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A three-legged dog walks into town and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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What do you do if you're attacked by a group of clowns?
Go for the juggler.
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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.
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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
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Where do kings keep their armies?
In their sleevies.
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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile?
"Robin, get in the car."
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Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?
It's making headlines
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What did one Snowman say to the other?
Smells like carrots outside today.
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A priest and a rabbi sit next to each other on a plane.
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Two antennas got married. The service was so-so, but the reception was fantastic.
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My grandfather beat my grandmother to death. Not with a stick or anything, he just died first.
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What do a neutered bear and the MLB World Series have in common?
NO CUBS
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What did one lawyer say to the other?
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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence?
Utter destruction
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Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because it's head is so far away from it's body.
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what's pink and slippery? A pink slipper!
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a horse walks into a bar.
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A naked guy runs by three nuns.
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A naked guy runs by three nuns.
The first nun has a stroke.
The second nun has a stroke.
The third nun doesn't touch it.
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Did you hear about the five-legged monster?

His pants fit him like a glove.
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Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
So he could loaf around!
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I've got a crocodile named Ginger."
"Does Ginger bite?"
"No, but ginger snaps"
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