James To My Friends
Netherlands
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Here's one I just made up. I'm sure you can think of better ones.
Q: What does a gamer take for an upset stomach?
A: Settlers.
Now to be fair, I didn't say it was any good.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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How many gamers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but only if that role is not already taken.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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Why did the gamer cross the road?
A meeple was already on the field behind him.
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Conrad Hollywood
Australia
Sydney
NSW
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DscGlfr wrote: It's not original but my favorite board game joke is:
Did you hear about the man who went to the store to buy some coffee? He got in line, realized the guy in front of him was also buying coffee, and decided instead to buy tobacco.
Aaaaaand just got it! Nice!
Reminds me of the perplexed bank manager. He couldn't understand why the newlyweds looking to buy a new house together needed a big enough loan for three plots of land.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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Why did the gamer sleep on the couch?
His wife gave him a grocery list and he automatically added Busen Memo to it.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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Why did the gamer break up with his girlfriend?
He realized she was an Uncommon after he met a Rare.
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the track tiles formerly known as
United States
Berkeley
California
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How many engineers does it take to hinge a PnP board?
6.
2 to measure twice.
1 to cut once.
Twice.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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Why did the Ameritrasher punch out the supermarket cashier?
She had the nerve to ask "paper or plastic?"
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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Why did the wargamer stop taking the newspaper?
He got tired of replacing the plexiglass every time he turned the page.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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Why was the eurogamer asked to leave the auto repair shop?
She asked for a mechanic with a pasted-on theme.
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David Feeser
Virgin Islands, United States
SAN ANGELO
Texas
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How many Agricola gamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one. He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.
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Martin Gallo
United States
O'Fallon
Missouri
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How many ASL players does it take to change a lightbulb?
It does not matter, they prefer to skulk in the dark.
How did the Dominion player cross the road?
It was a quick shuffle.
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Hunga Dunga
United States
Portland
Oregon
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Q. Why did the Panzerblitz player cross the road?
A. To get to the other bush.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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Why did the Go player leave the FLGS?
It didn't have any games.
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Hunga Dunga
United States
Portland
Oregon
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Q. What did the second place Monopoly player say to the winner?
A. Spoiler (mouseover to reveal): Ah, go fuck yourself.
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Go-vangelist
United States
Denver
Colorado
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What does a gamer call his second and third kids?
Expansions.
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Wim van Gruisen
Netherlands
Maastricht
Unspecified
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tesuji wrote: Why did the gamer break up with his girlfriend?
He realized she was an Uncommon after he met a Rare.
They could still make a great combo together.
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Wim van Gruisen
Netherlands
Maastricht
Unspecified
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ConradHollywood wrote: DscGlfr wrote: It's not original but my favorite board game joke is:
Did you hear about the man who went to the store to buy some coffee? He got in line, realized the guy in front of him was also buying coffee, and decided instead to buy tobacco. Aaaaaand just got it! Nice! Reminds me of the perplexed bank manager. He couldn't understand why the newlyweds looking to buy a new house together needed a big enough loan for three plots of land.
As if the house wasn't large enough for them and their pig.
That reminds me of the two families from Essen who went to Münster. The first family took the direct road, so the other went via Dortmund.
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the track tiles formerly known as
United States
Berkeley
California
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How many train gamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Screw you !
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James To My Friends
Netherlands
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What is the interior designer's favourite game?
A Game of Throws
Not much of an improvement that one.
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andrew larcher
United States
kissimmee
34747
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what happens when martin Wallace becomes angry?
...he blows off Steam...waka waka waka!!! (ok not that funny)
how many seconds does it take to drive away ameritrashers and eurogamers?
one-thousand, eight-hundred and thirty seconds....
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Ben Delp
Spain
Franklin
Tennessee
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How many wargamers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only one, but they all take turns doing it over and over again. They like the repetition.
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Barak E
United States
San Pablo
CA
And the Geek shall Inherit the Earth
I am the Unholy Trifecta: Agnostic, Atheist, and Skeptic. You gotta problem with that?
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Got wood for sheep?
(I'm surprised this wasn't mentioned yet)
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Barak E
United States
San Pablo
CA
And the Geek shall Inherit the Earth
I am the Unholy Trifecta: Agnostic, Atheist, and Skeptic. You gotta problem with that?
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Alright, I'm going to plagiarize from one of my favorite jokes to create this one:
Three board gamers were sitting around discussing the human body.
The first one says: the human body must have been designed by Reiner Knizia. Just think of all the mysterious ways in which elements of the brain work together to produce what we call consciousness. Gotta be Knizia.
The second one says: no way, man. Had to have been Martin Wallace. Just think about all the intricate mechanics necessary to allow the body to function, such as the joints - and think of how long it takes for it to develop to maturity. It has Wallace all over it.
The third ones say: guys you totally got it wrong. It had to have been Steve Jackson. Who else would put a toxic waste pipeline in the middle of a recreational area?
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Combat Engineer
United States
Hinesville
Georgia
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5 hour Gaming Session = 1 hour of game play, 4 hours of rule arguing.
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