They've arrived amid half a ton of polystyrene nuggets and that cloying resin stench: the coffins for Snowdonia: The Necropolis Railway & Neuhauser Bockerlbahn:
Fifty (50) sets of 5 coffins.
£4 (Pound Sterling) per set.
Forty (40) sets available now for National & International delivery (+£2 GBP for the UK, +£4 Europe & RoW - note: these are prices for one set being dispatched)
Thus, for absolute clarity, my next door neighbour needs to pay £4 because s/he can collect by hand; my cousin Angela in Swindon* needs to pay £6 and my dear friend David in Canada has to stump up £8. Pounds Sterling.
Please email firstname.lastname@example.org with your order and the Subject 'I love coffins but I'm not a necrophiliac' (or similar); I'll reply with remuneratory instructions.
Now, if you don't mind, I think I'd better go and put some clothes on.
*she also deserves my deepest sympathies
Life and Games (but mostly games) from Tony Boydell: Father, Grandfather, Husband and Independent UK Game Designer.
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