Welcome...to my Shed!
Today I am a-travellin' on a surreptitious mission: a bit hush-hush / mums-the-word etc. Nothing sinister just, well, something different.
You could wish me luck? I'm not sure if I really want any luck TBH.
You could wish me a safe journey? That's always appreciated, thanks.
You could tell me that it's all going to turn out right in the end? I might even believe you.
To lighten my mood a bit, here's a picture of my guinea pig - Gengulphus - telling a joke: