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Pictures of funny signs
Donald Dimitroff
United States
Beltsville
Maryland
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Right now I am feeling very: turbed, pirited, heveled, combobulated, and not tinguished, so don't you dare "dis" me!
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We all see funny signs that make us laugh.
This list is a collection of pictures of signs that I have taken.
One of these turns out to be a mini-puzzle.

Please feel free to add your own pictures!
However, only add pictures of signs that you have taken.
There are many such pictures on the internet, but I am only interested in pictures that Game Geeks have taken.

See my secondary list: More Pictures of Funny Signs (and other things)

This list has been referenced from: My GAMES Magazine Collection
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26. RPG Item: Beyond the Wall [Average Rating:6.99 Overall Rank:1979]
Peaceful Gamin'
Canada
Vancouver
BC
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You found our Geekbadge Overtext. Congratulations! :-)
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Gaming is fun. And this is a hypercube. The sun is shining
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What could this sign possibly indicate?

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27. Board Game: Treasure Island [Average Rating:6.14 Overall Rank:7667]
Me, sin? Pf! Nah! Chill
United States
Fountain Valley
California
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Should I stop doing the whole anagram thing?
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I figured it was worth it to go get a ladder to talk to the topless cashier, but she didn't respond to me at all. "But I have tickets to redeem!"
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28. Board Game: Fire in the East [Average Rating:7.45 Overall Rank:2068]
Hilko Drude
Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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What are you doing!? I don't even know you!
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This is probably the best I ever took - wanted to upload it immediately, but couldn't find it at first. Took it in a small (and otherwise wonderful) hotel on Lalashan, Taiwan.

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29. Board Game: Cabbage Patch Kids Bicycle Race Game [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
Adam vanLangenberg
Australia
Cheltenham
Victoria
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I don't know what to do!
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30. Board Game: The Really Nasty Horse Racing Game [Average Rating:6.37 Overall Rank:2392]
jumbit
China
Zhejiang
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31. Board Game: Drunken Coachman [Average Rating:5.00 Unranked]
jumbit
China
Zhejiang
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32. Board Game: Free Parking [Average Rating:5.14 Overall Rank:10519]
jumbit
China
Zhejiang
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33. Board Game: BANG! [Average Rating:6.63 Overall Rank:708]
jumbit
China
Zhejiang
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Alcohol and guns, together at last!
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34. Board Game: Oriente [Average Rating:5.85 Overall Rank:3932]
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Australia
bayswater
western australia
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this sign is (was) outside the car park of a local railway station.
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35. Board Game: P.U. The Guessing Game of Smells [Average Rating:4.29 Unranked]
jumbit
China
Zhejiang
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36. Board Game: Sloppy Seconds [Average Rating:5.01 Unranked]
jumbit
China
Zhejiang
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37. Board Game: Ha-Ha Hair-do! [Average Rating:6.50 Unranked]
Hilko Drude
Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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What are you doing!? I don't even know you!
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Very popular with single men.
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38. Board Game: Fresh Trax [Average Rating:4.75 Unranked]
Hilko Drude
Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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The stale entrance is on the other side.
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39. Board Game: It's All Chinese to Me! [Average Rating:6.64 Unranked]
jumbit
China
Zhejiang
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This one is subtle - very subtle. There are three Chinese characters on this street sign: 王隘路. Every street sign in China is required by law to have Pinyin romanization on it. Hence, the "English" below that reads WANG GA LU. However, this is not correct! In Mandarin, these characters are pronounced WANG AI LU. GA is not Mandarin, it is in the local language, Wu! China generally prohibits public signage of any kind in local languages to unite their diverse country with a common language.

This drove me crazy one day - I was nearby, trying to meet one of my friends. In China, if someone doesn't speak Chinese then you just send the address in a text message and then they show it to the taxi driver. I spent a frustrating twenty minutes trying to write this on my phone. I asked a passerby for help and he couldn't help me, according to him there was nothing wrong with GA and he didn't see the problem. This was before my smartphone so I couldn't use handwriting recognition, only pinyin input.

I suppose this isn't "funny" like the other entries on this list, but all my Chinese friends certainly had a good laugh at my expense when I explained the situation after my friend arrived.

The next few entries are the crown jewels of my collection.
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40. Board Game: Rice Wars [Average Rating:5.37 Overall Rank:9625]
Hilko Drude
Germany
Goettingen
Lower Saxony
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The old story - somebody insults rice, and before you know it, a war is started...
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41. Board Game: Screwball [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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China
Zhejiang
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42. Board Game: Questionable Integrity [Average Rating:0.00 Unranked]
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China
Zhejiang
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43. Board Game: Liar's Dice [Average Rating:6.95 Overall Rank:407]
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China
Zhejiang
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My favorite photo of all:

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44. Board Game: Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry [Average Rating:4.33 Unranked]
Richard Massey
Wales
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Apparently the Welsh is translated as "I am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated."

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45. Board Game: Monopoly [Average Rating:4.45 Overall Rank:10967]
Paul Boos
United States
Falls Church
Virginia
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From our metro here in DC. Glad to see GE recognizes the truth.

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46. Board Game: 11 nimmt! [Average Rating:6.30 Overall Rank:1951]
Bart de Vos
Netherlands
Groningen
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Turkish sign next to a water slide at a swimming pool.

Something for catholic churches? whistle
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47. Board Game: Austria Quiz [Average Rating:6.00 Unranked]
Christine Biancheria
United States
Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania
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This town in Austria is pronounced "fooking."

They have to take special measures to bolt down their city signs because they are so frequently stolen by tourists.

"Bitte, nicht so schnell" means "please, not so fast"
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48. Board Game: Animalia [Average Rating:6.23 Overall Rank:2545]
dagmar
Netherlands
Voorhout
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Goedemorgen! Guten Morgen! Bonjour! Good Morning! Buenes Dìas! God Morgon!
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This is a note on the door of a vet near my house. The note reads:

In case there's no one here: please do not push dead or wounded birds through the mailbox because of the cat running around free.

Please use other door

Kind request in case of absence to leave parcels on the other side of the road at the Shell-station. This does not hold for urine samples etc.


I really have to laugh about the first part of the message. I can't immagine someone trying to push dead birds through a mailbox. But if you give the hint, I bet there are teenagers who will remeber the sign the minute they find a dead bird.
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49. Board Game: Darkness Falls on Sevinpold [Average Rating:4.44 Overall Rank:10547]
¡dn ʇǝƃ ʇ,uɐɔ ı puɐ uǝllɐɟ ǝʌ,ı
Canada
Chestermere
Alberta
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There are 10 kinds of people who understand binary: Those who do, and those who don't.
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I wonder what would happen if I climbed this fence on this cliff?
Oh! I'd better not do that, I guess!

Taken at Waterton Park, on the Alberta side of the border.
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50. Board Game: Right Turn, Left Turn [Average Rating:5.45 Overall Rank:8987]
col_w
United Kingdom
Poole
Dorset
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This one's on a motorway near me.

No Right Turn
for next 10m
except at next junction
and at Rufus Stone



So, that would be 2 right turns in the next 10 miles then?
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