Worse than crumbs in the sheets.

haha -- that's really funny. Thanks for sharing!

Misshapen Goblin Swordsman in your back?

Now THAT'S funny and a bit true, as well...

Amusing...

but those spaces look a lot like squares...

???
I can't say I get this one...

HA! that just goes to 'show' how MUCH either YOU or her 'knows' upon this! That's actually Lionheart to wit:

the "cards" are an 'adaptation' for "Solitaire" playings, for "orders" and such, while yeah, it'd 'work'!

How embarrassing, I play on my bed too.
Yet very funny when I compare.

how on earth are those cards staying in stacks, let alone off the floor?

Holy crap! This is me for the last few days. I got Battlelore for Christmas and...

My wife was complaining of exactly the same scenario the other night after I got BattleLore for Xmas!