Chapel
United States
Round Rock
Texas
Only for the love of the game...
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"Caylus created the world in 6 phases, on the 7th it did final scoring"
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Mark Hamzy
United States
Round Rock
Texas
Ace race, baby!
I, for one, welcome your mouse pointer.
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Caylus is Mother, Caylus is Father.
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Mark Kittel
United States
Albany
New York
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Caylus would be in first place, except that it doesn't have a wharf.
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Dirk Gently
United States
Norman
Oklahoma
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Caylus is Dead!
Long Live Caylus!!!
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Counting down to the London Marathon
United Kingdom
BRISTOL
but I'd rather live in the south of France
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It seems to be a town in the Pyrenees. But it's hard to find out much about it, because most of the sites that Google throws up refer to some kind of a strange board game.
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Darrell Hanning
United States
Jacksonville
Florida
Love women in action movies and shows. It all started with Diana Rigg, in the Avengers.
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Quote: Caylus is Mother, Caylus is Father.
Watch it.
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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If Caylus could be a tree, Caylus would be an Elm.
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Che Fox
United States
Santa Clara
California
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FACTS:
1. The provost is a mammal.
2. The provost fights ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the provost is to flip out and kill meeples.
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Michael Pennisi
United States
Carpentersville
Illinois
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I had a bad fever and sore throat so I rubbed Caylus on my forehead and the next day I was better. Amazazed, I gave the box to my neighbor who slept with it. The next moring he told me his impotence was cured.
I didn't ask for it back.
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Chapel
United States
Round Rock
Texas
Only for the love of the game...
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Caylus comes in a box, but it cannot be contained.
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Dane Peacock
United States
Stansbury Park
Utah
That tickles
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Caylus is the next Monopoly
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Dave Lartigue
United States
Springfield
Massachusetts
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Caylus can levitate up to three feet off the ground, but Caylus chooses not to.
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Chris Tannhauser
United States
San Diego
California
"Gagging on the arrow in your neck, clutching at the last fleeting shreds of life as the light grows dim, you find comfort in the knowledge that you've just done your very best to help an orc level up."
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Caylus' scrotum contains all the kinetic energy released during the K/T Boundary impact event.
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Charles Reese
United States
Grapevine
Texas
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Caylus is as Caylus does.
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Morgan Dontanville
United States
Brooklyn
New York
Plate of Shrimp.
Here we are folks, the dream we all dream of.
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Caylus drives a van and is here to pick up your daughter.
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Bill Koens
United States
Watsonville
California
marks the spot.
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'Caylus'
can be anagrammed to read:
'Suc y'al'
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(The Artist formerly known as) Arnest R
Germany
Munich
Bavaria
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Caylus does not rhyme with an...ything...
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All the young people out there can feel the energy
United States
Orange County
California
Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Caylus touches me where my bathing suit covers.
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Matthew Fisk
United States
Spanish Fork
Utah
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May your Caylus' breed in multiples of three...
much like my gophers...
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Kane Klenko
United States
Ridgeway
Wisconsin
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Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Caylus.
Caution: Caylus may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.
Caylus contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.
Do not use Caylus on concrete.
Discontinue use of Caylus if any of the following occurs: Itching, Vertigo, Dizziness, Tingling in extremities, Loss of balance or coordination, Slurred speech,Temporary Blindness,
Profuse sweating, Heart Palpitations.
If Caylus begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
Caylus may stick to certain types of skin.
When not in use, Caylus should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration... Failure to do so relieves the makers of Caylus, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
If Caylus should become soiled, wipe gently with a soft cloth moistened with sulfuric acid.
Ingredients of Caylus include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.
Caylus has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.
Do not taunt Caylus.
Caylus comes with a lifetime guarantee.
Caylus. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
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Dirk Gently
United States
Norman
Oklahoma
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19 of the Top 20 highest grossing films ever were inspired by Caylus.
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Dirk Gently
United States
Norman
Oklahoma
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"Caylus" is rumored to be the last word in the upcoming Harry Potter Book 7.
(OK. It's not a fact, but intriguing nonetheless)
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Dirk Gently
United States
Norman
Oklahoma
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As a result of using Caylus, erections lasting longer then 4 hours require immediate medical attention.
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Mark Kittel
United States
Albany
New York
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Chuck Norris challenged Caylus to a fight, and when Caylus showed up Chuck immediately surrendered to the awesomeness that is CAYLUS.
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Iain K
United States
Arvada
Colorado
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Caylus,
a minute to learn
a lifetime to master.
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