You're much prettier than my last girlfriend! Though admittedly, my last girlfriend was just a stack of games I named Bianca.

No honey, I bought them on line.

And by doing so I saved enough money to get you that nose job you've always wanted.

"What these old games? I've had them for years..."

Why would you be concerned Mom? All my friends are right HERE!

Honey,
When I said I would take you to Puerto Rico, I meant...
...nevermind.

"I know! Agricola! Its not even out in English yet! I was just as shocked as you are now when I saw the price."

-DK

"Honey, I told you I'd put that Economic Stimulus check to good use..."

I know you don't like these types of games, but we could play Jenga with the boxes instead.

Don't worry. Your dresses and shoes will just move to the linen closet.

"I can stop anytime I want! Really I can!"

Since it's also the anniversary of my store's opening I figured we could bring these to play at dinner tonight.

Organizing my game collection should be a fun first date, don't you think...

Why do you keep staring at the exit?

"You told me you wanted to do something fun tonight! Well..."

And when we get married they will be your games too.

Whaddya mean "you've never Kiesled?"

"Sometimes I take off all my clothes and rub them all over my body!"

"Is this all my games? My goodness, no! I mean... Yes! and most of these are actually borrowed from a friend."

I've only got two arms and could only make three trips! They were all I could save! I know you were attached to the children and the pets, but look, now we can play all we want at the Shelter!

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.

I think I found a new entry on my Hot 10.

I just brought a few light games. Nothing too heavy

I thought we could stay home and build a game shelf

"You must be this wide in order to get your ticket to ride!"

You're not an Ameritrash girl, are you?