This might actually balance if you also add that he only gets 3 actions per turn due to his limp.
I think a better option is anytime he begins his move with in a city with another playing piece he only gets one action as the other three are spent belittling the other other player for not thinking outside the box.
And I would have thought you wouldn't be able to give him cards. House NEVER really takes the advice from others seriously and can't get along with others. Seems it would work well.
The ironic thing is, I don't actually watch House.
Love Hugh Laurie, but I've watched so much other stuff he's been in, I just can't watch him in an even halfway serious role.
I liked house for the first 2.5 seasons, but otherwise I fully agree. Indeed, I am often quite irritated by people who tell me how strange or awkward it is to hear his british acccent, or those who simply refer to him as "House."
I would assume that this card indicates that all diseases are cured precisely at the 49 minute mark in all games played. But, that wouldn't make sense, cause this is normally a 20 minute game!?