Kill the Meeple.
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I hate meeples and everything they represent.

They are spawn from the underworld. They put our beloved pawns of yore out of work. They do not have souls. They can not take step losses. They are not rated for firepower or morale. They even lack unit designations. And, perhaps the worst sin of all: they make eurogames possible. This, by itself, is a reason for eradicating this plague of locusts.

The list suggests ways in which meeples should be eliminated from this time space dimension.

Feel free to add methods of rid the earth of these unholy beasts.





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Running them over with a Tiger tank would be a good place to start.
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If it was good enough for 18th century French politicians, it should be good enough for Meeples.
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Burning them all at the stake? Since Meeples are wooden, we won't even need much paper to start the fire.
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What about just gathering them all up and dropping them out of airplanes - without parachutes?
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Draw and quartered? Keelhauling the whole rotten lot?
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Hang'm high?
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Perhaps a firing squad, at dawn. Wouldn't even need real guns; just a few decent BB guns.
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Didn't the Egyptians' do some nasty things to evil beings? Or was that the opening plot scene that bad Mummy blockbuster a few years ago.
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Bet piranhas would dig a tasty bunch of meeples.
 
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Maybe we should give the mission to Mr.Hands, who used to do a real number on Mr.Bill each week.

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A neutron bomb would not really hurt the environment much while vaporizing the evil.
 
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I know nothing of this game, and I love meeple and sheeple, but if I were looking at meeple genocide. C'mon.
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Let's not forget this bad boy either.
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And I'll volunteer for death by beaver.
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dragons eat meeples
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Time to chop some meeple wood.
 
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17. Board Game: WildLife [Average Rating:6.67 Overall Rank:1692]
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I don't have a particular death wish for meeples, but I do like to put them through their paces. You know, to see what they've got.

So, that said,

The could be pecked to death by a curious, yet evil, brown bird:



The could be stung to death by yellowjackets:




Or, they simple could be eaten up by an unexpected waterfall:

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18. Board Game: Meatgrinder Battle of Xuan Loc April 1975 [Average Rating:6.50 Unranked]
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A really large, industrial strength meatgrinder should be able to process quite a few quickly.
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Feed 'em to the hippos.
Word on the street is, they're hungry.
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20. Board Game: Meeple Fling! [Average Rating:5.67 Unranked]
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Right now I am feeling very: turbed, pirited, heveled, combobulated, and not tinguished, so don't you dare "dis" me!
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Carcassonne: Expansion 7 – The Catapult and Meeple Fling! together



Use the catapult to fling those meeples!
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Will it blend?



Disclaimer: I've tried this with Monopoly components, not with Meeples, because I happen to think that Monopoly is even more evil than Meeples.

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Build a bridge out of 'er
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Perhaps we could beam them up from Earth and then innocently forget to rematerialize them anywhere. Or, go the the maximum dispersion route like they did with that evil robot that thought Kirk was his creator.
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24. Board Game: The Awful Green Things From Outer Space [Average Rating:6.49 Overall Rank:1675]
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Hand the slimy buggers over to Captain Yid and the trusty crew of the Znutar. They know how to use a pool stick and a can of Zgwortz to get 5 dice to kill. If it is good enough for Green things then it's good enough for a bunch of mealie meeples.

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25. Board Game: Clue [Average Rating:5.66 Overall Rank:7920]
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Have Col.Mustard and a few of the Clue chicks call the annual meeting of Meeples. Host the event in the library. Once all the bastards are inside, lock the doors. And, then, go Medieval on their arses utilizing all the weapons in a Clue game - especially the pipe.
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