"Vell, Zaphod's jist zis guy you know?" - Gag Halfrunt
I fold a lot of paper. I have years of practice.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/malachus/collections/7215760306...I like to play games that don't have much luck and that make me think.
I like to work with computers. I am a programmer by day.
I know how to juggle. Yes, I can juggle three balls. Yes, I can juggle three clubs. Yes, I can juggle four balls. No, I can't juggle more than that.
I write things that people don't read.
http://malachus.livejournal.com/I'm married and we have two dogs, one border collie and one border collie mix. They are too smart for their own good.
I'm cranky and opinionated.
I don't eat meat. I don't like vegetables. I don't like to eat. I don't eat much.
I don't like cars. I don't like to drive.
I don't like people.
I don't know why you're reading this when there are better things to do.