Radio Silence. One of our suburban outposts has gone dark. Communication protocols are being actively disrupted and Warehouse access routes have turned into a veritable Escher’s maze. We received a final truncated message from the Overseer Cipher Lockdown protocols enacted, selfdestruct systems armed. The base is within a minimal threat region and satellite surveillance detects no unusual activity. We’re blind to the situation, we could have an impending apocalypse on our hands.
More likely somebody spilt a coffee on the Cipher. Wouldn’t be the first time. It’s certainly not a case of the Oaxacan glitch. That’s just a myth, there’s nothing wrong with the latest model and anybody caught spreading rumours will have their pay docked.