Publisher's blurb from the 3rd Edition:
The Scenario Formerly Known As The Lost Eclairs Of Zero has been fully revised to the 3rd edition to remove all trace of any game system; this fully generic, revised, non-infringing edition is compatible with any public domain game system used at any time in any place. It cannot be used with any licensed game system at any time in any place.
Feel the crushing defeat of castigation as your character fails to secure the money substitute required to pay for perverse entertainment preferences.
Contains more errors than any other product available!
Publisher's blurb from the 1st & 2nd Editions:
April 4 was the day the Eclairs finally went, on sale in Zero. From that day on gourmands and other gluttons (for punishment) have been demanding the tasty confection that can only be purchased with hard currency or anything else the use of money would apply in whatever form of legal tender would apply in the fantastic realms to which our Distinguished adventurers might wander. The zealots of the Eclair must fight off monsters, knights, and even legends as they create unique stories about the tasty filling and chocolate icing that has so fascinated gamers since gaming was first invented.
Over thirty minutes in the making, The Lost Eclairs of Zero is a powerful toolkit to anyone with basic knowledge of Knights, Legends, Dark Fantasy, and Tabletopping. Now in its second edition which vastly exceeds, all Other first editions in perfection and balance. Unfortunately the file size is small. Don't let that fool you. Inside you find the creamy, delicious filling that is common to that most high confection, the Eclair.
Taste the Prussian wave!
For ignorant adults only. This adventures requires the Knights & Legends core rules.