Okay. Now where is the "Biggest Whiner" card?

Quality!

The dice are screwing me card.

Nice work!

TWO Thumbs Up and a Wahoo! Geek Gold for this creation!

I know its a joke, and a great one at that... But what a damn good idea, for so many games.

How could this mechanism be added?

It could be setting a timer for each persons turn, but I suppose you would have a minimum. Like a minimun of 1 minute 30 seconds, and the first person to take longer than that gets it.

Any other ideas?

Joseph himself would probably win this card

(he's in my gaming group).

Wow, maybe this should be in every game! I know who would win it in our group most of the time.

Best card ever... I'll print one of these... No one, a few cards like these and give to some players here in my group... hahahahahhahhahahhahah

I should give this to my husband for just about every game we play.
I love him, but sometimes his turns take too damn long.

I know what you mean! For some players a turn becomes a full time job

Or a peaceful slice of a lifetime passtime... you know, like, because gaming is a LEISURE activity?

There's one person in my group that would win this and never let go. He's a master.

Eggtimers work wonders with players like these...