
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174. Board Game: War on Terror [Average Rating:6.29 Overall Rank:2240]
Peter Van de Voorde
Belgium
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Have a Dikke Knuffel (A Big Hug for you non dutch speaking people :) )
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I have the t-shirt and I love it
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175. Board Game: Mall of Horror [Average Rating:6.71 Overall Rank:840]
Eric O. LEBIGOT
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Beijing
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Do you know how many blonde jokes there are out there?
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None: they are all true stories.
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