Here is a list of pretty much everything you need to know about me:
I'm 36 years old.
Mentally I'm 14 years old 50% of the time and 64 years old 50% of the time.
I'm a Leo and love being the centre of attention (on my terms).
I'm only 5'7" tall but my wife is only 5'0" so I still get to feel like a giant when I'm with her.
I'm dangerously close to being able to perform the Truffle Shuffle.
Actually that's a lie, I can probably do it now.
I love SpongeBob SquarePants
I'm a huge Star Wars fan
I have some bad personal habits (farting, picking my nose, burping) and a slight poo obsession.
I don't like heights but will usually try to overcome it and deliberately make myself look down etc.
I'm scared of rollercoasters.
I once shit myself in Banff (due to dodgy poutine and/or dodgy burger) and then proceeded to tell my brother because we'd been having an argument and I wanted to break the tension. He won't let me forget the fact now.
I'm right-handed but eat left-handed and if I wear a watch I put it on my right wrist.
Two of my favourite words are 'haberdashery' and 'midwifery'.
I like chickens and monkeys.
When I eat I like to get a bit of everything on my fork. I also like to eat things in proportion so that I don't end up with just one type of food left and nothing to go with it.
Seafood makes me sick.
I once stabbed myself in the eye with a stick and had to have stitches in my eyelid.
I've never broken any bones.
I like cracking my toes and my neck but it annoys Tracy when I do.
I'm very competitive in everything I do. Everything. I can't help it.
When it comes to games I'm a rules lawyer. I also like to have all pieces/cards/bits ordered, the correct way up or in neat rows, etc. Yes I'm slightly OCD about that!
I'm a terrible swimmer and don't like the sea, but do like Water Parks.
I think people who drink, smoke or do drugs are weak.