"Too Big Box" Syndrome: An Examination of a Tragic Disease, Its Inevitable Spread of Destruction, and a Possible Cure
Far and wide, we have all heard of this "Too Big Box" syndrome. I first witnessed this disorder when I saw Durch die Wüste, and saw how much empty space he carried inside of him. "Horrors!" I cried, throwing my hands in the air, for I was much offended by such scenes. "I want to carry him with me, but he is far too large, and the space in my lorry is far too valuable!"Recommend
Alas, I saw this was a pandemic, as I noticed when I discovered Herr Rosenberg's Bohnanza, and saw that he was nigh three times (3x) larger than necessary! Luckily, I was still at the purveyors of enjoyment and challenge (a/k/a my FLGS), and I surveyed a potential cure for this inconvenient syndrome: an Ultra-Pro deck box.
Praise be, it worked! Furthermore, it worked with other boxed wonders of luck and challenge, and I was able to purge this affliction from my abode through the use of this wonderful elixir!
I post this in the hopes that others who have suffered this terrible tragedy may learn how to combat it, and ask that if you, out there, have other stories to share in how you defeated this terrible aggressor, that you may share it here.
Please note that the Ultra Pro deck boxes come with a clinging material, attached to the boxes with a form of glue. I have learned that these come off easily, as excessive heat may cause the glue to soften, and create a mess. A simple, rubber band helped in keeping all of the interior components in place. Also, in order to identify the patients in the future from their common faces, I was able to help them by attaching labels to their boxes, created by using copies of their faces and resizing them to fit their new exterior.
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