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Chris Tannhauser
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1. Place a GeekPenny under the cushion
2. Choose a position & make a wish
3. ???
4. Watch your dreams come true(ish)!
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Oh great and wise Blue Sofa. Do you by chance have the remote to my DVD player?
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HiveGod wrote:

2. Choose a position & make a wish
3. ???


These lines... they make me nervous. What happens in step 3 exactly?
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MWChapel wrote:
Oh great and wise Blue Sofa. Do you by chance have the remote to my DVD player?

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
YOU GET SYPHILIS.

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Nordican wrote:
HiveGod wrote:

2. Choose a position & make a wish
3. ???


These lines... they make me nervous. What happens in step 3 exactly?

Magic, pretty much.
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Oh great and wise Blue Sofa. I wish Michael Chapel's DVD remote to be never found.
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vandemonium wrote:
Oh great and wise Blue Sofa. I wish Michael Chapel's DVD remote to be never found.

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
DONE AND DONE. THE ENERGY RELEASED WHEN IT EXITED THE WORMHOLE ON ANOTHER PLANET FLATTENED A CITY AND KILLED MILLIONS.

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I will stand next to it (it is filthy after all!).

Oh wise magic blue sofa.........please grant my wish!


Thank you!

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O great and wise Blue Sofa, you know what I'm wishing for. (I'm sitting in Sheldon's spot.)
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EgorjLileli wrote:
I will stand next to it (it is filthy after all!).

Oh wise magic blue sofa.........please grant my wish!

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
AS LONG AS IT'S "BEDBUGS" YOU'RE ALL SET.

EgorjLileli wrote:
Thank you!

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MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
YOU CATCH THE HERPETITIS.

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HiveGod wrote:
EgorjLileli wrote:
I will stand next to it (it is filthy after all!).

Oh wise magic blue sofa.........please grant my wish!

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
AS LONG AS IT'S "BEDBUGS" YOU'RE ALL SET.

EgorjLileli wrote:
Thank you!

kiss

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
YOU CATCH THE HERPETITIS.

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I'd like my penny back please!
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Ludocrazy wrote:
O great and wise Blue Sofa, you know what I'm wishing for. (I'm sitting in Sheldon's spot.)

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
INDEED I DO. YOUR WISH SHALL ACTUALIZE PRESENTLY. THAT, AND CHLAMYDIA.

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EgorjLileli wrote:
I'd like my penny back please!

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
ALL WISHES ARE FINAL. YOU MAY, HOWEVER, "CHECK UNDER THE CUSHION" IF YOU DARE.
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Majestic Blue Wishing Sofa, I wish I knew why HiveGod was so obsessed with sexually transmitted diseases.

Unless it has something to do with Tripp. In that case, I'd like a pony.
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Oh Magic Blue Wishing Sofa, can you bring me some chips... and some Twinkies, and a drink. Actually I want Jeff Wiles' pony and whatever doughnut he is eating.
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(The Majestic Tale of) An Idiot With a Box
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Yo! Wishin' sofa, I want yo' monkey ass to give me some Gatorade. The blue kind.

Bitch!
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jeffwiles wrote:
Majestic Blue Wishing Sofa, I wish I knew why HiveGod was so obsessed with sexually transmitted diseases.

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
HAST THOU NOT BEHELD THE STATUS OF MINE CUSHIONS? I AM OLDER THAN TIME; NUMBERLESS ARE THE WISHFUL ASSES THAT HAVE SLID UPON MY MAGIC FACE. FEEL FREE TO USE A DISPOSABLE SEAT COVER FROM THE DISPENSER LOCATED TO YOUR RIGHT.

Note: The dispenser is empty.

jeffwiles wrote:
Unless it has something to do with Tripp. In that case, I'd like a pony.

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
CONSIDER THE PONY YOURS AS SOON AS TRIPP IS DONE WITH IT. THAT, AND BERIBERI.

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Oh great and ambivalent Blue Sofa. Here's a penny for using BERIBERI. I admit, I googled.
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MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
CONSIDER THE PONY YOURS AS SOON AS TRIPP IS DONE WITH IT.


Awwwwwwww. Tripp probably won't even clean it after he's done.

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
THAT, AND BERIBERI.


SWEET!!!
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All Hail Triumphant Blue Sofa,

I wish I knew how long I must wear the cone of shame.
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HiveGod wrote:
Ludocrazy wrote:
O great and wise Blue Sofa, you know what I'm wishing for. (I'm sitting in Sheldon's spot.)

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
INDEED I DO. YOUR WISH SHALL ACTUALIZE PRESENTLY. THAT, AND CHLAMYDIA.

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An STD? Really? And I had to pay for it? You suck Magic Blue Wishing Sofa.
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tickmanfan wrote:
Oh Magic Blue Wishing Sofa, can you bring me some chips... and some Twinkies, and a drink.

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT, I CONTAIN ALL THOSE THINGS. LET THE FEAST BEGIN!

tickmanfan wrote:
Actually I want Jeff Wiles' pony and whatever doughnut he is eating.

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
THE DOUGHNUT IS YOURS AS SOON AS HE IS DONE WITH IT. AND, YES, THAT MEANS EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT DOES. AS FOR THE PONY, GET IN LINE.

Current Pony Status

DW Tripp --> pings as busy
Jeff Wiles --> waiting...
tickmanfan --> waiting...
...


MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
THAT, AND CHIGGERS.

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cold_fuzion wrote:
Yo! Wishin' sofa, I want yo' monkey ass to give me some Gatorade. The blue kind.

Bitch!

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
IS A MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA GONNA HAFTA SLAP A COLD FUZION? I AM STICKY WITH WHAT YOU SEEK -- GET TO LICKIN'. THAT, AND SCOLIOSIROIDS.

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I will give the sofa 5 pennies for this wish it's a big one....

Oh great and powerful Wishing Sofa, please remove the feet of the people who live above me, who insist on stomping around like assholes, especially at 5am, even after being asked nicely to please be considerate to those who live below them (me)...

and also give them one of the STD's you have liberally thrown around...








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Jatoha wrote:
All Hail Triumphant Blue Sofa,

I wish I knew how long I must wear the cone of shame.

MAGIC BLUE WISHING SOFA wrote:
IT IS NOT YOU WHO WEARS THE CONE OF SHAME, BUT THE TOTALITY OF CREATION AROUND YOU. THAT, AND CANDIRU.

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