Eric Mowrer
United States
Gresham
Oregon
Ami. Geek.
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Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.
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Tim Thorp
Spain
Granite Falls
Washington
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Quote: Chuck Norris' chief export is pain.
Especially after watching "Walker: Texas Ranger" .
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Tom Pender
United States
Kittanning
Pennsylvania
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Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
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♪ Isaäc Bickërstaff ♫
United States
Greer
South Carolina
Entropy Seminar:
The results of a five yeer studee ntu the sekund lw uf thurmodynamiks aand itz inevibl fxt hon shewb rt nslpn raq liot.
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Start reading here:
http://tinyurl.com/de7yz
... and go forward about a week.
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Jorgen
United States
Ferndale
California
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Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel are Best Friends For Life because if Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel ever fought, The world would be destroyed in a blast of awesomeness.
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Tom Pender
United States
Kittanning
Pennsylvania
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
I love these things. So, so great. So, so vulgar.
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Ed Holzman
United States
Seffner
Florida
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Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Eric Mowrer
United States
Gresham
Oregon
Ami. Geek.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Robert Washington
United States
Unspecified
New York
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Chuck Norris does pushups with his eyelids.
No, I'm not sure how either, but I seen it...damndest thing...
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Ken Bradford
United States
Fayetteville
Tennessee
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Did I ever tell you about the time Chuck Norris took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Chuck takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!'
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John Snyderâ„¢
United States
Fresno
California
You and the Cap'n make it hap'n
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The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is soaked in blood and tears.
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Eric Mowrer
United States
Gresham
Oregon
Ami. Geek.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Chapel
United States
Round Rock
Texas
Only for the love of the game...
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When Chuck Norris fails, it's not his fault, it's his ass.
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Jorgen
United States
Ferndale
California
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The most destructive matter in the world is called Norrisonium.
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The Real and Only
United States
Aubrey
Texas
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" If Chuck Norris sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of ass kicking."
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Chapel
United States
Round Rock
Texas
Only for the love of the game...
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Chuck Norris blew up the Challenger space shuttle. When asked why he said, "I've never left a challenger alive."
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Ken Bradford
United States
Fayetteville
Tennessee
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Chuck Norris was once dining in a fancy Canadain restaurant. When the waiter brought him his fries with cheese, he looked at them with a cold stare and said, "This needs gravy."
And so poutine was born.
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Eric Mowrer
United States
Gresham
Oregon
Ami. Geek.
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Chuck Norris invented the hammer, because he had too difficult a time roundhouse kicking nails into the wall without also destroying the entire wall.
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Harvester of Eyes.
United States
Louisville
Kentucky
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a gun. He inserts the bullets manually.
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The Real and Only
United States
Aubrey
Texas
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Chuck Norris once corrected MisterCranky on his spelling.
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Josh Adelson
United States
State College
Pennsylvania
Hello, can you run as fast as me? I hope not, because if you catch me I will thrash you!
This space available for rent.
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Chuck Norris is SO dead.
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Jorgen
United States
Ferndale
California
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Chuck Norris IS Caylus.
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Ken Bradford
United States
Fayetteville
Tennessee
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Jorgen
United States
Ferndale
California
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Made by me.
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