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It hardly seems like three years since I crossed the magic 1000 posts line only, now, to find myself - chest thrust out against the shiny tape - pressing home the 2000! Only one other BGG blog has been this way before me and that's Eric's BGG News which had a head start, to be fair (but I'm catching him albeit very slowly).

Qn. Is there anyone who's been with me since the beginning*

I've laughed, cried, ranted, travelogued, designed (and designer diary-ed), japed, "session reported", surreal-ed, rumoured and generally muscled my way in to your mornings (or your last thing at nights) since 2011 and yet I still can't get any love from The Geek Weekly! I get (much) love from you folks, though, and that's the (second) best kind of Love of all.

Qn. Why don't people thumb humorous posts with Polls/Quizzes in?



Just like when its one's birthday on a work day, it is I who have brought along some treats!

First up, for those of you who are still having - or who just got the game and are about to have - problems with Guilds of London's iconography, I've done a couple of helpful markup sheets. Simply print on to A4 sized labels, cut out and then affix to the bottom of each card before sheathing in the branded sleeve of your choice:




(If my GoL expansion ever sees the light of day, I'll be sure and get these done on transparent, sticky plastic)




Qn. What is your favourite post evva?

Secondly, I have been awfully selfish in my persistent banging on about "having a shed" (and the need thereof/therein/wheretofore), so I've made some up for Snowdonia and they come in a variety of first-come first-served flavours:


Costs are varying (there is no defined order, just choose the one you want). Your 3rd worker costs 1 coal, but if you pay an extra coal you get your 3rd worker AND you may take a contract card from the selection - if you do take a card, replace it immediately from the top of the deck. During train maintenance you must discard a contract card you possess or lose the train Shed.




Finally, here's a special edition from Boydell's FLGS:

Quote:

(we are in a FLGS; you can tell because it smells of stale farts and pizza dough even though you’re just reading a description of it on-screen. There are a variety of new releases in the display window along with a sign that says: “Don’t ask because we don’t have: Gloomhaven, any 7 Wonders Dual promos, that game with the ‘tits’ in).”. The cashier is stood behind the counter trying to release his hand from the counter-top, to which it has been stapled)

Doorbell: Ding-dong-dong-ding. Dong-ding-ding-dong.

Customer: (brushing dry leaves from his shoulders) Good afternoon.

Cashier: (looking up; covers stuck hand with a tea-towel) Ah, yes. Good afternoon, Sir! Can I help at all?

Customer: (chuckling, he takes a piece of folded paper from his breast pocket and opens it) Yes, indeed; I very much hope so! Do you have...Whorer Et Labora?

Cashier: Do you mean Ora Et Labora...by Uwe Rosenberg?

Customer: No, I mean Whorer Et Labora by Duvet Rosenbonk. It's about building and running a place of ill-repute.

Cashier: We haven't got any games by Duvet Rosenbonk

Customer: It's about placing your workers in to empty action slots...mostly.

Cashier: That's as may be, sir, but we don't have it.

Customer: You must have heard of Fields of Arse?

Cashier: No, sir.

Customer: A Fist for Odin? (the cashier glares at the customer) - I see. How about games by Richard Breese?

Cashier: Why, yes, we DO have games by him.

Customer: Deflower?

Cashier: Key-flower, sir.

Customer: No, Deflower. Or Inhabit My Berth?

Cashier: (confused) How are you spelling "Breese", sir?

Customer: B - R - I - E - F - S. The 'F' is silent.

Cashier: (annoyed) Of course it is.

Customer: (looks at list again) I'll try another des-

Cashier: (catching on) Before you ask, "sir", we don't have any games by "Stiff 'un" Feld or Anal R. Moon or Ign-arse-y Trevijerk or Reiner Ker-tits-ia or Alexander Fister or Phil Wanker-Harding or -

Customer: (interrupting) Eric Wang?

Cashier: (fed up) No, sir; and now I am going to have to ask you to leave -

(the cashier tries to walk around the counter but his hand his still stuck to the countertop; he tugs extra hard and the hand is freed - the staple pings off and hits the doorbell)

Doorbell: ting!

Customer: Wait! Wait, I want to buy -

Cashier: (hustling the customer toward the door) Out!

Customer: Tony Boydell?

Cashier: What? (he pauses his pushing)

Customer: Tony Boydell - do you have any games by Tony Boydell?

Cashier: Not "Boney Toydell"? Not "Tony Bordello"?

Customer: No.

Cashier: (dusts himself off; notices there is a huge hole in the middle of his staple-less hand) Er...well I've got a copy of (reaches down to pick something up and shows it to the customer) this?


PAUSE

Question: What game did he show the customer?**





So, there you have it: two bloody thousand posts***.

-phew-

Can I stop yet?

*excluding anyone who has died or been imprisoned, naturally.
**there shall be a prize for the best answer
***Of course, I'm expecting peeps to thumb the 'flip' out of this post!
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I sort-of (as in 'completely') got distracted mid-December and tailed off (as in 'totally stopped') with the Brettspiel Adventskalender 2016 reveal/review/commentary bizniz. However, as I was clearing away the cardboard detritus of th'aforementioned festive, fenestration-based fun-baggery this morning, I remembered that I had a few unpublished photos from that fallow period and thought it best to post 'em up regardless.

My therapist* says that 'closure' is very important in this instance:


Amidst all those mini-expansions and promo cards, there was a whole, actual game!




Mmmmm! Extra mature! Delicious, if a little 'bouncy' due to the warmth of the house.




Wow! An entire PitchCar expansion; they're really clever with the packaging at Ludofact, aren't they?!




If I didn't know any better, I'd think they designed the Kalendar just for little ole me! 45 minutes of chuffing, puffing and squealing...and a vinyl LP of train noises too!




Now THIS was brilliant: an entire miniaturised Brettspiel Adventskalender 2016 that also had, in the equivalent window, an even MORE miniaturised Brettspiel Adventskalender 2016 which, yes!, had one of it's own! I couldn't check THAT one because I dropped it on the carpet and it disappeared in to the weave.
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What a treat, eh? I think you'd better put your pre-order for the 2017 edition double-quick (and I hear Stefan Feld is interested in secreting himself in window 12)!


*a stuffed, black, cuddly sealion with one eye that 'sleeps' by my bed
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The Guild of Reindeer Herders:

The Guild Master gets 4 points + one additional point for each Liveryman they have on the Plantation;
the player MUST also be questioned about the redness/shininess of their nose for the remainder of the game.
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The Worshipful Company of Santa's Elves (and ancillary Helpers, Friends and Comrades):

The Guild Master gets 2 points + one additional point for each Liveryman they have in the Guildhall;
the player MUST also be called 'Father Christmas' for the remainder of the game (regardless of their gender).
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Can I Get A Witness?

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(with apologies to Gilbert Shelton)



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I know nothing of this:



And, finally, a song:


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Not before time, Mina Guberinic is Geek of the Week:



https://www.boardgamegeek.com/thread/1684522/geek-week-583-m...

In fact, given the sheer, eye-dazzling beauty of her weekly 'What I have played' blog (and the attendant jealousy that she has played quite so much of quite so many precious objects), I think she deserves Geek of the Year, if there ever were a thing. Ah, but I'm biased, of course, having met her - and the silent Rock of Ages that is the shadowy 'Peter' - in October!

Go on, then; pop over and ask her a question or two!





I haven't played Zooloretto 'for real' in many years and, yet, whenever that German convention comes around, I make sure to get the latest promo tile and slip it, tenderly, in to my box. Yes, I know there's an awful lot of unused cardboard in this sheet BUT that's always been the way with Zooloretto extras - you get used to it. This makes promo 3.5 for which I have the associated game...

"But, what's the 0.5?" you might ask. Well, I'm very much tempted to find a copy of Hansa Teutonica after what peeps have been telling me! I _did_ get some cash off my Dad for a birthday pressie, so...

Christmas is a time for reflection, for reconciliation and - naturally - for cheese; apologies, but I have no biscuits to go with this:


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The Seven Joys of Mary

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Today it's all about me, oh yes! Having missed out in 2015, I finally get my Christmas Wish:



As soon as I knew that Guilds of London was rolling through the Panda printing presses, I was straight on to Matthias at Frosted Games and offering to design some exclusive tiles for it! In reality, there was already, in one of my work notebooks, the scribblings born of a particularly dull 'team progress meeting' that would do very nicely indeed: 2nd place tile-based rewards. On their own, however, that's not really enough of a prize for having to spend pairs of cards to get a liveryman on them so I added the 'Lord Mayors Parade' bonus of choose your Guild's colour too. If you're unlucky, you might get a double 1VP offering - in which case that Guild may remain unloved for the entire game (not even worth stealing for the colour choice option!) BUT, conversely, how about 8VP? Or, when the expansion comes out, some even juicier 2nd place token bonuses? Proud of myself, I mocked 'em up in Powerpoint and drafted an email...hovering over [Send], I realised - in a moment of reverse dolly-ing horror that the treasures of the Cheese- and Paper-Makers could be rudely undone by those evil neutral liverymen and the No Abstainers Allowed icon provided the final protection.

I've been sitting on these tiles for most of the year, so it's fantastic for them to finally see the light of day: more icing (frosting!) on the tasty cake that's been Guilds of London's 2016!


Finally, something stirringly medieval:
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Well, who'd have thought it? I have to admit to being very intrigued by/attracted to the new edition Kingdom Death: Monster currently hoovering up vast quantities of cash on Kickstarter.


Well, goodness!


More specifically, having watched a couple of promotional and unboxing videos, I am excited by the thematics of the thing:
- the minis are astonishing
- the concept is immersive
- the story is rich and odd and scary and dark.

In some sense, it feels like a box set TV serial that everyone else has gotten in to and is telling all their friends about; most of these I can take-or-leave but some, like The Returned or True Detective just hooked me from their first moments and had me utterly-gripped. Will Kingdom Death: Monster have the same effect?


It looks like a lot of stuff, doesn't it?


Maybe I'm harking back to my early gamer days when Roleplaying was all I knew (and cared about/looked forward to)? Maybe I'm becoming jaded by Euros and this growing feeling of longing is the visible symptom of this internal malaise?


The KS campaign vid.


There are a few days left yet so I may decide to jump in at the Lantern (core game 1.5, $250) level. That's a LOT of money, though. A very much lot. An awfully, yes, lot.


In the meantime, here is a more accessible - i.e. free! - (Festive) monster:


Now THIS is an EXCELLENT promo!

And, finally, another song:


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Yesterday started cold and frosty, but warmed up with a visit from (Uncle) James and a kettle seemingly-perpetually on-the-boil from 11 'til 3! Alice needed to get her packing sorted - as I would be driving her to Heathrow, late afternoon, ready for her 10.30PM flight back to New Zealand (via Guangzhou) - but we were able to pause for a last bit of gaming:


Those Magnificent Men...coming along very nicely.



Villainous Alice wins the Race...


This particular play-test was an important one: my lot are tricky when it comes to learning new games as they don't enjoy the rules explanations! You can see my quandry BUT 'MagMen' is a relatively-simple pitch: draft and play cards to get you ahead in the Practice race THEN use the drafted cards in a draw deck for the 'real' race. Alice managed to avoid filling her deck with quite as many 'Distraction' cards as the rest of us and pulled away to land in Paris as the victor, despite being almost 100% villainous - where the Hell were the good guys? Phut-phut-phutting along at the back staring dreamily at the clouds! Figurative, as well as actual, forward movement continues to be made with this prototype: think FLAMME ROUGE meets 7 WONDERS (so far).

We had, temporarily, a complete set of Boydell children in the house - come tea time - so, while I loaded the car, there was a final round of farewell hugs, kisses and tears and then me and my eldest whisked ourselves Eastwards for the 3 hour journey to the airport:


Queue for baggage deposit selfie!



Whose flight is THIS? A Robin joins us for a latte...


I maintained a jolly demeanor as we checked-in Alice's huge rucksack and paused for a perking-up coffee but there was no avoiding the goodbye; we hugged, for ages, and I kissed her head like I did when she was newborn and when she skipped through the gates at Primary school and when we left her in her student digs in Plymouth in 2013 and when we sent her off to the other side of the world last year. I watched her zig-zag the empty queue path to Customs & Security and through to Departures until I couldn't see her any more; I coughed out the lump in my chest and the tears in my eyes and trudged back to the car. Only 7 months until she comes back.

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Yup! Concealment ongoing:


Yay! I actually have Broom Service! Five days in and a first relevant Adventish gift!



Finally, a song for my heavy Yuletide heart:


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(I know this is cheating a bit but I liked it the first time around AND there's a loose Christmas link with the word 'candles' *ahem*)





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Ok, I'm still hiding this bit:


Now THIS is more like it! SIX board-filling tiles that are UNIQUE and they're an ODD SHAPE too! Effort has, indeed, been made...it's a pity I don't have Hansa Teutonica


Finally, a song:

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