It seems to be a town in the Pyrenees. But it's hard to find out much about it, because most of the sites that Google throws up refer to some kind of a strange board game.
I had a bad fever and sore throat so I rubbed Caylus on my forehead and the next day I was better. Amazazed, I gave the box to my neighbor who slept with it. The next moring he told me his impotence was cured.
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Caylus.
Caution: Caylus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Caylus contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Caylus on concrete.
Discontinue use of Caylus if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,Temporary Blindness, Profuse sweating, Heart Palpitations. If Caylus begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. Caylus may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Caylus should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Caylus, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
If Caylus should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid. Ingredients of Caylus include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Caylus has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Caylus.
Caylus comes with a lifetime guarantee. Caylus. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
Posted Mon Dec 12, 2005 6:56 pm
