My Hot 10 are the most played in the previous three calendar months and is updated around the first of each month.

My Top 10 are based on the Huber Happiness Metric. Last Updated 2009-05-14.

My last 11 games played

Everyone has a last 10, so here's my 11...



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"Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."

"At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, 'i can haz lite?' An lite wuz."

"... just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face."

"You're unconscious, moron. We can finally talk to one another."

"So you made a life changing decision not to change your life at all?"

"Figuring out if a car is tailing you is mostly about driving like you're an idiot. You speed up, slow down, signal one way, turn the other. Of course ideally you're doing this without your mother in the car."

"Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming."

"I've always admired your ability to be unilaterally irritating."

"It occurs to me that when my mother taught me to speak, she entrusted a deadly weapon to my worst enemy."

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever."

"Fooling around with alternating current is just a waste of time. Nobody will use it, ever." -Thomas Edison

"There is no such thing as a stupid question, just stupid people that ask questions."

"I don't want to kill you and you don't want to be dead."

"But not a real green dress, that's cruel."

"I'm not insane -- my mother had me tested."

"Ah, tweed. Textile of the eunuch."

"Everybody's lost but me!"

"Onion Sports now covers soccer and other women's sports every week."


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Kirk Lazarus: Everybody knows you never go full retard.

Tugg Speedman: What do you mean?

Kirk Lazarus: Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, Rain Man, look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded.

You know Tom Hanks, Forrest Gump. Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded.

Peter Sellers, Being There. Infantile, yes. Retarded, no.

You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, I Am Sam. Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...
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