Am I a man or am I a muppet? If I'm a muppet then I'm a very manly muppet!
I can offer to proofread your machine translation. If it´s not too much text I might even translate it (for personal use only of course - I don´t want to dump prices for my colleagues :-)). Might be good practice for my bachelor´s degree in translating, although I usually do the other direction.
Thanks - it's posted on the Geek.