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1) He never has to consult Combat Results Charts

2) When playing Magic: The Gathering, he uses purple magic.

3) He played Chicago Chicago! as the park police and won.

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He wins Dominion with a village only strategy.
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He wins Puerto Rico by Trading corn.
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Both great responses!

David is such a master board gamer, He rolls a 7 on a d6.
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He is so good that he can win Pandemic with 8 epidemic cards... and all are from the mutation challenge (the red ones)

He wins Pandemic The Cure without ever rolling a bio hazard
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He wins base Carcassonne using roads only
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....he has reworked Monopoly into a legacy style game, and his friends LOVE it!
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He doesn't trade in Monopoly.

Ps: who's David?
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Paradox Games wrote:
Both great responses!

David is such a master board gamer, He rolls a 7 on a d6.


You're confusing him with somebody else. That guy's called Chuck.
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He plays 4X games with the 5th X.

Pete (cannot compete with firepower of that magnitude)
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When playing Uno, if he has one car left and forgets to say, "Uno", the other players have to draw cards.

He can make ultimates in Yu-Gi-Oh without fuse cards

He doesn't need to use clues to win Clue.
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Every time he plays a co-op he's the only winner.
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monkeyhandz wrote:
He doesn't trade in Monopoly.

Ps: who's David?


if you want me to answer who David it, I will, but the answer may even be too geeky for Board Game Geek!

Besides being a Master Board Gamer, David can draw a dinosaur better than anyone else! If you know that reference, consider yourself on the inside of a very inside joke. it's an obscure reference to a series of "how to draw" books I would borrow from my library in the 1970s. The series was titled, "Draw 50 [blank]s". Draw 50 dinosaurs, Draw 50 aircraft, draw 50 famous people, draw 50 cartoon characters, etc. by Lee J Ames. Anyway, each book had a preface that began, "David can draw a dinosaur better than anyone else!" (or Popeye, or an F-15, Jimmy Carter, etc.) The rest of the preface went on to discuss the pride one can have with peer approval or something, but I was under 10 so I only remembered the first line, didn't know he was a hypothetical person, but thought he was a pretty talented person.

So David has another talent: being a Master Board Gamer.
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He wins ticket to ride without accomplishing any objective
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His Monopoly hotels have casinos.
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When he plays 'Risk', actual nations fall.
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David is such a master board gamer that he played Pandemic: Legacy backwards.

He's never the Traitor: he's a freedom fighter.

He finds Chess too random.

His opponents are always disappointed at how brief his turns are.

He plays Clue as Mr. Body.
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When he's the Banker, shareholders receive record dividends.

Why, yes. He's always got wood for sheep.
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After he wins a Legacy game (and, of course, he wins), the envelopes are sealed and his cards and game board are pristine.
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He wins Forbidden Island with all the tiles, without sinking anyone


For him, all islands, deserts and stars are allowed.
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When he plays Battleship, K-11 is a hit.

He owns Time Tunnels.
https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/7398/time-tunnels
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He's the Me in Meeple.

Sheep have wood for him.

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I like the idea of a Chuck Norris riff but are y'all making fun of an actual person? (EDIT: THEY AREN"T) Cuz I don't think we should be doing that.

EDIT: Never mind. I didn't read all the posts closely. I'm wet blanket by nature. Ignore me. IGNORE ME!
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skutsch wrote:
I like the idea of a Chuck Norris riff but are y'all making fun of an actual person? Cuz I don't think we should be doing that.


Please read my post higher up in the thread. David's not an actual person.

David beat Jack Bauer in Press Play's 24 Trading Card Game.
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