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Chris Tannhauser
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WARNING


WEAPONIZED LETTER SEQUENCE
CONTAINMENT AREA

APPROPRIATE PROPHYLACTIC HEADGEAR
MUST BE WORN AT ALL TIMES


YOU MAY ALREADY BE INFECTED

EMERGENCY DECONTAMINATION PROCEDURE 1-ALPHA:


Read an age-appropriate children's book with a child, refraining from:

- Profanity

- Blasphemy

- Scatology

- Overt References to Impending Mortality

- Or Hot, Sweaty Monkey-Love.


REPORT ALL INSTANCES OF DISORIENTATION
TO YOUR NEAREST GUILLOTINE OFFICER
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Chris Tannhauser
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I JUST CRAMMED THESE WORDS INTO YOU
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I am EVIL, do not try to change my alignment
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I love good humor
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GRANDPA, I'M SORRY!
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Jonny Lawless
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My name is Glenn! Long have I carried Cyrus's hopes and dreams, and now I bear the Masamune as well! Henceforth, I claim them as my own! I shall slay the Fiendlord Magus and restore our honor!
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For the dead's own sake, I hope they can close their eyes.
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Waaaaaaaitaminit.

This has something to do with something. Right?
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Jingle Bells, Cthanta Smells, I will kick his ass
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Because I am an awesome Crab with style, charm and class, oh!
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Hivegod. He's like S&M for the brain.
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HYPERBOLE! It's like the greatest thing ever!!!
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Hida Mann wrote:
Hivegod. He's like S&M for the brain.

No, he's the evil NPC you have to make.
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Chris Tannhauser
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The dead watch you masturbate.
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HiveGod wrote:
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The dead watch you masturbate.


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And every time you ejaculate a Spooj Demon grows another inch.
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stargate wrote:
I love good humor


Then why are you in Chit Chat?
ZING!
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zorazen wrote:
stargate wrote:
I love good humor


Then why are you in Chit Chat?
ZING!



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Take That !
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stargate wrote:
zorazen wrote:
stargate wrote:
I love good humor


Then why are you in Chit Chat?
ZING!



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Take That !

Saving throw VS Fire Damage!


1d20 = (7) = 7
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Chris Tannhauser
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We are the transient foam on a wavefront of desperation. (Spoiler Alert: Entropy wins.)
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Chris Tannhauser
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The sword must be beaten by the blacksmith before it can cut off any heads.
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Chris Tannhauser
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Unfortunately for you, the universe is a forgery.
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HiveGod wrote:
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Unfortunately for you, the universe is a forgery.


Run like the wind, wildfire!



//Disclaimer: The likeness to HiveGod is pure quinkydink.
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Chris Tannhauser
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Did God just drop my leash?
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Chris Tannhauser
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Say it with me: "Pistols for people—rockets for robots."
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Chris Tannhauser
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"Of course I made my roll. I've got a potato of 14."
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Chris Tannhauser
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Comin' in hot!

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NUTHIN' BUT LUV & ΔKE
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June King
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Bring me her heart in this box.
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I like cheese.
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Chris Tannhauser
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THE TERROR OF BEING ORGANIZED MATTER IN A DEAD UNIVERSE
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Chris Tannhauser
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Sometimes I like to lie on the bathroom floor and cry for a robot to come and wipe me.
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Chris Tannhauser
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I land in a wash of smoke and flame, sock the high priest in the nugget with a mailed fist, snatch the girl and rocket away.
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